Cock Talk

[pinkparkhorse]

Yeah, a fractured penis is a thing. I saw one in the Emergency Department once.

I never would have guessed that to be possible. Wow.

 

[LeSabreur]

I never would have guessed that to be possible. Wow.

Yeah, it's a tear in a tough membrane rather than a bone, but it's a true medical emergency and often requires surgery.

 

[PersonalFavors]

She broke your dick?

Or whatever it was attached to that made it point almost straight up. Luckily it wasn't "broken" or broken all the way. It is still very useful. hahaha
https://ibb.co/0n2xpRz

 

[Lmizzler]

Yeah, a fractured penis is a thing. I saw one in the Emergency Department once.

This quite literally sent a shot of phantom pain right to my crotch!!!

 

[LeSabreur]

This quite literally sent a shot of phantom pain right to my crotch!!!

Thank doG it's only a phantom pain!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

All I can think of when trying to answer these questions ...

 

[hotwords229_A]

All I can think of when trying to answer these questions ...

The importance of these questions can’t be understated.

On a side note, I would think if you were trying to jerk four guys off at a time, you wouldn’t necessarily have to jerk them, assuming they’re tip-to-tip, simply keeping both tips in each palm and revving them like a motorcycle would get them blow the fastest.

 

[MindYaBitness]

The importance of these questions can’t be understated.

On a side note, I would think if you were trying to jerk four guys off at a time, you wouldn’t necessarily have to jerk them, assuming they’re tip-to-tip, simply keeping both tips in each palm and revving them like a motorcycle would get them blow the fastest.

 

[MindYaBitness]

What’s your angle?

I have long maintained that there is an element of our cocks that we have yet to exploit: the Angle of Erection, or AOE.

Guys always obsess over length and girth, but never angle. This perplexes me. I think we should create this new obsession to give the girls something else to roll their eyes over and shake their heads in exasperation.

We need parameters: What would be the best way to measure the angle of an erection? Do we need a printed protractor taped against a wall? Do we measure from the center of the shaft, rather than the top edge? What do you suggest?

Do guys who have different angles (down or to the side) struggle with certain positions, or do they excel at unusual positions?

Do you have a preference for erection angle? Have you ever encountered an angle that just didn’t work for you?

There is a rumor that most guys “dress to the left”, when flaccid, is this true?

What is the most visually pleasing erection angle in your opinion?

Wouldn’t it be great if we created this new nonsensical obsession right here and now, so, in ten years, guys regularly brag about their AOE? (Be the change you want in the world )

This takes a quick story
https://voca.ro/16IZlLTZ0hFz

 

[hotwords229_A]

This takes a quick story
https://voca.ro/16IZlLTZ0hFz

The difficulty of shampoo can’t be understated.

Great story! The irony, of course, is that dick pic guys want a bunch of women standing around and looking at and discussing his cock.


But the angle bragging rights is entirely for us guys. Just like 8” somehow became the ideal length (even though many women will disagree), we need to know what we decide is the best angle so we can impress each other and then call each other “gay”.

It’s an important part of manhood.

However, your point about certain curves hitting certain parts is also very important.

 

[Apisto42]

This takes a quick story
https://voca.ro/16IZlLTZ0hFz

I look forward to listening later. Mindy is always entertaining and informative. Would do again. Subscribed.

 

[Endless_Night]

It’s an important part of manhood.

Is this what masculinity has come to?

 

[cocokittysurprise]

What’s your angle?

I have long maintained that there is an element of our cocks that we have yet to exploit: the Angle of Erection, or AOE.

Guys always obsess over length and girth, but never angle. This perplexes me. I think we should create this new obsession to give the girls something else to roll their eyes over and shake their heads in exasperation.

We need parameters: What would be the best way to measure the angle of an erection? Do we need a printed protractor taped against a wall? Do we measure from the center of the shaft, rather than the top edge? What do you suggest?

