Cock Talk

[jason28053]

Pfft

I got a cliquey clit

Sounds painful, maybe that make a special salve for that?

 

[Bry1313]

https://ibb.co/dBJkChG

So sexy

 

[Wand3rlust]

So sexy

Which one of me are you talking to?
Or is it yourself?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Sounds painful, maybe that make a special salve for that?

It makes she think she has castanets down there
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcXJ2MjBzbTZtbnlpYzNweWdqYmc3Y28xOW1nb2k1YXQ2NDNyZWt1bSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/5nY3FskVNp2o/giphy.gif

 

[jason28053]

It makes she think she has castanets down there
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcXJ2MjBzbTZtbnlpYzNweWdqYmc3Y28xOW1nb2k1YXQ2NDNyZWt1bSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/5nY3FskVNp2o/giphy.gif

Yes clickety-clack

 

[Bry1313]

Back to our cock theme and discussion from the other night, @Tigobitties98 and @aussiegeekygal will appreciate this while @Endless_Night will be embarrassed. I’m absolutely bringing it to the family BBQ this weekend

I appreciate it too, it’s like the wanker in real life

 

[Bry1313]

Which one of me are you talking to?
Or is it yourself?

Yes

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I appreciate it too, it’s like the wanker in real life

I thought those things were supposed to be bigger?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I think we have similar drawing abilities but I gave more background context

https://ibb.co/4j0JY41

I see a balding lady with a spinning drill bit pecker feeding grapes to a woman with smiley face tits and vag. She’s either really happy with the grapes or a masochist very excited for the swirly dick drill

Yes, my Rorschach test results are equally delightful.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

She’s either really happy with the grapes or a masochist very excited for the swirly dick drill

Maybe she's part duck?

 

[Bry1313]

I thought those things were supposed to be bigger?

Things are never as big in real life

 

[MindYaBitness]

I appreciate it too, it’s like the wanker in real life

The black one has the best lip color in my opinion, however I almost got the gold just so I could have the legit award in real life
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[LadyLascivious1]

The black one has the best color in my opinion, however I almost hot the hold just so I could have the legit award in real life
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I considered the cock color too! I was tempted by the hot pink because it’s such an attention whore. Plus is there anything funnier than a girly hot pink cock lipgloss?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I see a balding lady with a spinning drill bit pecker feeding grapes to a woman with smiley face tits and vag. She’s either really happy with the grapes or a masochist very excited for the swirly dick drill

Yes, my Rorschach test results are equally delightful.

This is spot on what I was going for

 

[jason28053]

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[hotcpu]

The black one has the best lip color in my opinion, however I almost got the gold just so I could have the legit award in real life
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No doubt there WOOD be many to thank for winning the award

 

[hotcpu]

Pfft

I got a cliquey clit

Make me perk up pondering that statement

 

[hotcpu]

I considered the cock color too! I was tempted by the hot pink because it’s such an attention whore. Plus is there anything funnier than a girly hot pink cock lipgloss?

You could pull it off ...

 

[Wriggle]

@Amanda330
@Wand3rlust
You both need to send me photos of your rude bits, so I can draw them better.
Because.....

This reminds me of the dick drawing I made of @Wriggle 's obviously hard as the foreskin has been pulled back... Lol

We all know that wasn't my penis....

https://ibb.co/dBJkChG

We all know this isn't representative through non-ouzo eyes.

 

[Amanda330]

@Amanda330
@Wand3rlust
You both need to send me photos of your rude bits, so I can draw them better.
Because.....


We all know that wasn't my penis....

We all know this isn't representative through non-ouzo eyes.

I said it was an artistic interpretation. I never said I was a *good* artist...

 

[Wand3rlust]

@Amanda330
@Wand3rlust
You both need to send me photos of your rude bits, so I can draw them better.
Because.....


We all know that wasn't my penis....

We all know this isn't representative through non-ouzo eyes.

Oh. OK.

*sends @Wriggle all the noods*

 

[Wriggle]

I said it was an artistic interpretation. I never said I was a *good* artist...

This reminds me of Austin's Butterfly.

Oh. OK.

*sends @Wriggle all the noods*

This is the correct response.

I'll draw you like one of my french ticklers ladies later.

 

[Apisto42]

I mean you're way hotter than I am but I still probably have more lit dudes that want to see my asshole than women that want to see yours.

Case closed.

You left out lit chicks that want to see your asshole and lot dudes that want to see his asshole. That probably evens out the numbers some.

