Cock Talk

[CuriousJInLA]

I wanna see towels hanging from erect cocks, boys.

Bonus points if you can hold up a wet one

Wet from the shower/pool or wet from the washing machine? Big difference

 

[deft]

I wanna see towels hanging from erect cocks, boys.

Bonus points if you can hold up a wet one

An archive one all I can get my hands on right now…

*poof

 

[MindYaBitness]

I wanna see towels hanging from erect cocks, boys.

Bonus points if you can hold up a wet one

I'd settle for dry towel, or wet wash cloth. I mean, @hotwords229_A can reportedly lift 5 pounds with his kid cannon, but I'm after the esthetic more than a strong dong competition

 

[CuriousJInLA]

I'd settle for dry towel, or wet wash cloth. I mean, @hotwords229_A can reportedly lift 5 pounds with his kid cannon, but I'm after the esthetic more than a strong dong competition

He is from Bonertown, USA.

 

[MindYaBitness]

He is from Bonertown, USA.

I know that's meant to.conjur images of erections, but my mind immediately goes to the catacombs full of bones in Lima.

 

[blondebreeze]

I always say, I'm here as a purveyor of laughs and orgasms. If I can help out with either, I'm doing some good in the world.

This. You should put this on your profile!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I know that's meant to.conjur images of erections, but my mind immediately goes to the catacombs full of bones in Lima.

Mine goes to the Capuchin crypts decorated entirely with bones in Rome

 

[Richelieujuniour]

I’ve had sex in the Paris catacombs

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’ve had sex in the Paris catacombs

With all the skulls around? Still not as dark as fucking to Fl/Ga Line.

 

[Endless_Night]

You cannot maths well on Sundays. Or maybe it’s the lingering dehydration

How he hasn't shriveled up like a mummy and blown away in the breeze is a mystery.

Length can be like a punch to your cervix which is NMK.

Step. Away. From. The Cervix.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fb/d7/02/fbd7029a274bb1b610e31ae7dd41e664.gif

 

[Endless_Night]

Nah, I gotta go deeper meaning.

I'd get the muse Erato from Greek mythology. Layers of meaning and all.

You want the mime Muse?

Interesting layers. And all.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Step. Away. From. The Cervix.

I'm a little buzzed and I'm betting the answer is 'fuck no, you idiot' but anyway. Has there ever been like a pleasurable or gentle massage to the cervix?

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm a little buzzede and I'm betting the answer is 'fuck no, you idiot' but anyway. Has there ever been like a pleasurable or gentle massage to the cervix.

I'll leave out all the words but:

NO

I mean, it's possible. Theoretically. With a double epidural and whacked out on some other drugs. Sure.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'll leave out all the words but:

NO

I mean, it's possible. Theoretically. With a double epidural and whacked out on some other drugs. Sure.

https://y.yarn.co/fa53ef88-b8fe-4e81-ad08-98a8a6ed8170_text.gif

 

[Endless_Night]

https://y.yarn.co/fa53ef88-b8fe-4e81-ad08-98a8a6ed8170_text.gif

How many drinks have you had?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I'm a little buzzed and I'm betting the answer is 'fuck no, you idiot' but anyway. Has there ever been like a pleasurable or gentle massage to the cervix?

Maybe if you’re into pain it’s pleasurable?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

How many drinks have you had?

Apparently one too many. Or not enough??!? What a weird gray area to be in

 

[Bbl87]

You want the mime Muse?

Interesting layers. And all.

Also the muse of erotic poetry.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Maybe if you’re into pain it’s pleasurable?

Like a nipple clamp type of pain?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Like a nipple clamp type of pain?

1-nipple clamps don't necessarily have to be painful
2- I've got a spot right next to my cervix that feels fuuuuuucking amazing, but he's gotta be careful...

 

[Apisto42]

Annnnnnd you like them enough to want to let them play. Thats the kryptonite.

**I should also add that if I don’t like you, you’re not getting anywhere near my pussy. I don’t have a hate fuck kink.

I like you. Check yes or no if you like me.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I like you. Check yes or no if you like me.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I've got a spot right next to my cervix that feels fuuuuuucking amazing, but he's gotta be careful...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/IWBYGs5WlhkAAAAC/how-i-met-your-mother-himym.gif

 

[Endless_Night]

Maybe if you’re into pain it’s pleasurable?

In an alternative universe on the fifth Sunday of every third month with a blue moon?

Sure. I'll buy that.

Also the muse of erotic poetry.

Ya know, it's really hard to get past the mime part.

 

[Endless_Night]

1-nipple clamps don't necessarily have to be painful

*blinks*

What?