Cock Talk

[Apisto42]

It basically means have you ever dropped a bunch of F-bombs on your young children in a Walmart while you were still wearing your pajamas and wouldn’t it have been better if you were a little more concerned what other’s might think.

This sounds like an experience you witnessed.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This sounds like an experience you witnessed.

Have you not visited a Walmart? I thought everyone has witnessed this.

 

[Endless_Night]

Have you not visited a Walmart? I thought everyone has witnessed this.

Okay. This reminds me of a story.

Only tangentially related, as is so often the case.

I recently had occasion to visit one of the big box stores. Home improvement. Those things are like mazes, and always understaffed when it comes to assistance. After extensive wandering, one tiny item still eluded. Eventually I hit a spot that opened into that midway between retail and stocking.

People! Three actual live employees. Back of the house rather than floor, but chances were I could charm one of them into helping.

Then it hit me.

A wave of pot smoke so thick it slapped me back three feet. Seriously, if there'd been a spot drug test at that very moment I would have tested positive from the contact high.

One of them, a blond giant in his mid-twenties, ambled my way.

He ended up being uper helpful! And friendly. He led me halfway through the store to a little cubby against the back wall reserved for my little items.

The one thing that gave me pause was his tee shirt. Which I had plenty of time to think about as I trailed along behind. It read:

Forklift Certified.

Sorry for the derail, Muscles!


Looking back at that it was more derail-y than usual. No sex.


The guy was super cute. Does that count?

 

[hotwords229_A]

One of them, a blond giant in his mid-twenties, ambled my way . . .

The guy was super cute. Does that count?

Did you then ask him to help you in the plumbing department, because you weren’t sure if he carried the pipe you’re looking for?

 

[Endless_Night]

Did you then ask him to help you in the plumbing department, because you weren’t sure if he carried the pipe you’re looking for?

Of course not!

*said with dignity*

I was looking for brushed nickel decorative pole ends.


Which now that I think about it might be worse?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Cock Shop

Shopping season is upon us . . .

Most of us have worked retail, have you ever had sex with a co-worker or customer at work?

Have you ever been propositioned by a customer?

Where was the sexiest place you ever worked? Why?

Have you/ do you shop at a particular store because you have a crush on an employee?

Have you ever hit on someone who came to your house for professional reasons, mailman, UPS, FedEx, etc? (This question works best if you’re a woman )

Have you ever caught co-workers or customers having sex in a store?

What was the sexiest shopping experience you ever had?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Of course not!

*said with dignity*

I was looking for brushed nickel decorative pole ends.


Which now that I think about it might be worse?

Perfect! Who doesn’t want their pole end nickel brushed.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Cock Shop

Shopping season is upon us . . .

Most of us have worked retail, have you ever had sex with a co-worker or customer at work?

I ended up dating a manager at one place I worked for a year. But we never did it at work.

Have you ever been propositioned by a customer?

Possibly? But I was 14 at the time and terrified.

Where was the sexiest place you ever worked? Why?

I guess a clothes store where I was in charge of the dressing rooms

Have you/ do you shop at a particular store because you have a crush on an employee?

I probably did in high school

Have you ever hit on someone who came to your house for professional reasons, mailman, UPS, FedEx, etc? (This question works best if you’re a woman )

Nope

Have you ever caught co-workers or customers having sex in a store?

Nope

What was the sexiest shopping experience you ever had?

Uh… can’t think of anything really. Shopping is sometimes amusing but never sexy to me.

 

[Abeona1]

I was told by a wise person that in order to remember something, you have to link it with something you already know.

For me, if I have a strong emotion behind the memory, I will remember it better. This can be love, hate, pain, heartbreak, lust, etc.

For men... they usually have two things on their mind at all times. Sex and food. It might sound cliché, but if you want a man to remember something feed him or fuck him while telling him.

It depends. I can carry a grudge but I won't let it control my life. If I love someone I can fight and get over it pretty quickly. If you are an acquaintance, I assess the situation and I will store the information and use it to guard myself around them in the future. I'm not going to waste time and energy fighting with them. It's important to walk away.