I'm not sure the asshole is where I'd want to put a strippers money. I mean I've gotten close but it still wasn't their asshole

One of the girls I used to work with was very skilled in taking tips with her ass cheeks.

Did she try picking it up with her... you know what, never mind

Another girl, I shit you not, would grab a bill with her pussy. Crazy shit.

This is it. Can we stop being pedantic now?

Never. It’s online first of all, and secondly, it’s humans. Lower your expectations.

You can mention me. I can take it. *wink* *wink*

Don’t remember why I quoted this one. But you’re always worth mentioning you kinky fucker.

In response to @Photog1rl :

I’m not around much this week so . . .

How ‘bout them circumcisions?

BTW, I am circumcised and loving it!

Had my foreskin loped off before I ever got to play with it, so it’s all I know.

Penance boobs, (and truly beautiful ones) didn't work, but you do you, boo.

Missed them.

Ok, I'll try this again

Shut the fuck up y'all and accept some peace titties

Missed them again god dammit.

God, I am trying to stay out of this but...

Learning moment. You see it as the same as everyone else. A good number of people, including me, and I am forgiving, caught the feel that it wasn't. So maybe watch a bit, learn the subtleties, and then try again, a little less...of what you did. Also, tossing out terms like "white knight" doesn't help your argument.

I am not telling you to fuck off. I am telling you, as someone who has learned, to take a breath, learn the landscape, and start slower.

Most excellent advice. Read the room, watch the flow, then jump in head first, pecker out.

So who has been with a partner that is uncircumcised? Does it differ from being with a circumcised person? For the folks with a penis…circumcised or no? And does what you like differ? Have you ever chatted with your friends about it?

Guys don’t really chat about it. Talked with my son about it as he is uncut. Apparently, uncut guys have more feeling. I’m just glad we didn’t mutilate him without his permission.

Boobs are the answer, even more than 42.

I disagree. 42 is the perfect answer. But boobs are a close second. About as close as I’d like my face and @aussiegeekygal ’s boobs.

Most of mine have been uncircumcised.

Handling a circumcised dick is different for sure. I'm more apprehensive with a bald cock. I can't imagine how it doesn't hurt.

For P in V sex; I haven't noticed that much of a difference. There's many more variations that have measurably different results.

I volunteer to let you go crazy handling my cock and I’ll tell you when it hurts. But you then have to kiss where it hurts. Deal?

Yeah this. I’d argue S&S is the fastest thread exactly BECAUSE we’re so active and vigorous in trying to engage as many people as possible does everyone get noticed? No. But folks can fuck right off if they don’t think that you and I and others go out of our way to engage newbies and shyer folks.

I like to pop in and out of S&S and randomly shitpost @Mr_bogey for old times sake. Because humour is funny.

It's... Detachable?!

Can I direct you to Eddie Murphy’s Delirious? At least I think it’s that special. Excellent routine about what if men’s dicks we’re detachable.

 

[Mr_bogey]

You left out lit chicks that want to see your asshole and lot dudes that want to see his asshole. That probably evens out the numbers some.

One of the girls I used to work with was very skilled in taking tips with her ass cheeks.

Another girl, I shit you not, would grab a bill with her pussy. Crazy shit.

Never. It’s online first of all, and secondly, it’s humans. Lower your expectations.

Don’t remember why I quoted this one. But you’re always worth mentioning you kinky fucker.

Had my foreskin loped off before I ever got to play with it, so it’s all I know.

Missed them.

Missed them again god dammit.

Most excellent advice. Read the room, watch the flow, then jump in head first, pecker out.

Guys don’t really chat about it. Talked with my son about it as he is uncut. Apparently, uncut guys have more feeling. I’m just glad we didn’t mutilate him without his permission.

I disagree. 42 is the perfect answer. But boobs are a close second. About as close as I’d like my face and @aussiegeekygal ’s boobs.

I volunteer to let you go crazy handling my cock and I’ll tell you when it hurts. But you then have to kiss where it hurts. Deal?

I like to pop in and out of S&S and randomly shitpost @Mr_bogey for old times sake. Because humour is funny.

Can I direct you to Eddie Murphy’s Delirious? At least I think it’s that special. Excellent routine about what if men’s dicks we’re detachable.

Again with that spelling of humor???

 

[Apisto42]

Again with that spelling of humor???

That was specifically for you. Adds a little colour. Because life shouldn’t be gray.