Cock Talk

[Endless_Night]

Reading back through, things that caught my attention:

Have you ever completely humiliated yourself and realized that the world just keeps spinning and nobody cares, or are you still afraid to find out?
Oh ya!
Back in high school I accidentally emailed my entire grade level and community graphic details of a yeast infection I was struggling with (I thought I was only emailing my mother.... I was *not*)

I survived.

How? How? How did you survive?

Pretty sure that would have been The End for me.

Lol, I've worked the same job my whole life.

State park.

This reminds me. I once had sex in a state park playground. It was mid-winter and we had the place to ourselves. That is my one public (sort of) sex moment, which is kinda cool as I wouldn't have thought I'd had any.

Yes. Twas a strip club m’lord.

What?! In the club?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Do patient’s count? If so, yes.

Why are patients always so horny? Aren’t they sick?

Popularity of those types of fantasies aside, it's seems the height of inappropriateness. Talk about putting someone on the spot!

For the brief period I worked for UPS I can tell you the male UPS guys are into it.

 

[hotwords229_A]

You mean like the time I walked through the dressing room to get another keg and one dancer was eating out another dancer? No. Never.

This requires excessive details.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Most of us have worked retail, have you ever had sex with a co-worker or customer at work?
The closest I got to retail was working in retail pharmacy. But I was in the dispensary.
I have had sex with a co-worker. (My husband )

Have you ever been propositioned by a customer?
Yes. Medical Muse's answer reminded me of the time a patient came up to me and handed me a letter that started strongly with:

"Dear gorgos, I think your gorgos"

I let him down gently.

Where was the sexiest place you ever worked? Why?
Sydney Bridge Harborclimb. I was a translator.
Ironically the least sexy place I worked was in the sex industry.

Have you/ do you shop at a particular store because you have a crush on an employee?
I go to a particular library because I have a crush.
But otherwise, no. I stopped doing that ages ago.

Have you ever hit on someone who came to your house for professional reasons, mailman, UPS, FedEx, etc? (This question works best if you’re a woman )
Nope. Don't think I ever have.

Have you ever caught co-workers or customers having sex in a store?
No. Thank God.

What was the sexiest shopping experience you ever had?
I'm really disappointed that nothing comes to mind.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How? How? How did you survive?

I was living overseas at the time. I had a few months between that happening and me having to face everyone again. Maybe that's why I'm so funny?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Why are patients always so horny? Aren’t they sick?

Yes, sick AND horny. I had a guy in the ER ask me out. He didn't let the fact that the ER doc was elbow deep in a rectal exam stop him.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Cock Shop

Shopping season is upon us . . .

Most of us have worked retail, have you ever had sex with a co-worker or customer at work?

I tried, a lot, but he always made me wait till we got home. Rude.

Have you ever been propositioned by a customer?

Uh, ya, a lot. Guys love to make things weird when we're just doing our jobs. I could tell you stories that would cause second hand embarrassment on behalf of the entire male gender

Where was the sexiest place you ever worked? Why?

I tried to make it sexy, with mixed results. I worked at a high end retail store all through college. For the first two years my department was directly across from foundations (lingerie). I'd sometimes ask my husband, who worked there as well, to go pick a few things he liked & I'd surprise him with one that night in bed. Turns out, he was more embarrassed than enthusiastic. How do all the creepy panty-sniffer-pervs feel just fine going through the lingerie and petting & sniffing every pair, but a married man who has a legit reason to peruse the chonies gets embarrassed, is beyond me!

Have you/ do you shop at a particular store because you have a crush on an employee?

No, but there was a guy at Costco that was pretty soft on the eyes that I didn't mind seeing

Have you ever hit on someone who came to your house for professional reasons, mailman, UPS, FedEx, etc? (This question works best if you’re a woman )

Does a cop count?

Have you ever caught co-workers or customers having sex in a store?

Yes, it was obnoxious. They were in a dressing room near the front. No one would've cared, or possibly found it amusing, had they not been so loud. It was like they wanted us to kick them out. We just went about our business & ignored them

What was the sexiest shopping experience you ever had?

I'm not sure that I've had a sexy shopping experience. Sometimes I send pics of bra/panty sets to my amigovio & let him choose which, that's pretty fun

 

[snexxer]

Cock Shop

Shopping season is upon us . . .

Most of us have worked retail, have you ever had sex with a co-worker or customer at work?

Yes, Nuff said.

Have you ever been propositioned by a customer?

I was by the person above.

Where was the sexiest place you ever worked? Why?

I was floor manager at a clothing store, seeing women choosing sexy lingerie was always fun.

Have you/ do you shop at a particular store because you have a crush on an employee?

I used to deliberately go out of my way to shop at a specific Pets at Home, because the one that got away worked there. (We were good friends)

Have you ever hit on someone who came to your house for professional reasons, mailman, UPS, FedEx, etc? (This question works best if you’re a woman )

I once ordered a pizza takeaway, the girl who took the order also delivered it, she was stunning, we both flirted for quite some time.

