please accept my condolences during this difficult timeI have somehow missed every helicockter by anyone and any Miz dick pic ever posted.
It’s not a skill I recommend
Well, once Mizz starts his new role as Helicockter Instructor, I'm sure he'll give you some pointersThe helicockter is not one I've managed to perfect... I'll see if I can work on it and give you a heads up.
But I'm a grower, so I may not be the best equipped for the ol' helicockter.
Can't you grow and then helicockter?But I'm a grower, so I may not be the best equipped for the ol' helicockter.
Hard to get really good circular movement. Like trying to spin a diving board.
If I made you squirt, If doen my good deed for the day.
Ummmm-humor is sexy but do you need an anatomy lesson?
https://media4.giphy.com/media/TANL...5&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=gHard to get really good circular movement. Like trying to spin a diving board.
Did you see the gif? I thought it was punny enough.
stop making me laugh
I always say, I'm here as a purveyor of laughs and orgasms. If I can help out with either, I'm doing some good in the world.
I'm still learning honestly.
Love to spank others. Not sure about receiving. I try to gauge it by what they can handle.
Wait....country music is pain? You son of a bitch.
Tried it once. Didn't like it.
Communication.
I'm not into it to be honest. Except spanking and mild choking. It took a partner who wanted me to try it to like it.
I did. There was allegedly a "gap" between us. Now, the gap is about just whether to have sex or not. She prefers not at the current time.
Except for the country music remark, I think it was a good start.
We need a club.Did somebody say girth?
Are you the president?We need a club.
Sign me up?
Yes. And yes.
Ropes and restraints are fun with someone who knows what they’re doing or at least pays attention.
Open communication and trust.
Safe words, trust, etc.
When I found d I could orgasm from a well placed bite. And then a tattoo…
Yes. We didn’t. After the one that burned me. That was not fun.
It’s a good start. What else are you curious about?
I mean, we probably need an unbiased judge to determine pecker, I mean pecking, order. I suppose we could accept applications.
Dibs on educating the gentlebeasts!
Depends on my mood. Sometimes a pinch or spank can be nice. But, I'm not into the extremes. If it requires a safe word, I'm probably going to some convincing & quite a bit of warm up. However, if turns my partner on, I'm usually up for it.
My ass is smacked on a regular bases, however only out of appreciation for my posterior. I don't mind it, (in fact I might burn the house down the day he walks by me without smacking my butt) however, as an extreme during foreplay or sex isn't my kink or his, so it's never come up.
I've got a pretty extensive collection of nipple clamps. Some are light, some are very tight. Depends on what my breasts will tolerate that week. I'm usually just looking for an extra layer of sensation, rather than actual harm.
I like cuffs, does that count?
n/a IRL, but here, just communicate openly & I haven't had a problem
Pain in general, never. However, breast play, pretty early.
Nope. I'm in vanilla cupcake prison.
Oh, you can educate me anytime you want...
I almost snorted
I love googly eyes, very accurateHave we completely moved off the sounding -> dilation -> other stuff subject?
Because someone sent me this today and I laughed indecently hard.
*Queasy males might want to skip.
Though, honestly, I think the eyes on one and ten should be exchanged.
