Cock Talk

[Bbl87]

Limited time only

#I'dEatIt

 

[UnquietDreams]

Limited time only

Oh, even I know better than to click on that...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Oh, even I know better than to click on that...

It’s shockingly safe and wholesome.

 

[Bbl87]

Oh, even I know better than to click on that...

I guess I just have no chill these days, yolo'd it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I guess I just have no chill these days, yolo'd it.

You Obviously Love Owls?

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s shockingly safe and wholesome.

Dammit, now I'm hungry.

 

[Bbl87]

You Obviously Love Owls?

That as well.

Dammit, now I'm hungry.

Which I would have said whether the picture was what it actually was or what was implied.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Which I would have said whether the picture was what it actually was or what was implied.

Yes, that was the joke...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Y'all acting like I didn't just set that whole thing up

#Putty

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Dammit, now I'm hungry.

Nah, that looks like Arby’s which is on my “hell no” list of fast food places

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nah, that looks like Arby’s which is on my “hell no” list of fast food places

Me too, but I am still hungry.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Y'all acting like I didn't just set that whole thing up

#Putty

 

[MindYaBitness]

Nah, that looks like Arby’s which is on my “hell no” list of fast food places

I'm ashamed to say that once a year my inner white trasher requires the sacrifice of a big beef & cheddar and curly fries, before I can get her to go back to her trailer to hibernate

 

[Bbl87]

I'm ashamed to say that once a year my inner white trasher requires the sacrifice of a big beef & cheddar and curly fries, before I can get her to go back to her trailer to hibernate

So, I'm pretty sure you just called me white trash for liking Arby's.

But the shoe probably does fit.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I'm ashamed to say that once a year my inner white trasher requires the sacrifice of a big beef & cheddar and curly fries, before I can get her to go back to her trailer to hibernate

Oh, their curly fries are so good! And their turnovers before they got rid of them. It’s the sandwiches I can’t stomach.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Speaking of The Wetlands, I was considering reversing the questions until I realized the results are pretty obvious.

99.9% of all guys everywhere want to see two women together.
A majority of women have or would have sex with another woman.
A relatively small minority of women are 100% straight.

Am I wrong in this?

 

[hotwords229_A]

My stance became more solid.

Really? I group of hot, sexy, horny women want a show and you would deprive them.
For shame!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sit down.
You obviously need an anatomy lesson. The perineum, whist in close proximity to the vulva and vagina is definitely its own geographic region.

I like lessons. Just saying. Learning stuff rules.

 

[Ricardus]

Sounds like baby-talk. If my spouse ever referred to my lady-bits as a "wagina", I would light our bed on fire.

Tell that to a Roman soldier who needs somewhere to put his sword!

 

[Ricardus]

Limited time only

With your glorious meaty folds you spoil us, High Commissioner.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Who cares how meaty they are or not? When they're flowering and dripping in their own unique sauce. My tongue and fingers are venturing into the wetlands, for an adventure of a nighttime.

I'll have to be careful, if it's a new folly being taken on a whim, I might find some unpleasant surprises, ghosts of the recent past in the beautiful quim.

Who knows what tight holes I might get to squeeze a finger in, or is it going to have a cavern that echoes a moan. A well traversed gap, that requires more of me to make the most of it in.

A true pioneer of the wetlands will know how far to go, to find the spot of groans. The wetlands will come alive, they'll flow, they'll jolt and excite.

A magic bean will appear, to climb and suck. The wetlands will becum a soggy slippery rainforest.

One that's truly fucked.

I love pussy. Yummy!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Who cares how meaty they are or not? When they're flowering and dripping in their own unique sauce. My tongue and fingers are venturing into the wetlands, for an adventure of a nighttime.

I'll have to be careful, if it's a new folly being taken on a whim, I might find some unpleasant surprises, ghosts of the recent past in the beautiful quim.

Who knows what tight holes I might get to squeeze a finger in, or is it going to have a cavern that echoes a moan. A well traversed gap, that requires more of me to make the most of it in.

A true pioneer of the wetlands will know how far to go, to find the spot of groans. The wetlands will come alive, they'll flow, they'll jolt and excite.

A magic bean will appear, to climb and suck. The wetlands will becum a soggy slippery rainforest.

One that's truly fucked.

I love pussy. Yummy!

 

[justanotherguy80]

Pussy Talk is now up and running.

Don’t leave me twisting in the wind over there. Join in and let’s celebrate pussy.

 

[deft]

Pussy Talk is now up and running.

Don’t leave me twisting in the wind over there. Join in and let’s celebrate pussy.

Yeah… just not sure a pussy discussion thread started by a man is gonna get much useful traction…

 

[Apisto42]

Speaking of The Wetlands, I was considering reversing the questions until I realized the results are pretty obvious.

99.9% of all guys everywhere want to see two women together.
A majority of women have or would have sex with another woman.
A relatively small minority of women are 100% straight.

Am I wrong in this?

From a statistical point of view, you need a better sample than the PG to form a useable set of statistics describing all women. Generally speaking male and female sexuality is on a spectrum and males are usually more likely to have a bell curve that is skewed to encompass more dude on dude action than a similar curve of women who are open to sharing tacos.