Have you ever caught co-workers or customers having sex in a store?

Yes, I was called out at 2am due to the store alarm being deactivated. When i arrived with a local security guard, the manager was banging a checkout girl on a display bed. As assistant manager, it was fun explaining to his wife why he was suspended.

What was the sexiest shopping experience you ever had?

There used to be a shop in our local city centre called "The condom shop". You don't need me to say what it sold.

Well me and a girlfriend were in there shopping, when we got to the till the girl serving was explaining how, she and her boyfriend had used the same ones the night before and she was still tingling.

 

[Apisto42]

This requires excessive details.

Not a whole lot to add. The eater was a bit subby and sometimes she was very happy to be of service.

She also liked sucking cock.

Where was the sexiest place you ever worked? Why?
Sydney Bridge Harborclimb. I was a translator.
Ironically the least sexy place I worked was in the sex industry.

Yep. Generally working in strip clubs was not sexy. Fairly gross actually. The customers were mostly disgusting perverts with a lot of money or drunk college age kids depending on the time of day and night. Most of the dancers were sad stories and drug abuse was rampant.

But occasionally there was a fun sexy night.

 

[Apisto42]

What?! In the club?

It was during an employee only party.

 

[hotwords229_A]

It was during an employee only party.

Okay, this makes more sense to me. I was curious why they chose that shift to have a snack.
But a party makes a lot more sense. I guess strippers have to up the ante when it comes to office parties. Sitting on the copier doesn’t quite cut it when you strip as your normal job.

 

[Apisto42]

Okay, this makes more sense to me. I was curious why they chose that shift to have a snack.
But a party makes a lot more sense. I guess strippers have to up the ante when it comes to office parties. Sitting on the copier doesn’t quite cut it when you strip as your normal job.

No, it was a party for us, the employees of the strip club when I got laid at work. Everyone cut loose a bit without customers there.

It was pretty normal for the girls to entertain themselves in the dressing room during regular business. Some of them were very much exhibitionists (of course) and there’s also a power dynamic going on, so some of the dancers were very excited about the whole thing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

No, it was a party for us, the employees of the strip club when I got laid at work. Everyone cut loose a bit without customers there.

It was pretty normal for the girls to entertain themselves in the dressing room during regular business. Some of them were very much exhibitionists (of course) and there’s also a power dynamic going on, so some of the dancers were very excited about the whole thing.

What a magical place.

 

[Apisto42]

It seems that many people in their later years, if asked, will tell you that if they could go back and tell themselves anything, it’s to stop worrying what other people think of them.

Stop worrying period.

Is there something you wish you had done but didn’t because you were worried what others might think?

No. All the things I regret not doing are for other reasons.

On a scale of 1-10, what is your general social anxiety level?

0. Public speaking gives me some nervous energy right before I start, but mainly just because I don’t want to feel like an idiot. Once I get three sentences in I’m good to go.

Are you still holding back? Why?

Nope. Life is short. And very long. Make the most of it.

On the flip side, do you wish you had been more concerned what other’s might think?

Yes. In the way that I wish I had understood that people are going to talk about you good/bad when you don’t give two fucks about them.

Did you ever do something (sex tape, nudes, etc.) that got out? How did that go?

Nope.

^Or, are you concerned something sexy from your past might come back to haunt you today?

Nope.

^^Or, do you wish you had been more sexually carefree and you had something that might come back to haunt you?

No. I was pretty circumspect with my shenanigans.

Have you ever completely humiliated yourself and realized that the world just keeps spinning and nobody cares, or are you still afraid to find out?

Well yeah, I was a kid at some point. But I quickly realized that I was still alive and fuck it.

I like fuck it. It’s not a bad mantra to live by.

 

[LKincaid42]

Yes, sick AND horny. I had a guy in the ER ask me out. He didn't let the fact that the ER doc was elbow deep in a rectal exam stop him.

Massive respect for his level of confidence.

 

[TunnelKing089]

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Cock Shop

Shopping season is upon us . . .

Most of us have worked retail, have you ever had sex with a co-worker or customer at work?

I’ve never worked in retail, nor had sex at my place of work.

Have you ever been propositioned by a customer?

Nope. I intentionally keep work as least sexy as possible. I’m sure I give off plenty of no trespassing vibes as a result

When I worked at a hospital I got hit on by staff and patients pretty often though. Hospital staff and emergency services are a horny lot.

Where was the sexiest place you ever worked? Why?

I can’t think of any.

Have you/ do you shop at a particular store because you have a crush on an employee?

No, but back when I had a gym membership a gorgeous trainer helped motivate me to be there every day.

Have you ever hit on someone who came to your house for professional reasons, mailman, UPS, FedEx, etc? (This question works best if you’re a woman )

No, that would feel creepy.
The guy that came to install some roof lights for me last week was stupidly hot though. I handled it like a mature adult - made a lot of mental jokes and then called my sister to tell her she’d probably enjoy coming over to watch him work

Have you ever caught co-workers or customers having sex in a store?

Thankfully, no.

I have voyeuristic tendencies, but the time, place, and people have to be right.