Do guys who have different angles (down or to the side) struggle with certain positions, or do they excel at unusual positions?

Do you have a preference for erection angle? Have you ever encountered an angle that just didn’t work for you?

There is a rumor that most guys “dress to the left”, when flaccid, is this true?

What is the most visually pleasing erection angle in your opinion?

Wouldn’t it be great if we created this new nonsensical obsession right here and now, so, in ten years, guys regularly brag about their AOE? (Be the change you want in the world )

Men are concerned about the most bizarre things.

 

[MindYaBitness]

The difficulty of shampoo can’t be understated.

Great story! The irony, of course, is that dick pic guys want a bunch of women standing around and looking at and discussing his cock.


But the angle bragging rights is entirely for us guys. Just like 8” somehow became the ideal length (even though many women will disagree), we need to know what we decide is the best angle so we can impress each other and then call each other “gay”.

It’s an important part of manhood.

However, your point about certain curves hitting certain parts is also very important.

Ya, the guys who want us all to stand around, discussing their dicks don't realize that 99% of the time all we are doing is pointing out its deficiency, and making fun of him for sending a dick pic instead of having interesting conversation. so I guess if you have a humiliation kink, definitely send us those dick pics!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Ya, the guys who want us all to stand around, discussing their dicks don't realize that 99% of the time all we are doing is pointing out its deficiency, and making fun of him for sending a dick pic instead of having interesting conversation. so I guess if you have a humiliation kink, definitely send a pic those dick pics!

I don’t have the mentality of the Dick Pic Guy, but I assume he would still be aroused that everyone was looking at it.

This isn’t something that can be explained or understood.

 

[Apisto42]

Ya, the guys who want us all to stand around, discussing their dicks don't realize that 99% of the time all we are doing is pointing out its deficiency, and making fun of him for sending a dick pic instead of having interesting conversation. so I guess if you have a humiliation kink, definitely send us those dick pics!

I realized a long time ago that if a bunch of girls (now women) were standing around talking it was not usually about men. If there was laughter involved though? Then it was usually about something dumb a dude did.

I avoid groups of laughing women. It’s safer that way.

 

[Apisto42]

What’s your angle?

Righteous

I have long maintained that there is an element of our cocks that we have yet to exploit: the Angle of Erection, or AOE.

Guys always obsess over length and girth, but never angle. This perplexes me. I think we should create this new obsession to give the girls something else to roll their eyes over and shake their heads in exasperation.

We need parameters: What would be the best way to measure the angle of an erection? Do we need a printed protractor taped against a wall? Do we measure from the center of the shaft, rather than the top edge? What do you suggest?

Maybe starting a new hobby? Have you considered basket weaving?

Do guys who have different angles (down or to the side) struggle with certain positions, or do they excel at unusual positions?

My angle has always been up center, so no advice here. I suppose pre having sex I used to wonder about the mechanics cause at a younger age, that erection was like straight up. But turns out like many things young guys worry about, it wasn’t anything to worry about.

Do you have a preference for erection angle? Have you ever encountered an angle that just didn’t work for you?

NA

There is a rumor that most guys “dress to the left”, when flaccid, is this true?

True.

What is the most visually pleasing erection angle in your opinion?

NA

Wouldn’t it be great if we created this new nonsensical obsession right here and now, so, in ten years, guys regularly brag about their AOE? (Be the change you want in the world )

How are things in your world dude? Getting enough sleep? Had a good meal lately? Drop me a line if you need anything. I’m only 12 texts and 5 voicemails away.

 

[Apisto42]

This takes a quick story
https://voca.ro/16IZlLTZ0hFz

Long time listener, first time caller

 

[Apisto42]

The difficulty of shampoo can’t be understated.

Probably for the best that she didn’t make it to the conditioner exam.

Great story! The irony, of course, is that dick pic guys want a bunch of women standing around and looking at and discussing his cock.

Sadly true probably.

But the angle bragging rights is entirely for us guys. Just like 8” somehow became the ideal length

What? That doesn’t even make sense.

