Chaos... to be continued

[MsNatalie99]

I went into training to meet them. I smiled and seemed friendly.

No I'm going in on boss mode. Yes I am friendly, but it's business time.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Thanks. That post from @water_moutina was too good to not get an audio accompaniment.

I know, that had me laughing out loud. I almost got busted by my boss

 

[pumaman23]

Ugh. And so it begins. My poor puppers are hiding in the closet while the neighbors attempt to start a wildfire with the damn fireworks.

 

[MsNatalie99]

 

[Destiny]

I went into training to meet them. I smiled and seemed friendly.

No I'm going in on boss mode. Yes I am friendly, but it's business time.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Ugh. And so it begins. My poor puppers are hiding in the closet while the neighbors attempt to start a wildfire with the damn fireworks.

Yeah, mine are at home, but I bet they're tearing the house up trying to find places to hide.

 

[Diosax]

https://voca.ro/14ojevEBe5qe

 

[MsNatalie99]

I had to play that for a co-worker. She just yelled the fuck, and started laughing too

 

[Diosax]

Lmao

 

[MsNatalie99]

* Channel in my national geographic narrator deep voice *
With the bees population going down, plants had to adopt so they don't rely on a wingman for scoring a good fuck. This is what they evolved into. The scientific name for the little boners is flower dick. They look small but for their species it's above average. This male is proud and a showoff. The flower dick packs an enormous thrust when it spews out pollen, sending them flying several feet into the air where the wind blows them away. That's why you get pollen allergies even when there's no fucking plants around

 

[Destiny]

Talk about Rapid Eruption...

 

[pumaman23]

Oh yeah. Just watch that flower dick go.

 

[MsNatalie99]

 

[MsNatalie99]

Talk about Rapid Eruption...

Oh yeah. Just watch that flower dick go.

Yeah! Surprisingly not a lot online for flower porn

 

[HeavyBalls]

*thinks about boobs

 

[Destiny]

C'ere I will do that for you

 

[Destiny]

*thinks about boobs

Here you go handsome....

 

[MsNatalie99]

C'ere I will do that for you

SOLD!!!

 

[jason28053]

All I can think of is Walk like an Egyptian

 

[pumaman23]

Yeah! Surprisingly not a lot online for flower porn

Are you familiar with the "penis plant"?

 

[Destiny]

OMG! @MsNatalie99 , someone got me some peanut utter flavored whiskey tonight... Fuck me this shit is amazing.

 

[jason28053]

Are you familiar with the "penis plant"?

Dickweed

 

[Destiny]

YOu could always get the "hanging man"

 

[MsNatalie99]

Are you familiar with the "penis plant"?

The garden of Eden

 

[pumaman23]

OMG! @MsNatalie99 , someone got me some peanut utter flavored whiskey tonight... Fuck me this shit is amazing.

Is that screwball whiskey?
I had a friend joking about getting that and some fireball and doing "ball shots"