Cock Talk

[Lord Pmann]

Is it just a coincidence?

Do you know that if you turn that logo upside down, it looks like a robot fucking a crab in the ass?

Just try to unsee that.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Do you know that if you turn that logo upside down, it looks like a robot fucking a crab in the ass?

Just try to unsee that.

Holy shit!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Turning Tricks and Swallowing Treats

The leaves are turning,
The air is cool,
Halloween is coming,
*Something that rhymes with* ghoul

Do you find Halloween sexy?
Are feelings of arousal and (fictional) fear connected?
Do you dress sexy on Halloween? Have/would you?
How Adult have your Adult Halloween parties gotten?
What do you think is the sexiest Halloween costume, male and female?
Do you prefer your horror movies to have an element of sex to them?
Have you ever had sexual relations with a pumpkin or any other Halloween item?
What is it about dressing up as something that makes people horny?
What Halloween superstitions do you have? (Answer this however you want)
Do you or anyone you know have a ghost story? What about one with a sexual element?
Would you rather have sex with a pumpkin-headed person with a rocking hot body, a ghost that you couldn’t see but felt amazing, or werewolf sex where you and your partner were both werewolves?

 

[Apisto42]

Turning Tricks and Swallowing Treats

The leaves are turning,
The air is cool,
Halloween is coming,
*Ima gonna fuck that sexy* ghoul

There’s your assist…

Do you find Halloween sexy?

Sure. Why not? It’s all about conquering death and evil spirits, it’s really a celebration of life. What’s more life affirming than sex?

Are feelings of arousal and (fictional) fear connected?

They certainly can be. Fear makes your hormones go nuts which is can then be turned to arousal.

Do you dress sexy on Halloween? Have/would you?

Not really. It’s kind of like having a smolder being able to pull off “sexy” costume. Some can, it’s never been achievable for me.

How Adult have your Adult Halloween parties gotten?

Lol. Not very.

What do you think is the sexiest Halloween costume, male and female?

Genie. Something about that just does it for me. Might be the ponytail.

Do you prefer your horror movies to have an element of sex to them?

Eh. Depends on how it fits in the movie.

Have you ever had sexual relations with a pumpkin or any other Halloween item?

Her name was “pumpkin”. Does that count?

What is it about dressing up as something that makes people horny?

It’s an escape from real life, allows inhibitions to be ignored. Especially if there’s alcohol or other substances involved.

What Halloween superstitions do you have? (Answer this however you want)

None.

Do you or anyone you know have a ghost story?

Yes.

What about one with a sexual element?

No

Would you rather have sex with a pumpkin-headed person with a rocking hot body, a ghost that you couldn’t see but felt amazing, or werewolf sex where you and your partner were both werewolves?

Mm. Yes.

 

[drobert44]

That seems fair. It hasn’t been anything I’ve had to do. I will say my partner is within an average size maybe with a really well endowed partner or if you have anal without being sufficiently aroused or lube if needed.
I am interested in what others have experienced or needed.

Prep with a plug and lube his cock.

 

[Endless_Night]

Do you find Halloween sexy?
You betcha.

Are feelings of arousal and (fictional) fear connected?
While this is certainly a thing, it's not something I've experienced.

Do you dress sexy on Halloween? Have/would you?
Ab-so-lute-ly. To both questions.

It's the time of year to let yourself go. #hallowenrules

How Adult have your Adult Halloween parties gotten?
Pretty darn staid, in practice.

What do you think is the sexiest Halloween costume, male and female?
Huh. I don't know that I have an answer either way . . . .

Werewolves are the sexiest monsters, if that helps.

Of which there is still no emoji.

Do you prefer your horror movies to have an element of sex to them?
Depends. These things have nuance.

-Slasher flicks, for sure. Gratuitous nudity diffuses the horror.
-Creature features need a hot girl, but not necessarily nudity. (Hot guy does not go amiss.
-Black and white Universal monster style fare, nope.

Have you ever had sexual relations with a pumpkin or any other Halloween item?
Ummm. That would be a NO.

Didn't @Lord Pmann do something like this?

What is it about dressing up as something that makes people horny?
Escapism. And masks.

What Halloween superstitions do you have? (Answer this however you want)
I can't think of any offhand.

Do longstanding rituals count? If I'm not out and about I dance sky cloud and do a some kind of Samhain offering.

Do you or anyone you know have a ghost story? What about one with a sexual element?
Yes. No.

Would you rather have sex with a pumpkin-headed person with a rocking hot body, a ghost that you couldn’t see but felt amazing, or werewolf sex where you and your partner were both werewolves?

Hmmmmmm. This is a very serious question.

Well, I sometimes have dreams where, you know, things happen. That's vaguely ghostly. Werewolf sex . . . transforming myself doesn't strike me as all that sexy. So, I guess the first one?

The body better be ah-mazing.

 

[Endless_Night]

Genie. Something about that just does it for me. Might be the ponytail.

I feel like there might be a story . . . .

Her name was “pumpkin”. Does that count?

Also, here.

 

[Apisto42]

I feel like there might be a story . . . .


Also, here.

