Cock Talk

[Darkrhytm]

I've only had a bourbon based old fashioned. So. That's what I like.

I had a charcoal infused old fashioned the other day- much better than expected

 

[UnquietDreams]

American bourbon for the base please, not the peaty glass of smoke or grass they call whiskey from the northern part of your little island.

Ah, you added an "e". Those on the northern part of her island would get cross. I've never developed a taste for it, though I love the whiskey from an island just a hop over.

 

[Bry1313]

Ah, you added an "e". Those on the northern part of her island would get cross. I've never developed a taste for it, though I love the whiskey from an island just a hop over.

The “e” stays

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ah, you added an "e". Those on the northern part of her island would get cross. I've never developed a taste for it, though I love the whiskey from an island just a hop over.

I mean it doesn't take much.

*hides from @Daisy_Love *

 

[Bry1313]

I guess it's totally normal that we were friends one day then I turned into a horrible person because of that one thing then. But hey thanks for telling me that you'll "forgive" him for whatever you think he did to you while you treat me exactly as you have shown on these threads.

Thank you for being the person you are both here and everywhere else. A five has never been so lucky.

 

[Amanda330]

Hey, so who wants to talk about cock? These look interesting to me.

They're called the vigor vegetable crystal glass dildo collection... Food you really can play with.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey, so who wants to talk about cock? These look interesting to me.

They're called the vigor vegetable crystal glass dildo collection... Food you really can play with.

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The bumpy cucumber one looks promising

 

[Amanda330]

The bumpy cucumber one looks promising

I agree. The cucumber looks interesting but I wonder if I fuck myself too hard for the bumps to feel good?

The eggplant one kind of looks like it's wearing a witches hat. Also, probably too skinny...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey, so who wants to talk about cock? These look interesting to me.

They're called the vigor vegetable crystal glass dildo collection... Food you really can play with.

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[positiveflirt]

I agree. The cucumber looks interesting but I wonder if I fuck myself too hard for the bumps to feel good?

The eggplant one kind of looks like it's wearing a witches hat. Also, probably too skinny...

True, I like the eggplant curve angle more though? Or maybe it's just that the banana doesn't look appealing for some reason. That was not a peel pun.

 

[Wriggle]

I agree. The cucumber looks interesting but I wonder if I fuck myself too hard for the bumps to feel good?

Use it on the labia and clit not ramming in.

The eggplant one kind of looks like it's wearing a witches hat. Also, probably too skinny...

Aubergines are usually much thicker

 

[Bry1313]

The bumpy cucumber one looks promising

Do you like your bumpy cucumbers girthier?

 

[Bry1313]

True, I like the eggplant curve angle more though? Or maybe it's just that the banana doesn't look appealing for some reason. That was not a peel pun.

You get the jar anyways


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[Wriggle]

What's the pink fruit?

 

[Amanda330]

Use it on the labia and clit not ramming in.

But I like ramming it in?

Aubergines are usually much thicker

That's what I was thinking as well. I'm actually disappointed.

 

[positiveflirt]

What's the pink fruit?

I think it's a.. sexy carrot? Mm, pink!

 

[Bry1313]

That's what I was thinking as well. I'm actually disappointed.

So much for size not mattering

 

[Wriggle]

But I like ramming it in?

There's 2 cucumbers - one smooth and one knobbly.

That's what I was thinking as well. I'm actually disappointed.

I would say they are novelty rather than practically pleasurable.

 

[Amanda330]

So much for size not mattering

I mean, I'm not a size queen. It just looks like it would feel like ramming a hairbrush into me... And I gave those up when I was a teen.

 

[Wriggle]

I think it's a.. sexy carrot? Mm, pink!

You can buy purple carrots again now.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

I mean, I'm not a size queen. It just looks like it would feel like ramming a hairbrush into me... And I gave those up when I was a teen.

The bristles were a dealbreaker, huh?

 

[Amanda330]

The bristles were a dealbreaker, huh?

I just had money to buy a real dildo and didn't need to fuck the handle of my hairbrush anymore

 

[FormerAllStar2]

I just had money to buy a real dildo and didn't need to fuck the handle of my hairbrush anymore

Proof that money CAN buy happiness!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Anyway. As much as it pains me to say it..most of what @Lord Pmann said was correct.

Quoting this so she can't delete it later.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I do. I pop in and out cos it's fast paced, the time zones are different to me mostly, and also unless I'm there constantly, then banter and jokes are made that I have no idea of the relevance of.

I don't think anyone misses me when I'm not there, and everyone is perfectly lovely when I pop in with my snark. But I have looked in from the outside. And I know it can feel exclusionary. Even when I KNOW that noone there intends it, and would hate that it does.

I also know that threads where the same group of people post and chat both on and off lit and have a shared history can be daunting to new posters. There are threads where I won't join in, even if I have some frankly hilarious to say or insightful to add because the posters seem to be enjoying the company of those already there and I'd feel like I was disrupting their flow if I gatecrashed.

I'm not commenting on the guys who's posts started the discussion. Just on whether lit can appear cliquey. Of course it can. And referencing that chats go on with smaller groups in pm and in groups off of lit can only reinforce that perception, however unintentional that may be. Pile ons ore never pleasant, no matter how warranted they seem.

I've been inside and outside of cliques. And I know that you can be oblivious inside. And it can feel awkward outside. I try to include people as I'm sure most people here do. Almost all of you are lovely.

Anyway. As much as it pains me to say it..most of what @Lord Pmann said was correct.

Was there talk of cut v uncut cocks?

Uncut is the norm over here, except in some religious or medical instances. So I have experienced only one uncut.

In some ways it's... very different. In others, not so much. It does look like it could be more easily damaged.

Just so you know… I miss you when you’re gone and have even been known to tag you to let you know I miss you.

Speaking for my own thread …

*** not to derail this thread

In creating that thread my hopes were to have a fun of fun and chaos where anything goes … it’s intended to be full inclusive and fun for anyone who wants to join.
Are there friend groups? Of course, like there is in plenty of other threads
Do people get ignored? It’s not anyone’s responsibility to interact with someone they don’t want to…
And if you are being creepy / catfishy .. you will get called out because I WILL NOT accept someone who is making others feel uncomfortable in my thread.

I love and appreciate all those who I’ve met on here who have made this place the wonderful and fun place it is. Thank you all.

** any further comments on this can be directed in S&S as I will not detail someone else’s thread with discussion.
All comments made in here in reply to me will be ignored.