Cock Talk

[Apisto42]

Facts

Want a puppy? Cause I’ve got a deal for you…

 

[hotwords229_A]

“Ladies, if every dick here gets sucked, these puppies will all be adopted to loving families!”

That’s the back up plan dude. Kindness gets repeat pussy.

Mmm, too risky!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I hope they only cover it in the generic form and he gets side effects!

There's a great short story called "For the Relief of Unbearable Urges" the twist ending is all about side effects

 

[Wand3rlust]

I wouldn’t actually do it. It’s just a thought conjured in my pants.
Penis’s are evil.

Penii?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Puppies > fun bags > tiddies

 

[deft]

Puppies > fun bags > tiddies

Busters > everything else

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I call mine "vinegar tits"

 

[Stan_the_skin]

I call mine "vinegar tits"

I love vinegar .

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Penii?

Arrabbiata or Pomodoro?

 

[lavendersilk]

Puppies > fun bags > tiddies

I think if I was in a room full of fun bags I'd be happier than a room full of puppies.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Arrabbiata or Pomodoro?

Are those workplace efficiency tactics?

(Or have I been spending too much time on LinkedIn?)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are those workplace efficiency tactics?

(Or have I been spending too much time on LinkedIn?)

Workplace efficiency makes my Penii al dente!

No, wait, what’s the opposite of that?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think if I was in a room full of fun bags I'd be happier than a room full of puppies.

Same.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think if I was in a room full of fun bags I'd be happier than a room full of puppies.

Doesn’t even have to be full really

 

[Wand3rlust]

I think if I was in a room full of fun bags I'd be happier than a room full of puppies.

Puppies is British for boobs.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Arrabbiata or Pomodoro?

Arrabbiata. Obvs. *stares*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Arrabbiata. Obvs. *stares*

Oh….theres the al dente!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Puppies is British for boobs.

Even without a sweater?

 

[Apisto42]

I call mine "vinegar tits"

I think I need to taste them before I approve this naming.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Even without a sweater?

Am I doing sport?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Am I doing sport?

Who’s that?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Who’s that?

Just an aussie guy I know...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I have no idea where else I would post this, so here y'all go

I've started taking fashion advice from Lord Pmann

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Lol- i have a whole freaking thread for this that I forgot about.

Consider this cross posted

 

[Apisto42]

I have no idea where else I would post this, so here y'all go

I've started taking fashion advice from Lord Pmann

Love your pendant.