What was the sexiest shopping experience you ever had?

I’ve gone to sex shops with partners to pick out toys, costumes, etc. It’s basically mental foreplay and really builds delicious anticipation.

 

[Apisto42]

The guy that came to install some roof lights for me last week was stupidly hot though. I handled it like a mature adult - made a lot of mental jokes and then called my sister to tell her she’d probably enjoy coming over to watch him work

“I bet he knows how to handle a tool”
“Wonder if he needs help with a screw”
“His tool is probably thick enough for the job”
“How many hot guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. This guy for me and another one for the bulb.”

 

[LadyLascivious1]

“I bet he knows how to handle a tool”
“Wonder if he needs help with a screw”
“His tool is probably thick enough for the job”
“How many hot guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. This guy for me and another one for the bulb.”

My sister would have absolutely been vocal in her appreciation and terrible puns

 

[Taegul]

Have you ever been propositioned by a customer?
Yes. Medical Muse's answer reminded me of the time a patient came up to me and handed me a letter that started strongly with:

"Dear gorgos, I think your gorgos"

I let him down gently.

From the Ultraman Wiki - "Gorgos was an ancient Kaiju whom had crashed on Earth from a meteor during ancient times. Awakening during modern times, Gorgos emerged from a lake nearby Mt. Fuji and crashed down upon the highway"

Sorry, but the next closest I could find was "Gorgons" from Greek Mythology so I'm not sure if he meant that instead...

So, you're either a giant Kaiju who crash landed on Earth, or you're one of "three monstrous sisters, Stheno, Euryale, and Medusa, said to be the daughters of Phorcys and Ceto."

Just curious which it is...

 

[TomTeacher19]

Cock Shop

Shopping season is upon us . . .

Most of us have worked retail, have you ever had sex with a co-worker or customer at work?

It wasn't retail but yes. The most I've done at a retail job was a blow job.

Have you ever been propositioned by a customer?

I don't think of them as customers usually but yes.

Where was the sexiest place you ever worked? Why?

McDonald's. Not sexy but lots of sex happening there

Have you/ do you shop at a particular store because you have a crush on an employee?

Absolutely. I have a thing apparently for fast food window girls and end up getting in phases of going to the same place a lot

Have you ever hit on someone who came to your house for professional reasons, mailman, UPS, FedEx, etc? (This question works best if you’re a woman )

Pizza delivery. Guilty.

Have you ever caught co-workers or customers having sex in a store?

Again, don't usually think of them as customers, but yes I have.

What was the sexiest shopping experience you ever had?

We put the groceries in the trunk and then got in the back seat and then went back in and bought some of the same groceries again because someone kicked a bag and ruined a few items

 

[Lmizzler]

Cock Shop

Shopping season is upon us . . .

Most of us have worked retail, have you ever had sex with a co-worker or customer at work?

Never worked retail and never had sexy fun at work.

Have you ever been propositioned by a customer?

Not really. Just normal casual flirtations.

Where was the sexiest place you ever worked? Why?

Oddly enough, a dry cleaner. But I think it had more to do with my age rather than the place. I was a horny teenager working there in high school and college. Plenty of the evening and weekend help were girls around my age.

LOTS of pent up sexual energy while working there.

Have you/ do you shop at a particular store because you have a crush on an employee?

Not that I can think of.

Have you ever hit on someone who came to your house for professional reasons, mailman, UPS, FedEx, etc? (This question works best if you’re a woman )

No.

Have you ever caught co-workers or customers having sex in a store?

Also no.

What was the sexiest shopping experience you ever had?

Ummm, do the imaginary ones in my fantasies count?!?!?

 

[hotwords229_A]

McDonald's. Not sexy but lots of sex happening there

I always felt like Grimace was a slut.

Ummm, do the imaginary ones in my fantasies count?!?!?

Yes.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I always felt like Grimace was a slut.

Id buy this shirt so fast.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Cock Shop

Shopping season is upon us . . .

Most of us have worked retail, have you ever had sex with a co-worker or customer at work?

Retail is a bullet I've thankfully dodged. I have had sex with a co-worker in a law firm on the conference table (I happen to be married to that co-worker).

Have you ever been propositioned by a customer?

Nooo...

Where was the sexiest place you ever worked? Why?

I've never worked anywhere that might be considered sexy. Sure, you can find porn that takes place in my workplaces, but you can find porn for any workplace. There's nothing special about my job history.

Have you/ do you shop at a particular store because you have a crush on an employee?

The employee wasn't the cause of me going there, but there was a woman who worked at a local deli who was a ringer for Bebe Rexha. She was responsible for me choosing hoagies for lunch a lot of the time.

Have you ever hit on someone who came to your house for professional reasons, mailman, UPS, FedEx, etc? (This question works best if you’re a woman )

No

Have you ever caught co-workers or customers having sex in a store?

Thankfully not

What was the sexiest shopping experience you ever had?

Others have said it before - just going to an adult store and getting things for the night ahead. It's its own kind of foreplay.