Two different girls. Alas, neither of those fair maidens girls were long term.

I do miss the ponytail though.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Turning Tricks and Swallowing Treats

The leaves are turning,
The air is cool,
Halloween is coming,
*Something that rhymes with* ghoul

Do you find Halloween sexy?

Yes! It’s fun which is often sexy to me. Plus the sexy costumes, adult Halloween parties, and cool weather/outdoor shenanigans.

Are feelings of arousal and (fictional) fear connected?

Intellectually I can see the correlation, but I’ve never experienced it.

Do you dress sexy on Halloween? Have/would you?

I have and would again! It’s a lot of fun.

I’ve had plenty of not overtly sexy costumes as well though.

How Adult have your Adult Halloween parties gotten?

Not X rated fun, but plenty of over 21 and borderline R rated fun.

What do you think is the sexiest Halloween costume, male and female?

I don’t think I have favorites on this one. Non sports figures?

Do you prefer your horror movies to have an element of sex to them?

I’m a horror movie wimp, so sex or more plot are very appreciated. I can’t do gore, but can do more of the psychological horror stuff which I think lends well to sexual elements.

Have you ever had sexual relations with a pumpkin or any other Halloween item?

Ha. No.

What is it about dressing up as something that makes people horny?

Something about physical costumes help mentally set aside our everyday lives and allow people to indulge in a different side of themselves.

What Halloween superstitions do you have? (Answer this however you want)

None

Do you or anyone you know have a ghost story? What about one with a sexual element?

No and no. Although my general beliefs and opinions probably don’t make me someone friends go running to with ghost stories, so it’s possible I know people with these experiences and I am completely unaware

Would you rather have sex with a pumpkin-headed person with a rocking hot body, a ghost that you couldn’t see but felt amazing, or werewolf sex where you and your partner were both werewolves?

I think I’d need to try all three and get back to you with detailed results

 

[Endless_Night]

I do miss the ponytail though.

*makes note to grow hair*

No and no. Although my general beliefs and opinions probably don’t make me someone friends go running to with ghost stories, so it’s possible I know people with these experiences and I am completely unaware

Anti-ghost?

*raises eyebrow*

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Anti-ghost?

*raises eyebrow*

I’m not prejudiced against ghosts! More just very practical. So while I enjoy a good paranormal tv show or book, it’s strictly fictional in my view

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m not prejudiced against ghosts! More just very practical. So while I enjoy a good paranormal tv show or book, it’s strictly fictional in my view

*tries hard not to judge*




As do the ghosts.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

*tries hard not to judge*




As do the ghosts.

Does it help if I think it would be cool if they were real? Just like with vampires and werewolves

 

[Endless_Night]

Does it help if I think it would be cool if they were real? Just like with vampires and werewolves

Esoteric redemption is at hand.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Turning Tricks and Swallowing Treats

The leaves are turning,
The air is cool,
Halloween is coming,
*Something that rhymes with* ghoul

Do you find Halloween sexy?

I do!

Are feelings of arousal and (fictional) fear connected?

While there is something about being scared that is a turn on sometimes, Halloween doesn’t seem to have that same sort of feeling. Halloween is more of a giddy, excited scary feeling.

Do you dress sexy on Halloween? Have/would you?

I have. I’ve also dressed like an absolute dork, and also went for a scary look too. The scariest was a horror version of the tooth fairy.

How Adult have your Adult Halloween parties gotten?

We used to have some fun parties. We had costume contests and prizes for different categories. But that was the extent of it.

What do you think is the sexiest Halloween costume, male and female?

I don’t know. Just depends on the person. Some people can wear a burlap sack and look sexy as hell.

Do you prefer your horror movies to have an element of sex to them?

It just takes on a whole other feel. I tend to like the scary movies I watch to be just really well written/directed stories. My favorites don’t have a lot of gore or sex in them. I like just spin-chilling stories that I will be thinking about a week later.

Have you ever had sexual relations with a pumpkin or any other Halloween item?

No?

What is it about dressing up as something that makes people horny?

It’s a fantasy and an escape. You can set aside your seriousness for a moment and just get lost in a fantasy. Plus it’s just fun to get dressed up in various costumes and uniforms. It doesn’t have to be Halloween for that.

What Halloween superstitions do you have? (Answer this however you want)

I don’t have any Halloween superstitions.

Do you or anyone you know have a ghost story?

Yes

What about one with a sexual element?

No

Would you rather have sex with a pumpkin-headed person with a rocking hot body, a ghost that you couldn’t see but felt amazing, or werewolf sex where you and your partner were both werewolves?

Hmm this is a difficult question. I guess the last one but the second one is intriguing too.. oh who am I kidding, a hot pumpkin man?? Who could resist?

 

[hotwords229_A]

There’s your assist…

Appreciated!

Eh. Depends on how it fits in the movie.

This is the wrong answer. It always needs to be there.

Werewolves are the sexiest monsters, if that helps.

Of which there is still no emoji.

<—solved

Do longstanding rituals count? If I'm not out and about I dance sky cloud and do a some kind of Samhain offering.