I'm starting to sound like a self help book!!! What is wrong with me today???

Bits and pieces... (lol) I can remember the good parts, and the bad parts fade with time... just like their names. I'm terrible at remembering names.

Not that I can remember...

It depends on how strongly I felt at the time. Again, emotions play a big role.

I usually remember important dates by adding them to my calendar. Smart phones are the best! If they are passionate about something, I tend to get passionate about it too(except sports) and that helps me remember.

I can't remember...

How Much RAM Is In Your Rod?

And by that I mean, how’s your memory?

Have you ever been in that situation with your wife, girlfriend or just female friend, where you said or did something to piss her off and she goes back three years to that time you were at the beach and you said something that hurt her feelings and she’s been harboring this rage all that time, even though she didn’t say anything at that moment, she remembers every single detail of what a monster you were, the weather, the setting, who wore what and now it’s finally time to address it and your only response is “We were at the beach?”

Do you think men and women have a different capacity for memory? How?

Yes, very different, men don't seem to hold on to grudges, woman do

Why do you think guys can have a fight with another guy and a week later not remember why, but women carry that shit to the grave? Or do you not think this is incorrect?

It's very correct the things my partner says to colleagues at work are sackable. But the next day carries on like nothing happened. I only have to put something down wrong and my female work colleagues have a fit. I would love to tell my work colleagues to fuck off.

Do you remember the intimate details of past relationships, or do you delete those files once the emotion passes?

Have lots of flash backs, something only has to trigger a memory.
The brain is clever you can forget something then a trigger recalls it.

Have you ever been confronted by a pic, video or group memory of something sexual you did that you totally forgot about? If not, are you afraid it’s out there?

Is your memory based more on the basic elements, or do you remember every detail (generally)?

What technique have you developed to remember things that you know your partner cares about that you know you’re going to forget?

What was the biggest thing in a relationship that you forgot about and had to be reminded of?

Cock Shop

Shopping season is upon us . . .

Most of us have worked retail, have you ever had sex with a co-worker or customer at work?

Yes

Have you ever been propositioned by a customer?

Yes

Where was the sexiest place you ever worked? Why?

Have you/ do you shop at a particular store because you have a crush on an employee?

I do have stalker tendencies.

Have you ever hit on someone who came to your house for professional reasons, mailman, UPS, FedEx, etc? (This question works best if you’re a woman )

Not my house, but at work all the time.

Have you ever caught co-workers or customers having sex in a store?

I've been caught

What was the sexiest shopping experience you ever had?

Walking around where I worked before a bootie call. Know I had nothing on under my coat.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Walking around where I worked before a bootie call. Know I had nothing on under my coat.

So . . . you work in Parliament?

 

[lavendersilk]

Yes, very different, men don't seem to hold on to grudges, woman do

Have we met?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Cock Shop

Shopping season is upon us . . .

Most of us have worked retail, have you ever had sex with a co-worker or customer at work?

I worked at a movie theater - we didn't have sex, but we met in the back of the theater to make out a few times.

Have you ever been propositioned by a customer?

When I worked catering, I had a guy follow me around for the whole reception. He kept hitting on me. A week or two later I got the nicest card in the mail from him asking if he could ask me out. I was already dating someone.

Where was the sexiest place you ever worked? Why?

I have never considered any place I've worked as sexy.

Have you/ do you shop at a particular store because you have a crush on an employee?

No, but when I worked in a coffee shop, I had regulars who came in for my shifts each week.

Have you ever hit on someone who came to your house for professional reasons, mailman, UPS, FedEx, etc? (This question works best if you’re a woman )

Oh good lord, no.

Have you ever caught co-workers or customers having sex in a store?

I worked in a movie theater...

What was the sexiest shopping experience you ever had?

A guy I dated in college was color blind. We used that as our excuse for me to go into the changing room with him.

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

I liked the changing room story! A bit more detailed would be better.

