Chaos... to be continued

[MsNatalie99]

* Channel in my national geographic narrator deep voice *
With the bees population going down, plants had to adopt so they don't rely on a wingman for scoring a good fuck. This is what they evolved into. The scientific name for the little boners is flower dick. They look small but for their species it's above average. This make is proud and a showoff. The flower dick packs an enormous thrust when it spews out pollen, sending them flying several feet into the air where the wind blows them away. That's why you get pollen allergies even when there's no fucking plants around

This made me laugh out loud and cover my mouth.

 

[water_moutina]

Thank you kindly.

#workaholic...

Hell even the client ordered me to take a vacation...

I need these kind of clients

 

[MsNatalie99]

Yeah we are going to a fish fry and going swimming

Awesome! I love me a good fish fry

 

[MsNatalie99]

I need these kind of clients

Not me! Just leave $200 on the nightstand and GTFO

 

[Destiny]

Thank you kindly.

#workaholic...

Hell even the client ordered me to take a vacation...

steals your #workaholic and replaces it with a #Needstogetlaid

 

[Diosax]

Then go in? I'm confused

 

[water_moutina]

Not me! Just leave $200 on the nightstand and GTFO

You're supposed to take the money first!!

 

[Destiny]

You're supposed to take the money first!!

Fuck I have been doing it wrong all along

 

[HeavyBalls]

steals your #workaholic and replaces it with a #Needstogetlaid

I appreciate that.

 

[water_moutina]

steals your #workaholic and replaces it with a #Needstogetlaid

I'd watch that

 

[MsNatalie99]

You're supposed to take the money first!!

 

[MsNatalie99]

I'd watch that

That's like half the sitcoms from my childhood

 

[MsNatalie99]

steals your #workaholic and replaces it with a #Needstogetlaid

 

[MsNatalie99]

 

[MsNatalie99]

#missmyoldjob
Poof*

 

[pumaman23]

* Channel in my national geographic narrator deep voice *
With the bees population going down, plants had to adopt so they don't rely on a wingman for scoring a good fuck. This is what they evolved into. The scientific name for the little boners is flower dick. They look small but for their species it's above average. This male is proud and a showoff. The flower dick packs an enormous thrust when it spews out pollen, sending them flying several feet into the air where the wind blows them away. That's why you get pollen allergies even when there's no fucking plants around

https://voca.ro/14ojevEBe5qe

 

[MsNatalie99]

 

[HeavyBalls]

Oh well, go in.

Get set up, do the necessity work. Look over the newbs and put the fear of #deity into them...

Should I bring in my Sith robe?

 

[pumaman23]

Those tumbling tumbleweeds.

 

[MsNatalie99]

https://voca.ro/14ojevEBe5qe

OMMFG Puma! That was epic.

 

[pumaman23]

Oh well, go in.

Get set up, do the necessity work. Look over the newbs and put the fear of #deity into them...

Should I bring in my Sith robe?

If you do, you better ask them to work late.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Oh well, go in.

Get set up, do the necessity work. Look over the newbs and put the fear of #deity into them...

Should I bring in my Sith robe?

Maybe a smile, you know, catch them off guard

 

[Destiny]

Oh well, go in.

Get set up, do the necessity work. Look over the newbs and put the fear of #deity into them...

Should I bring in my Sith robe?

Wear NOTHING but the Sith Robe

 

[HeavyBalls]

I went into training to meet them. I smiled and seemed friendly.

No I'm going in on boss mode. Yes I am friendly, but it's business time.

 

[pumaman23]

OMMFG Puma! That was epic.

Thanks. That post from @water_moutina was too good to not get an audio accompaniment.