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[hotwords229_A]

Important Questionnaire for Cock Talk Customers

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I met with the Research and Development Team at Cock Talk Industries this morning and we hit a bit of a snag.

We are considering creating a new thread that would be similar to the Tag a Lister threads but with a XXX angle. If you see an image, video, gif, etc. that reminds you of a certain Lister you tag them (@) to let them know that “Hey, I saw this and thought of you” or “Hey, I was masturbating to this and pictured you, me and 5 other listers in this scenario”, or “Hey, I know you like penis, so here is one I saw online”, etc.

At first this seemed like a fun idea for a thread full of sexy images, dirty links and friendly teasing. But then I thought maybe it would wind up targeting someone who didn’t want to be @‘d (tagged) with your gross, perverted sexual fantasies and thoughts of them.

Our Marketing Team thinks this will bring in tremendous revenue, but our Legal Team tells us it is a slippery slope wrought with unintended consequences.

So we are reaching out to you, our customers, to see what your thoughts might be.

If you don’t wish to receive messages like this in the future just type STOP and send it to someone who cares.

Thank you.

I agree with me.
This is a brilliant idea for a thread that can only backfire horribly and end in sorrow.

Maybe I should make a thread where everyone just tags me with porn that reminds them of me?
That’s hot!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Who has that kind of self control?

I think that’s kind of the point. The tease. The anticipation. Seeing how long you can hold out. Who breaks first.

But, really. There are only winners in this scenario

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I agree with me.
This is a brilliant idea for a thread that can only backfire horribly and end in sorrow.

Maybe I should make a thread where everyone just tags me with porn that reminds them of me?
That’s hot!

I consent to you tagging me with whatever freaky, sexy, hilarious thing you feel inclined to post.

I also offer Enny porn vetting services

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think that’s kind of the point. The tease. The anticipation. Seeing how long you can hold out. Who breaks first.

But, really. There are only winners in this scenario

I know I can’t hold out long in this scenario. I must touch . . .

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I know I can’t hold out long in this scenario. I must touch . . .

You can touch yourself, silly

 

[hotwords229_A]

You can touch yourself, silly

I touch myself silly all the time. I want to touch someone else for a change!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I touch myself silly all the time. I want to touch someone else for a change!

You can touch me silly

 

[hotwords229_A]

You can touch me silly

I must be silly, because reading that made me start touching myself!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I must be silly, because reading that made me start touching myself!

Be sure to make it silly

 

[hotwords229_A]

Be sure to make it silly

I now have a willy that feels silly.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Be sure to make it silly

Like stroking while wearing fake glasses with a big plastic nose and mustache attached?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Like stroking while wearing fake glasses with a big plastic nose and mustache attached?

On my penis?!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

On my penis?!

No, your penis is where the silly cartoon is drawn in sharpie

 

[hotwords229_A]

No, your penis is where the silly cartoon is drawn in sharpie

Can you draw?

 

[drobert44]

Jeez, I can put up a dickpic.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I. Want. Googly. Eyes.

 

[drobert44]

I. Want. Googly. Eyes.

Is that OK here?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Can you draw?

Yes! And I’d be willing to try holding the sharpie with my mouth.

I. Want. Googly. Eyes.

I have those! And skin adhesive

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yes! And I’d be willing to try holding the sharpie with my mouth.


I have those! And skin adhesive

FUCK!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

This is my kind of silly

 

[LadyLascivious1]

This is my kind of silly

I will totally put googly eyes on my boobs for the right occasion.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

And now I’m thinking about googly eyes on two sets of nipples and them clacking together… which is making Hotword’s penis with googly eyes tear up

 

[aussiegeekygal]

And now I’m thinking about googly eyes on two sets of nipples and them clacking together… which is making Hotword’s penis with googly eyes tear up

Reckon ours could line up? There's a bit of a size difference

 

[awired50]

Yes

Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

3-4 times a week is pretty average

I have

N/A

It's happened before, yes. Nothing too crazy to report

I've used a couple. Tenga Eggs were a little weird. Never used a fleshlight and I feel like I might be missing out

Not especially, there's almost always something more arousing to see

Only if I'm in the right frame of mind.

Yeah, super fun with an encouraging partner

You are missing out on the Fleshlight.

 

[Ricardus]

Oh, good

Who wants to talk about fisting?

I do offer that service, if you feel the need.