 

[PersonalFavors]

Cock Shop

Shopping season is upon us . . .

Most of us have worked retail, have you ever had sex with a co-worker or customer at work?

I was 23 and had a 2 year love affair most incredible sex with the manager of the finance office I worked in.

Have you ever been propositioned by a customer?

I worked a few months in a small locally owned IGA store in high school. A lady I assume was in her late 50's or early 60's I carried groceries out to her car offered I might come home and carry the groceries inside for her. I advised I could not leave for an hour. She told me to look on her charge folder and park in the street. I found her address and showed up to carry the groceries in. They were already in. I was invited inside and was treated to an amazing blow job. After and still nervous and ashamed or bashful I asked if she could have any of her clothes off. Once she trusted she was not taking my virginity I got a grand tour and instructions. As I was following them she held me pretty tight whispering in my ear if you cum before me I will kill you. When she told me I could cum I pulled out and sprayed her like a fire hose. She asked me why I pulled out and made a mess. It was because I had to pull out with my girlfriend. But I said I didn't know.
It was an awkward secret to keep and although I was never invited back I always took her groceries to the car. She was nice to me.

Have you/ do you shop at a particular store because you have a crush on an employee?

Wegman's wine section. She is 24 years younger than I.

Have you ever hit on someone who came to your house for professional reasons, mailman, UPS, FedEx, etc? (This question works best if you’re a woman )

After a flood in my brother's home I was acting property manager between renters. The nice lady that came to measure for the carpet replacement and count steps... I am not sure if I hit on her. I just said I guess I shouldn't be standing down here as she was several steps up and bent over. She said did you see something you like? I answered that she gave her zebra stripes a real nice shape. I got it on the top step.

Have you ever caught co-workers or customers having sex in a store?

No. But you could smell it on them after they did.

What was the sexiest shopping experience you ever had?

In one of those mile long discount malls in the Perry Ellis store the fitting rooms were large and had a stage in them. I sat on the edge and got a blow job from my girlfriend at the time. We traded spots and I got her off before we left the room.
Different girlfriend, but she bent over for a quickie in the extra baby changing family bathroom in a target one time. Not sure if that is sexy but it was a real turn on for us at the time.

 

[Apisto42]

Have you not visited a Walmart? I thought everyone has witnessed this.

Yeah. I try to not remember it.

Did you then ask him to help you in the plumbing department, because you weren’t sure if he carried the pipe you’re looking for?

 

[lavendersilk]

Most of us have worked retail, have you ever had sex with a co-worker or customer at work?

Nope.

Have you ever been propositioned by a customer?

Nope!

Where was the sexiest place you ever worked? Why?

Lol, I've worked the same job my whole life.

Have you/ do you shop at a particular store because you have a crush on an employee?

I have once. I even slipped him a cute little note with my number. He didn't call me. Lol, I did stop going there for a little while. My ego was slightly bruised, but I was proud of myself for doing it.

Have you ever hit on someone who came to your house for professional reasons, mailman, UPS, FedEx, etc? (This question works best if you’re a woman )

I had a crush on a UPS guy back in the day. I never hit on him though. Maybe flirted a little.

Have you ever caught co-workers or customers having sex in a store?

Yes. It was awkward.

What was the sexiest shopping experience you ever had?

I bought my first vibrator/dildo in an actual store, not online. It was embarrassing... but also kinda titillating.

 

[PersonalFavors]

I bought my first vibrator/dildo in an actual store, not online. It was embarrassing... but also kinda titillating.

Like. As a couple we tried to buy a vibrator in a store and the lady was like a dikey pole dancer. Took all the fun out of it. It was like she was selling violence. At one point implied I was inadequate is why we wanted a vibrator for her. It was a toy. We wanted it to have a speed control so when she was tied up the moment wasn't over in 2 seconds.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Cock Shop

Shopping season is upon us . . .

Most of us have worked retail, have you ever had sex with a co-worker or customer at work?

Coworker. And it was a terrible mistake lol
Oy

Have you ever been propositioned by a customer?

