Chaos... to be continued

[Massive Grooves]

Shit are you having an anxiety attack? What's going on?

Okay

I can do five minutes in how to make a perfect omelette. If I slice the mushrooms slowly.

I can do five minutes on how back in my day tick tock was the sound a clock made.

I can do five minutes on pseudorandom number generation and why you should not play the lottery or at a casino.

I can do five minutes on the pay tree are key.

I can do five minutes on Taoism and why the lack of door to door salespeople and fundraisers make it unsuitable for American consumption.

I can do five minutes on the key players of the dead ball era.

I could give you five minutes on how I have no intention of eating pasta ever again. Especially not in Utah.

I can give you five minutes on solving quadratic equations.

I can give you five minutes on how I groom my hair. If I comb my hair really slowly. Like take 4.5 minutes combing my hair.

I could give you five minutes on Kurt Vonnegut’s Breakfast of Champions.

I could give you five minutes of my dog snoring and that would be your favorite one.

 

[Diosax]

Okay

I can do five minutes in how to make a perfect omelette. If I slice the mushrooms slowly.

I can do five minutes on how back in my day tick tock was the sound a clock made.

I can do five minutes on pseudorandom number generation and why you should not play the lottery or at a casino.

I can do five minutes on the pay tree are key.

I can do five minutes on Taoism and why the lack of door to door salespeople and fundraisers make it unsuitable for American consumption.

I can do five minutes on the key players of the dead ball era.

I could give you five minutes on how I have no intention of eating pasta ever again. Especially not in Utah.

I can give you five minutes on solving quadratic equations.

I can give you five minutes on how I groom my hair. If I comb my hair really slowly. Like take 4.5 minutes combing my hair.

I could give you five minutes on Kurt Vonnegut’s Breakfast of Champions.

I could give you five minutes of my dog snoring and that would be your favorite one.

Thank you for taking my question seriously

I think you could also do one on photography and another one about music

 

[cheekygirl75]

Okay

I can do five minutes in how to make a perfect omelette. If I slice the mushrooms slowly.

I can do five minutes on how back in my day tick tock was the sound a clock made.

I can do five minutes on pseudorandom number generation and why you should not play the lottery or at a casino.

I can do five minutes on the pay tree are key.

I can do five minutes on Taoism and why the lack of door to door salespeople and fundraisers make it unsuitable for American consumption.

I can do five minutes on the key players of the dead ball era.

I could give you five minutes on how I have no intention of eating pasta ever again. Especially not in Utah.

I can give you five minutes on solving quadratic equations.

I can give you five minutes on how I groom my hair. If I comb my hair really slowly. Like take 4.5 minutes combing my hair.

I could give you five minutes on Kurt Vonnegut’s Breakfast of Champions.

I could give you five minutes of my dog snoring and that would be your favorite one.

I kinda want to hear the one about Taoism and door to door salespeople

 

[Deadbed1968]

I could do 5 minutes on replacing a carburetor on a small engine, on git source control, on baking bread, or perhaps on 80’s alternative rock

 

[AngelicaS1780]

I can do five minutes on... how to properly fit a bra, a variety of pet care, veterinary medical, and veterinary behaviorism topics, how to sharpen a chef's knife using a wet stone technique, sex toys, the works of A.A. Milne, Alexander Hamilton, Hamilton (the musical), Andy Warhol... among other things.

 

[Diosax]

I bet this will get yall talking

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRNsU7UK/?k=1

Don't say I never do anything for you guys

Edit:

This is the video that came up on my fyp and how I got the first link
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRNsyQmu/?k=1

 

[cheekygirl75]

I bet this will get yall talking

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRNsU7UK/?k=1

Don't say I never do anything for you guys

Can I say she looks way better in the beginning? Maybe not her boobs, if boobs are your thing

 

[Diosax]

Can I say she looks way better in the beginning? Maybe not her boobs, if boobs are your thing

She does look very pretty without makeup

Also watch my edit

 

[Deadbed1968]

She does look very pretty without makeup

Also watch my edit

An awful lot of women look great without makeup.

