Cock Talk

[deft]

Wow.

Wanna come up and do the foxtrot?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wanna come up and do the foxtrot?

Think the rhumba is more my jam....

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Think the rhumba is more my jam....

All I heard was smear jam on my cleavage.

 

[Wand3rlust]

All I heard was smear jam on my cleavage.

*sigh*

Too sticky in a bad way.

 

[deft]

All I heard was smear jam on my cleavage.

That's an American Smooth.

 

[EvaLane]

Think the rhumba is more my jam....

Thought this said thumb and immediately thought of these friendly guys

 

[Apisto42]

I was thinking more along the lines of The Saving the Puppies and Penguins Gala.

Then, once the place is packed with women, we tell them that if every dick in the room doesn’t get sucked, we’re going to kill all the puppies and penguins.

Side note: I don’t support doing this, but if you want to get your knob polished . . .

Knowing the ladies of lit, the threat won’t be necessary and might be counter productive.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Knowing the ladies of lit, the threat won’t be necessary and might be counter productive.

Always have a backup plan.

 

[lavendersilk]

I was thinking more along the lines of The Saving the Puppies and Penguins Gala.

Then, once the place is packed with women, we tell them that if every dick in the room doesn’t get sucked, we’re going to kill all the puppies and penguins.

Side note: I don’t support doing this, but if you want to get your knob polished . . .

 

[MindYaBitness]

I was thinking more along the lines of The Saving the Puppies and Penguins Gala.

Then, once the place is packed with women, we tell them that if every dick in the room doesn’t get sucked, we’re going to kill all the puppies and penguins.

Side note: I don’t support doing this, but if you want to get your knob polished . . .

I've heard of getting a woman tipsy to lower her inhibitions, but puppy murder is a whole new genre of coercion. Where do you come up with this stuff???

 

[hotwords229_A]

I've heard of getting a woman tipsy to lower her inhibitions, but puppy murder is a whole new genre of coercion. Where do you come up with this stuff???

I wouldn’t actually do it. It’s just a thought conjured in my pants.
Penis’s are evil.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I wouldn’t actually do it. It’s just a thought conjured in my pants.
Penis’s are evil.

Jesus Christ. I’ll take care of everyone if need be. Just don’t hurt the cute animals.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Jesus Christ. I’ll take care of everyone if need be. Just don’t hurt the cute animals.

And they called me a maniac!

 

[hotwords229_A]

How have they never made a movie about Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, where Mr. Hyde was Dr. Jekyll’s dick?

It practically writes itself.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I wouldn’t actually do it. It’s just a thought conjured in my pants.
Penis’s are evil.

You may be experiencing the advanced stages of testosterone poisoning. I prescribe flogging your Trouser Trout at least twice a day for a week, and see me next week for an update.

 

[hotwords229_A]

You may be experiencing the advanced stages of testosterone poisoning. I prescribe flogging your Trouser Trout at least twice a day for a week, and see me next week for an update.

It’s already not workin’ Doc!

 

[HopefulRetirement]

You may be experiencing the advanced stages of testosterone poisoning. I prescribe flogging your Trouser Trout at least twice a day for a week, and see me next week for an update.

Trouser trout? Oh yeah, stealing it.

 

[lavendersilk]

How have they never made a movie about Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, where Mr. Hyde was Dr. Jekyll’s dick?

It practically writes itself.

Disney just bought the rights...

 

[MindYaBitness]

It’s already not workin’ Doc!

I'll give you prescription for a skilled sex worker. I'm sure insurance will cover it

 

[MindYaBitness]

Disney just bought the rights...

I would pay good money to see that animation!

 

[HopefulRetirement]

I'll give you prescription for a skilled sex worker. I'm sure insurance will cover it

Massage therapy? Oh yeah, they'll cover that. Mmhmm. Yup.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Disney just bought the rights...

Disney does like putting penises in things.
Then again, who doesn’t?

 

[Apisto42]

Always have a backup plan.

“Ladies, if every dick here gets sucked, these puppies will all be adopted to loving families!”

That’s the back up plan dude. Kindness gets repeat pussy.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I'll give you prescription for a skilled sex worker. I'm sure insurance will cover it

I hope they only cover it in the generic form and he gets side effects!

 

[MindYaBitness]

“Ladies, if every dick here gets sucked, these puppies will all be adopted to loving families!”

That’s the back up plan dude. Kindness gets repeat pussy.

Facts