Do patient’s count? If so, yes.

Where was the sexiest place you ever worked? Why?

State park. Hot and sweaty work. I could remove clothing and it was acceptable

Have you/ do you shop at a particular store because you have a crush on an employee?

When I was a teenager.
There was this chick that worked at the mall. I was more than a little curious about her.

Have you ever hit on someone who came to your house for professional reasons, mailman, UPS, FedEx, etc? (This question works best if you’re a woman )

lol, no,

Have you ever caught co-workers or customers having sex in a store?

Yes. You never look at a bathrooms tall the same way again…

What was the sexiest shopping experience you ever had?

Nipple jewelry shopping…

 

[SixShooter14]

Nipple jewelry shopping…

This seems like something we should have done?

 

[MedicalMuse]

This seems like something we should have done?

Side quest for next time

 

[Apisto42]

Cock Shop

Shopping season is upon us . . .

Most of us have worked retail, have you ever had sex with a co-worker or customer at work?

Yes. Twas a strip club m’lord.

Have you ever been propositioned by a customer?

Yes. See above.

Where was the sexiest place you ever worked? Why?

Definitely the power company sub contractor.

Just fucking with you. The strip clubs.

Have you/ do you shop at a particular store because you have a crush on an employee?

Nope.

Have you ever hit on someone who came to your house for professional reasons, mailman, UPS, FedEx, etc? (This question works best if you’re a woman )

Nope.

Have you ever caught co-workers or customers having sex in a store?

You mean like the time I walked through the dressing room to get another keg and one dancer was eating out another dancer? No. Never.

What was the sexiest shopping experience you ever had?

Funny story there. But private. So no.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Cock Shop
Shopping season is upon us . . .
Most of us have worked retail, have you ever had sex with a co-worker or customer at work?

No; I don't shit where I eat, so to speak.

Have you ever been propositioned by a customer?

Yes. Multiple.

Where was the sexiest place you ever worked? Why?

Does not compute. Work is one of the unsexiest things imaginable.

Have you/do you shop at a particular store because you have a crush on an employee?

No, but I do go to a local coffee shop because one of the baristas has a crush on me and gives me free coffee LOL

Have you ever hit on someone who came to your house for professional reasons, mailman, UPS, FedEx, etc? (This question works best if you’re a woman )

My life isn't a porno, so no
I have had a couple of men (plumber, HVAC dude) reach out after the requested service was performed to ask me out to dinner.

Have you ever caught co-workers or customers having sex in a store?

No, thank goodness.

What was the sexiest shopping experience you ever had?

I hate shopping, so non-existent.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Lol, I've worked the same job my whole life.

You've seriously worked at the same job your whole life? *Jaw dropping* I usually get bored after a year or two! The longest I've ever been at one job is 4 years.

 

[lavendersilk]

You've seriously worked at the same job your whole life? *Jaw dropping* I usually get bored after a year or two! The longest I've ever been at one job is 4 years.

I do get bored at times, but I'm part-owner now. I have to suck it up. I can only yell at myself in the mirror. "Quit your belly aching and get back to work!"

 

[Endless_Night]

Most of us have worked retail, have you ever had sex with a co-worker or customer at work?
Nope.

Have you ever been propositioned by a customer?
I am a woman. So yes.

Where was the sexiest place you ever worked? Why?


Have you/ do you shop at a particular store because you have a crush on an employee?
No, but back in the day I did go to one nightclub regularly. One of the managers and one of the bartenders were attracted and never charged me for anything. That counts, right?

Have you ever hit on someone who came to your house for professional reasons, mailman, UPS, FedEx, etc? (This question works best if you’re a woman )
Dear Lord, no. Popularity of those types of fantasies aside, it's seems the height of inappropriateness. Talk about putting someone on the spot!

Have you ever caught co-workers or customers having sex in a store?
No. Which is really kind of amazing, all things considered.

What was the sexiest shopping experience you ever had?
Uuuuuuuh.