 

[cheekygirl75]

She does look very pretty without makeup

Also watch my edit

How do I do that? My tech ability runs & hides when it comes to TikTok

 

[Diosax]

An awful lot of women look great without makeup.

I've been conditioned to think I look sick if I don't wear some makeup

How do I do that? My tech ability runs & hides when it comes to TikTok

How do you do what?

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Goodnight, everybody. I don't usually do things like this, but if you all could send out some positive energy for strength and healing for my mom. She fell this afternoon and has a severe open fracture of her ankle. She's in the hospital and will be having surgery tomorrow. She's 74 and has several health issues that make her a less than ideal candidate for general anesthesia. Thanks.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I've been condition to think I look sick if I don't wear some makeup

How do you do what?

Watch your edit

Goodnight, everybody. I don't usually do things like this, but if you all could send out some positive energy for strength and healing for my mom. She fell this afternoon and has a severe open fracture of her ankle. She's in the hospital and will be having surgery tomorrow. She's 74 and has several health issues that make her a less than ideal candidate for general anesthesia. Thanks.

Another time when the happy love eyes reaction isn’t quite right! Sending lots of healing & positive thoughts her & your way

 

[Diosax]

Goodnight, everybody. I don't usually do things like this, but if you all could send out some positive energy for strength and healing for my mom. She fell this afternoon and has a severe open fracture of her ankle. She's in the hospital and will be having surgery tomorrow. She's 74 and has several health issues that make her a less than ideal candidate for general anesthesia. Thanks.

Sending healing vibes to your mom. Hope everything goes well!! Good night!

Watch your edit

Oh lol i mean I edited my msg and added a 2nd link

 

[water_moutina]

Someone explain this to me?

I know she's licking the finger to turn the pages of Bible, and I know she's reading it to him cause the guy has no free time so she has to read it while he's driving

But what I don't understand is how tf is she able to read without the lights in the car?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Someone explain this to me?

I know she's licking the finger to turn the pages of Bible, and I know she's reading it to him cause the guy has no free time so she has to read it while he's driving

But what I don't understand is how tf is she able to read without the lights in the car?

Well obviously she’s memorized it! The book is just for show.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Have you seen him as an adult though? I had a bit of a crush on him in Dead Zone

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I mean, I can see how you'd be attracted to him. But to me he looks like the kind of guy who's not allowed within so many yards of a school

 

[MsNatalie99]

Someone explain this to me?

I know she's licking the finger to turn the pages of Bible, and I know she's reading it to him cause the guy has no free time so she has to read it while he's driving

But what I don't understand is how tf is she able to read without the lights in the car?

She's being led by the Holy Spirit

 

[Ginmill72]

Just wanted to give an update, my DH has been killing lately...not that it thrills too many, but man I'm excited.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Question for everyone

I just saw a tiktok that says:
What's a topic you can give a 5 minute presentation at any given moment.

Go!

Maybe tell me a serious topic, and a funny/lit related topic

I don't know nothing. Even when I'm right, I still got to send a letter apologizing for it

 

[MsNatalie99]

Just wanted to give an update, my DH has been killing lately...not that it thrills too many, but man I'm excited.

Sorry DH?

 

[Ginmill72]

It's a need thing, from a game called diablo...I like the gym, beer, and to geek out from time to time, keeps things interesting

 

[MsNatalie99]

An awful lot of women look great without makeup.

If you're beautiful with it, you're beautiful without it. Maybe even scratch that and just say you're beautiful

 

[MsNatalie99]

Goodnight, everybody. I don't usually do things like this, but if you all could send out some positive energy for strength and healing for my mom. She fell this afternoon and has a severe open fracture of her ankle. She's in the hospital and will be having surgery tomorrow. She's 74 and has several health issues that make her a less than ideal candidate for general anesthesia. Thanks.

Good night, and will do positive energy on the way

 

[water_moutina]

Sorry DH?

DH as in his Dirty Hoe. She's killing men. Idk how I feel about it but ok