Werewolf sex . . . transforming myself doesn't strike me as all that sexy.

I totally disagree. I find the werewolf transformations to be incredibly sexual.

Not X rated fun, but plenty of over 21 and borderline R rated fun.

So it sounds like you’re interested in pushing it toward the NC-17?
Can I be invited to your next party?

No?

That question mark makes me think there’s still a chance!

Plus it’s just fun to get dressed up in various costumes and uniforms. It doesn’t have to be Halloween for that.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Also, I want to hear all these ghost stories!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Also, I want to hear all these ghost stories!

Me too! Clearly no one is telling me any

 

[Endless_Night]

<—solved

No. No, it is not.

No?

There is doubt?

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

That question mark makes me think there’s still a chance!

There is doubt?

Oh you two — no, I just wondered how this was a thing? ?

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh you two — no, I just wondered how this was a thing? ?

Oh. Ooops.

I blame @hotwords229_A

 

[MindYaBitness]

Turning Tricks and Swallowing Treats

The leaves are turning,
The air is cool,
Halloween is coming,
*Something that rhymes with* ghoul

Do you find Halloween sexy?
Are feelings of arousal and (fictional) fear connected?
Do you dress sexy on Halloween? Have/would you?
How Adult have your Adult Halloween parties gotten?
What do you think is the sexiest Halloween costume, male and female?
Do you prefer your horror movies to have an element of sex to them?
Have you ever had sexual relations with a pumpkin or any other Halloween item?
What is it about dressing up as something that makes people horny?
What Halloween superstitions do you have? (Answer this however you want)
Do you or anyone you know have a ghost story? What about one with a sexual element?
Would you rather have sex with a pumpkin-headed person with a rocking hot body, a ghost that you couldn’t see but felt amazing, or werewolf sex where you and your partner were both werewolves?

Do you find Halloween sexy?
More innocent fun than sexy

Are feelings of arousal and (fictional) fear connected?
I get the giddy titilation that comes with the unknown, however true fear, not so much

Do you dress sexy on Halloween? Have/would you?
I've skirted the edges of sexy. I've been a french maid, Little Bo Peep, and I was Lt. Uhura 3 years in a row in high-school. My fellow Star Trek Nerds loved the miniskirt

How Adult have your Adult Halloween parties gotten?
Not particularly. We did a murder mystery party, a few costume parties, and a dress like your partner party, but that's it.

What do you think is the sexiest Halloween costume, male and female?
Whichever one the person is having the best time in

Do you prefer your horror movies to have an element of sex to them?
Nope. I like jump scare, or sci-fi horror

Have you ever had sexual relations with a pumpkin or any other Halloween item?
I have a vibe that makes me moan like ghoul, does that count?

What is it about dressing up as something that makes people horny?
It gets you out if your comfort zone, can lower inhibitions

What Halloween superstitions do you have? (Answer this however you want)
I set out Oreo Thins & Diet Coke for the Great Pumpkin

Do you or anyone you know have a ghost story? What about one with a sexual element?
No sexual element, but I was 15 or 16, scared the hell out of me. I already have insomnia, but I didn't sleep for months.

Would you rather have sex with a pumpkin-headed person with a rocking hot body, a ghost that you couldn’t see but felt amazing, or werewolf sex where you and your partner were both werewolves?
Uh, yes.

 

[SixShooter14]

Turning Tricks and Swallowing Treats
....

The leaves are turning,
The air is cool,
Halloween is coming,
*Something that rhymes with* ghoul

Do you find Halloween sexy?

I find everday sexy...

Are feelings of arousal and (fictional) fear connected?

Perhaps? I think there's a bit of overlap with most feelings/emotions

Do you dress sexy on Halloween? Have/would you?

Have not...but wouldn't necessarily be against it

How Adult have your Adult Halloween parties gotten?

Halloween parties??? LMAO.... N/A

What do you think is the sexiest Halloween costume, male and female?

Probably a sexy vampire/goth chick, but I do have a certain affliction for a sexy nurse

Do you prefer your horror movies to have an element of sex to them?

I don't really watch horror movies...they are mostly boring and dumb.

Have you ever had sexual relations with a pumpkin or any other Halloween item?

No...

What is it about dressing up as something that makes people horny?

Umm.....idk

What Halloween superstitions do you have? (Answer this however you want)

None...but my dog was born in halloween...and he's now 11 years old and is as crazy as a 2year old pup.

Do you or anyone you know have a ghost story? What about one with a sexual element?

Not really, but I've had some strange things happen at my family business after dark that we joke is my grandpa hanging around.

Would you rather have sex with a pumpkin-headed person with a rocking hot body, a ghost that you couldn’t see but felt amazing, or werewolf sex where you and your partner were both werewolves?

Werewolves!!!! What kind of silly question is this?

 

[Endless_Night]

< but I do have a certain affliction for a sexy nurse

Clever wordplay or typo?

Werewolves!!!! What kind of silly question is this?

You take that back!!!

 

[SixShooter14]

Clever wordplay or typo?

It was Intentional.... Clever would be too generous

You take that back!!!

Haha....not a chance!