(even though many women will disagree), we need to know what we decide is the best angle so we can impress each other and then call each other “gay”.

True.

It’s an important part of manhood.

Only marginally behind the most important one of who has the bigger balls. Am I right?

However, your point about certain curves hitting certain parts is also very important.

This is what happens when I don’t pay attention to this thread, you all get a bunch of random replies as I scroll back through.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I avoid groups of laughing women. It’s safer that way.

That's the smartest thing I've ever heard you say

 

[hotwords229_A]

How are things in your world dude? Getting enough sleep? Had a good meal lately? Drop me a line if you need anything. I’m only 12 texts and 5 voicemails away.

Am I off the mark on this one? I’ve pushed for this new fad before and got the same results.
Apparently I’m the only one who thinks this is a good idea.
Which, according to my track record, means that about five years from now, guys will obsess over their dick angles and I will run around telling everyone that I invented this and no one will believe me.

Story of my life.

 

[SixShooter14]

What’s your angle?

I have long maintained that there is an element of our cocks that we have yet to exploit: the Angle of Erection, or AOE.

Guys always obsess over length and girth, but never angle. This perplexes me. I think we should create this new obsession to give the girls something else to roll their eyes over and shake their heads in exasperation.

We need parameters: What would be the best way to measure the angle of an erection? Do we need a printed protractor taped against a wall? Do we measure from the center of the shaft, rather than the top edge? What do you suggest?

angle and/or radius of curve could be measured. Assuming straight up/fwd is 0 degrees. But there's also angled up/dn.

Do guys who have different angles (down or to the side) struggle with certain positions, or do they excel at unusual positions?

angled to the left when hard, pretty much straight down soft. I assume it makes a small difference, but women are also different, so no idea if a specific direction is better.

Do you have a preference for erection angle? Have you ever encountered an angle that just didn’t work for you?

N/A

There is a rumor that most guys “dress to the left”, when flaccid, is this true?

yes

What is the most visually pleasing erection angle in your opinion?

N/A

Wouldn’t it be great if we created this new nonsensical obsession right here and now, so, in ten years, guys regularly brag about their AOE? (Be the change you want in the world )

nah, I don't think we need any more ways to compare each other.

 

[Lmizzler]

What’s your angle?

I have long maintained that there is an element of our cocks that we have yet to exploit: the Angle of Erection, or AOE.

Guys always obsess over length and girth, but never angle. This perplexes me. I think we should create this new obsession to give the girls something else to roll their eyes over and shake their heads in exasperation.

We need parameters: What would be the best way to measure the angle of an erection? Do we need a printed protractor taped against a wall? Do we measure from the center of the shaft, rather than the top edge? What do you suggest?

Do guys who have different angles (down or to the side) struggle with certain positions, or do they excel at unusual positions?

Do you have a preference for erection angle? Have you ever encountered an angle that just didn’t work for you?

There is a rumor that most guys “dress to the left”, when flaccid, is this true?

What is the most visually pleasing erection angle in your opinion?

Wouldn’t it be great if we created this new nonsensical obsession right here and now, so, in ten years, guys regularly brag about their AOE? (Be the change you want in the world )

Wait, so are you telling me that my 90 degree bend to the right isn’t normal?!?!?! I thought all peens were like that when erect and I thought that was the ticket to finding the g-spot.

Like my cock is the key to turn the tumblers inside her proverbial locked vault of wonders.

Great!!! I guess I’m gonna have to have penile reconstructive surgery. Again.

 

[hotwords229_A]

angle and/or radius of curve could be measured. Assuming straight up/fwd is 0 degrees. But there's also angled up/dn.

Erection Math Is Hard.

(New bumper sticker idea—patent pending)

 

[SixShooter14]

Erection Math Is Hard.

(New bumper sticker idea—patent pending)

I think we'd have to refer to it in pilot terms.

Pitch up/dn
Yaw left/right