Cock Tales and Penis Size

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Quick note........

Is that what I'm missing out on

Destinie,

When it comes to testosterone poisoning...I'd trade places with you any day. You're not missing a thing!

-E

 

[McKenna]

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[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Re: Quick note........

Lucky, I think you've put your finger on it: Testosterone Poisoning!

Boota, honey, did I mention that I can balance two spinning tops on my nipples?

Sher,

That's amazing. Listen, i've been thinking of starting up a traveling circus...and we could really use an act like that. Let me know if you're interested. You'd probably have to have a booth beside the man with the 'third leg' cock, though. Is this going to be a problem?

-E

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Good Lord! I go to sleep for a few hours and come back to a testosterone fest!

...Next think you know, we'll have a spitting contest.

Personally, I vote for the "who can give the most-pleasurable oral sex" contest. I will, of course, coordintate the event and volunteer to be the "receiver" of such oral attentions. Really ladies, I insist. After all, it was MY idea.

Good morning Mack,

You can never turn a blind eye on testosterone! That shit can get out of hand in a hurry. Testosterone Fest is a good term but you might want to copyright it. I can see the makers of Viagra headlining a concert series by that name someday, you know like Lollapalooza, or Warp Tour.

With all the sex crazed folks around here, I imagine there will need to be more than one 'receiver' for your oral delight contest so I suppose I could sacrifice myself for the greater good. Put me down # 2 on the list, would ya? All the testosterone floating around here leads me to believe there would be a healthy amount of competition and we may need to take on a few more volunteers.

-E

 

[McKenna]

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[lucky-E-leven]

And maybe we should hire Shereads with her spinning tops act to entertain the boys who are still waiting in line -that is, if you can spare her from your traveling circus for a while!

She hasn't agreed to join yet . But in the event she does, I suppose we could spare such an amazing talent for such a worthy cause.

-E

 

[shereads]

Lucky, I said I could balance the spinning tops. I didn't say it was fun.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Lucky, I said I could balance the spinning tops. I didn't say it was fun.

I'd be more interested in how you discovered this hidden talent....

 

[mtnman2003]

McK...........

Ladies, I don't want to be second tongue.........

Put me down for 4 or 5 firsts, if enough ladies volunteer....

And I believe with 1-cialis, 4 hours of stiffy, should do the trick!

I don't care if I spelled "cialis" incorrectly........lol

Let's see, McKenna, Tatelou, Lollygirl26, I could go on.....

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'd be more interested in how you discovered this hidden talent....

What, as if you've never been put on hold when trying to reach a company on the phone?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

What, as if you've never been put on hold when trying to reach a company on the phone?

Sure, but I don't think making up nasty lyrics to old Tears For Fears songs is a talent...spinning tops on your nipples is awesome but I hear it's painful.

lucky

 

[NoJo]

Lucky, I said I could balance the spinning tops. I didn't say it was fun.

Are they Beyblades? My son would be interested if they were.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Are they Beyblades? My son would be interested if they were.

Aren't those the little boy spinning war toys?

Sher is the expert on nipple spinning so I'd have to defer your question to her. And I'd think your son would find damn near anything spinning atop a nipple interesting, but maybe I'm wrong.

lucky

 

[Black Tulip]

For those who have not given birth to a full term avg. size human baby: It gets very squished and distorted coming out of the womb and birth canal. A newborn's bones are soft and malleable and nowhere near fully formed, even the skull.

The labor involved to dilate the cervix (neck of the womb) takes hours (several to a dozen or more). When the baby's head reaches the vaginal entrance the stretching of the labia is the most difficult and painful part of the work (which is a marvel of engineering).

There is nothing to compare re. cock size and fucking. Perhaps one might compare fisting, but I have no experience there.

Perdita

Thanks for clarifying the point, Perdita. There is no comparison because a baby is a lot bigger and most of the times that's no real problem.

(Apart from the hurt and the occasional cutting and stitching you forgot to mention.)

So why get hysterical over the size of a cock?

 

[Guest]

So why get hysterical over the size of a cock?

Tulip, that is the most sophisticated entendre I've read in some time.

As many know from a previous thread, the Greeks named the condition "hysteria" because they thought it caused by a wandering womb (which is how the term also fits the "unreliable narrator"). So, getting hysterical over a monster of a schlong is very appropriate (at least for women).

Perdita

 

[Lovepotion69]

I feel like a virgin everytime people talk about cock sizes. They give you measurements and I go "huh? how big is that?" I mean, I can look at a ruler how long it is, but got no clue what it'd look like in real life! So, I kinda gave up about figuring all those measurements out...

In all honestly, I do get scared if I see a really big cock. I've been with a couple of guys who were well equipped, but it's been ok. On the other hand, I lubricated incredibly fast and a lot, so that probably helps (which actually used to be a bit of an issue for me before. My first bf kept telling me I lubricated too much, which got me all self-conscious about it.)
I did see a friend's cock once though, and he was HUGE. It just kept growing and I kept thinking "auch! that gotta hurt!". Still, even if I admit to being a bit scared if it's really huge, I certainly wouldn't walk away! That's so rude!

Let's hope your friend meets someone who appreciates him for who he is, both as a person and physical built.

 

[pop_54]

Ha

Some of us "men" resent being branded an uncouth masculine person along with all the hairy, unwashed rabble. Isn't that right, Pop?

Too right Joe, too right, what's testosterone anyway? Don't think I ever had any of that stuff.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Ha

Too right Joe, too right, what's testosterone anyway? Don't think I ever had any of that stuff.

funny...I thought you invented it.

lucky

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmm

So why get hysterical over the size of a cock?

That's easy for you to say love, you don't have to worry about being sub-standard in the showers.

Girl once said to me. "Do you know I go wet between the legs when I see your cock".

I said, "What you get aroused and excited?"

She said, "No I piss myself laughing".

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Hmmmmmm

That's easy for you to say love, you don't have to worry about being sub-standard in the showers.

Girl once said to me. "Do you know I go wet between the legs when I see your cock".
I said, "What you get aroused and excited?"
She said, "No I piss myself laughing".

Lemme at her...Lemme at her, I say!

I can tell just by the eyepatch that you are so much more than a laughing matter, sweet Pop!

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Hmmmmmm

Lemme at her...Lemme at her, I say!

I can tell just by the eyepatch that you are so much more than a laughing matter, sweet Pop!

Hehe!! Yes I must get that patch seen to, I don't always wear it you know, and I don't often have a bird sitting on my shoulder in reality, I have had a few sit on my face but that's a different story altogether.

 

[LorriLove]

Re: Hmmmmmm

Girl once said to me. "Do you know I go wet between the legs when I see your cock".

I said, "What you get aroused and excited?"

She said, "No I piss myself laughing".

can't anyone round here keep a freekin secret, i told you not to tell anyone

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Hmmmmmm

can't anyone round here keep a freekin secret, i told you not to tell anyone

Hi Love. Good thing the lad's not about.

Perdita

 

[magichandslee]

Re: McK...........

Ladies, I don't want to be second tongue.........

Put me down for 4 or 5 firsts, if enough ladies volunteer....

And I believe with 1-cialis, 4 hours of stiffy, should do the trick!

I don't care if I spelled "cialis" incorrectly........lol

Let's see, McKenna, Tatelou, Lollygirl26, I could go on.....

After 4 hours with a "stiffie" you come to see someone like me and we fix it.

With a needle. LoL

Lee

 

[raphy]

Pops is my role model.