CuriousJInLA
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Wet from the shower/pool or wet from the washing machine? Big differenceI wanna see towels hanging from erect cocks, boys.
Bonus points if you can hold up a wet one![]()
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Wet from the shower/pool or wet from the washing machine? Big differenceI wanna see towels hanging from erect cocks, boys.
Bonus points if you can hold up a wet one![]()
An archive one all I can get my hands on right now…I wanna see towels hanging from erect cocks, boys.
Bonus points if you can hold up a wet one![]()
I'd settle for dry towel, or wet wash cloth. I mean, @hotwords229_A can reportedly lift 5 pounds with his kid cannon, but I'm after the esthetic more than a strong dong competitionI wanna see towels hanging from erect cocks, boys.
Bonus points if you can hold up a wet one![]()
He is from Bonertown, USA.I'd settle for dry towel, or wet wash cloth. I mean, @hotwords229_A can reportedly lift 5 pounds with his kid cannon, but I'm after the esthetic more than a strong dong competition
I know that's meant to.conjur images of erections, but my mind immediately goes to the catacombs full of bones in Lima.He is from Bonertown, USA.![]()
This. You should put this on your profile!I always say, I'm here as a purveyor of laughs and orgasms. If I can help out with either, I'm doing some good in the world.![]()
Mine goes to the Capuchin crypts decorated entirely with bones in RomeI know that's meant to.conjur images of erections, but my mind immediately goes to the catacombs full of bones in Lima.![]()
I’ve had sex in the Paris catacombs
How he hasn't shriveled up like a mummy and blown away in the breeze is a mystery.You cannot maths well on Sundays. Or maybe it’s the lingering dehydration![]()
Step. Away. From. The Cervix.Length can be like a punch to your cervix which is NMK.
You want the mime Muse?Nah, I gotta go deeper meaning.
I'd get the muse Erato from Greek mythology. Layers of meaning and all.![]()
I'm a little buzzed and I'm betting the answer is 'fuck no, you idiot' but anyway. Has there ever been like a pleasurable or gentle massage to the cervix?Step. Away. From. The Cervix.
I'll leave out all the words but:I'm a little buzzede and I'm betting the answer is 'fuck no, you idiot' but anyway. Has there ever been like a pleasurable or gentle massage to the cervix.
https://y.yarn.co/fa53ef88-b8fe-4e81-ad08-98a8a6ed8170_text.gifI'll leave out all the words but:
NO
I mean, it's possible. Theoretically. With a double epidural and whacked out on some other drugs. Sure.![]()
How many drinks have you had?
Maybe if you’re into pain it’s pleasurable?I'm a little buzzed and I'm betting the answer is 'fuck no, you idiot' but anyway. Has there ever been like a pleasurable or gentle massage to the cervix?
Apparently one too many. Or not enough??!? What a weird gray area to be inHow many drinks have you had?![]()
Also the muse of erotic poetry.You want the mime Muse?
Interesting layers. And all.![]()
Like a nipple clamp type of pain?Maybe if you’re into pain it’s pleasurable?![]()
1-nipple clamps don't necessarily have to be painfulLike a nipple clamp type of pain?
I like you. Check yes or no if you like me.Annnnnnd you like them enough to want to let them play. Thats the kryptonite.
**I should also add that if I don’t like you, you’re not getting anywhere near my pussy. I don’t have a hate fuck kink.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/IWBYGs5WlhkAAAAC/how-i-met-your-mother-himym.gifI've got a spot right next to my cervix that feels fuuuuuucking amazing, but he's gotta be careful...
In an alternative universe on the fifth Sunday of every third month with a blue moon?Maybe if you’re into pain it’s pleasurable?![]()
Ya know, it's really hard to get past the mime part.Also the muse of erotic poetry.![]()
*blinks*1-nipple clamps don't necessarily have to be painful