Cock Talk

[positiveflirt]

What kind of "broom" are you working with?

*waggles eyebrows*

 

[Bry1313]

Since nobody else seems to want to touch the sperm.

Who did it better?


Post in thread 'Cock Talk'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/cock-talk.1548444/post-99107419

 

[Bry1313]

Tell me you've never been to a stud ranch without telling me you've never been to a stud ranch

I’ve never been in a stud ranch (knowingly)

 

[Lord Pmann]

In response to @Photog1rl :

I’m not around much this week so . . .

How ‘bout them circumcisions?

BTW, I am circumcised and loving it!

Oh hotwords, we miss your direction in this beloved thread. Come back and swing that swift dick of justice to get this thread back on track.

Circumcisions... well, I have just the one dick and it has been there for me through thick and thin, ups and downs, numerous brands of vacuums.

Mine is circumcised as you all know. For me, I prefer it that way. Perhaps it's simple familiarity. Or maybe it's an inherent bigotry towards penises that don't look like mine. Actually, I have a mass prejudice against any dick that isn't mine, in general.

I know people claim it's a cruel practice. I suppose maybe it is. I don't really know. But if I had the choice to be circumcised at birth, I would go for it.

I mean, I barely fucking remember it. The doctor muttered something about needing a much larger scalpel. Then they made a joke and put on the foreskin like a neck tie. But that's all I really remember.

I think if I were a girl I would prefer a circumcised penis. In fact, I would prefer my circumcised penis.

 

[jason28053]

Oh hotwords, we miss your direction in this beloved thread. Come back and swing that swift dick of justice to get this thread back on track.

Circumcisions... well, I have just the one dick and it has been there for me through thick and thin, ups and downs, numerous brands of vacuums.

Mine is circumcised as you all know. For me, I prefer it that way. Perhaps it's simple familiarity. Or maybe it's an inherent bigotry towards penises that don't look like mine. Actually, I have a mass prejudice against any dick that isn't mine, in general.

I know people claim it's a cruel practice. I suppose maybe it is. I don't really know. But if I had the choice to be circumcised at birth, I would go for it.

I mean, I barely fucking remember it. The doctor muttered something about needing a much larger scalpel. Then they made a joke and put on the foreskin like a neck tie. But that's all I really remember.

I think if I were a girl I would prefer a circumcised penis. In fact, I would prefer my circumcised penis.

After all what choice do you have? But @Tigobitties98 has a drunk uncle who had lots of foreskin, perhaps you can have his grafted on. Just a thought

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Tell me you've never been to a stud ranch without telling me you've never been to a stud ranch

I wasn’t disputing their existence (though I don’t think I ever have been on one). Merely noting the shift in your position.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh hotwords, we miss your direction in this beloved thread. Come back and swing that swift dick of justice to get this thread back on track.

Circumcisions... well, I have just the one dick and it has been there for me through thick and thin, ups and downs, numerous brands of vacuums.

Mine is circumcised as you all know. For me, I prefer it that way. Perhaps it's simple familiarity. Or maybe it's an inherent bigotry towards penises that don't look like mine. Actually, I have a mass prejudice against any dick that isn't mine, in general.

I know people claim it's a cruel practice. I suppose maybe it is. I don't really know. But if I had the choice to be circumcised at birth, I would go for it.

I mean, I barely fucking remember it. The doctor muttered something about needing a much larger scalpel. Then they made a joke and put on the foreskin like a neck tie. But that's all I really remember.

I think if I were a girl I would prefer a circumcised penis. In fact, I would prefer my circumcised penis.

Words are the worst. Ammirite @StillRain?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

As a woman (shocking but yes once in a while I let her out), I really don't care if a man is circumcised or not. A dick is a dick whether it's in a turtleneck or a T-shirt.

For my kids, we only do things that are medically necessary for their bodies so we didn't circumcise.

 

[jason28053]

Hey y’all I’m new here and just wanted to say hi to the older men here, I believe y’all know how to take care of young ladies best I’m I right?

Could you repeat that? I don’t hear so well.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Who did it better?
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/cock-talk.1548444/post-99107419

Must it be a competition?

 

[MindYaBitness]

After all what choice do you have? But @Tigobitties98 has a drunk uncle who had lots of foreskin, perhaps you can have his grafted on. Just a thought

I'm pretty sure the doctors kept the foreskin in a trophy case in remembrance of the oldest baby they'd ever circumsized

 

[MindYaBitness]

I wasn’t disputing their existence (though I don’t think I ever have been on one). Merely noting the shift in your position.

Do you require your own singular barn? Or, is having multiple stalls (a stable, one could say) too plebeian to higher primates such as yourself

 

[jason28053]

I'm pretty sure the doctors kept the foreskin in a trophy case in remembrance of the oldest baby they'd ever circumsized

Silence of the lambs

 

[MindYaBitness]

As a woman (shocking but yes once in a while I let her out), I really don't care if a man is circumcised or not. A dick is a dick whether it's in a turtleneck or a T-shirt.

For my kids, we only do things that are medically necessary for their bodies so we didn't circumcise.

Exactly, if I like you then it doesn't matter which you are. I'm more interested in seeing how quickly I can get it to stand at attention

 

[jason28053]

Exactly, if I like you then it doesn't matter which you are. I'm more interested in seeing how quickly I can get it to stand at attention

That’s a good start

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Exactly, if I like you then it doesn't matter which you are. I'm more interested in seeing how quickly I can get it to stand at attention

Yes! Ill bring something hard

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yes! Ill bring something hard

Cucumbers don't count, no matter how thick they are

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Do you require your own singular barn? Or, is having multiple stalls (a stable, one could say) to plebeian to higher primates such as yourself

Words are the worst. Ammirite @StillRain?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Cucumbers don't count, no matter how thick they are

Damnit

 

[Bry1313]

Must it be a competition?

We were both gifts to Lit and they rest of them don’t deserve us or our cocks.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Exactly, if I like you then it doesn't matter which you are. I'm more interested in seeing how quickly I can get it to stand at attention

Yes I do!!!!!!!

 

[morelikeasong]

Since nobody else seems to want to touch the sperm.

We were both gifts to Lit and they rest of them don’t deserve us or our cocks.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/jJe3P1kyGt4ME8bT4i/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d70uhsbm12x5xhyslyb6fb2wb3hzqlhh38p2ea1o8c&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[UnquietDreams]

Exactly, if I like you then it doesn't matter which you are. I'm more interested in seeing how quickly I can get it to stand at attention

Hooooooly fuck. Holy fuck. Um...you have beautiful lips, I love that color on you, and holy fuck. You are killing it, and me, here...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We were both gifts to Lit and they rest of them don’t deserve us or our cocks.

Yes, yes you are.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We were both gifts to Lit and they rest of them don’t deserve us or our cocks.

And I mean I guess no, no they don’t.