Cock Talk

[Amanda330]

I am the boards wayfarer; a lone wanderer in the desert; tribe-less and alone.

Omg I've never ever seen such a lie.

 

[Apisto42]

Did you mean grey?

lol. I honestly couldn’t remember which spelling was which. I blame a childhood of reading Christie, Tolkien and Lewis.

 

[UnquietDreams]

No worries, I was totally not offended by the lack of quote. Honest. Probably.

I'll never get over it.

So translation:

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

There's 20000 sexual nerve endings in that 2 inch of skin on the tip on a knob

And I am in zero cliques.

I am the boards wayfarer; a lone wanderer in the desert; tribe-less and alone.

There’s false modesty and then there’s this.

 

[Amanda330]

Fine. I’ll send you my cock (in picture form). Thirsty girl.

I mean, that was not a request for cock... Also, was my post thirsty? I guess just talking makes me look dehydrated...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean, that was not a request for cock... Also, was my post thirsty? I just talking makes me look dehydrated...

"You quoted everyone but me, but I am not angry...just a little hurt..."

"Fine, you if you are going to demand such of me, I will send you a picture of my penis! Obviously!"

 

[Wriggle]

Omg I've never ever seen such a lie.

There’s false modesty and then there’s this.

What I'm actually saying here is I get to be friends with everyone, interfere everywhere and and solve all the problems.

Like The Littlest Hobo.

 

[jason28053]

Ifvhe had said it there was no difference, or said that it was worse, I would have not done it. However, he was fairly effusion in his praise of the before & after

That’s a lot of weight given to one drunk uncle . He must of had a hell of a lot of foreskin.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What I'm actually saying here is I get to be friends with everyone, interfere everywhere and and solve all the problems.

Like The Littlest Hobo.

You sure got the bindlestick for the lifestyle.

 

[Apisto42]

I mean, that was not a request for cock... Also, was my post thirsty? I guess just talking makes me look dehydrated...

I refer you back to hot words original question, why do guys like to send pics.

"You quoted everyone but me, but I am not angry...just a little hurt..."

"Fine, you if you are going to demand such of me, I will send you a picture of my penis! Obviously!"

Righteous

 

[Amanda330]

I refer you back to hot words original question, why do guys like to send pics.

Omg - you're going to make me go back and read?

 

[Apisto42]

Omg - you're going to make me go back and read?

I generally prefer women barefoot, illiterate and in the kitchen, but if you can read, I suppose I can make an exception for you and your fabulous tits.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Omg - you're going to make me go back and read?

Words are the worst. Ammirite @StillRain?

 

[Wriggle]

You sure got the bindlestick for the lifestyle.

I can't quite throw it over my shoulder, though.

 

[MindYaBitness]

That’s a lot of weight given to one drunk uncle . He must of had a hell of a lot of foreskin.

Indeed, he had very clear des riptides for someone so tipsy. He's usually pretty buttoned up, so for him to let out his true experience was pretty funny

 

[MindYaBitness]

There's 20000 sexual nerve endings in that 2 inch of skin on the tip on a knob

And I am in zero cliques.

I am the boards wayfarer; a lone wanderer in the desert; tribe-less and alone.

Does this mean the other stallions in the stable are bullying you?

 

[Wriggle]

Does your cock hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it o'er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Does your cock hang low?

 

[Amanda330]

Does your cock hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it o'er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Does your cock hang low?

Voca pls

 

[Wriggle]

Does this mean the other stallions in the stable are bullying you?

I assure you, they all admire my penis, and are very complimentary about it often.

 

[Wriggle]

Voca pls

I'm in a dentist waiting room

 

[Amanda330]

I'm in a dentist waiting room

Omg tell him to wait a fucking sec and sing it loud and proud.

 

[Wriggle]

The kid is in with her.
I'm talking filth online.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm in a dentist waiting room

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeW8xcGE5NmNnNjlxc3hmZXdoMWU0M2xwb2k5ZXp6dmkwejU4NXlmOSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/xTiTnxAXK3XPxQl80E/giphy.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

I assure you, they all admire my penis, and are very complimentary about it often.

Ok, good. I didn't want to have to put a few out pasture or withhold their apple & oat privileges!

 

[Wriggle]

Some of the older nags might need sending to the glue factory soon, though.