hotwords229_A
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I love having my Pitch Yawed.I think we'd have to refer to it in pilot terms.
Pitch up/dn
Yaw left/right
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I love having my Pitch Yawed.I think we'd have to refer to it in pilot terms.
Pitch up/dn
Yaw left/right
You'll appreciate the disaster that happens in my brain when I accidentally mix up corpus callosum and corpus cavernosum in my head
You have a delightful voice (and hopefully an inflatable dick)
Me too. But tomorrow is looking promising.I’m very sad that I need to go do an errand before catching up on all these audios!
I was today years old when I learned about this.You'll appreciate the disaster that happens in my brain when I accidentally mix up corpus callosum and corpus cavernosum in my head
I *almost* got 100% in an anatomy exam and instead gifted the tutors with fits of uncontrollable laughter.
You have to blow on mine
Have you ever been with a guy whose erect penis curves downward? If so, I'm wondering how that experience was for you.
And yet not one dickhead joke...I was today years old when I learned about this.
I'm going to need a diagramHave you ever been with a guy whose erect penis curves downward? If so, I'm wondering how that experience was for you.
Imagine a penis which instead of sticking straight out actually curves downward. Like a banana.I'm going to need a diagram
I would share a picture, but that's probably not allowed hereI love where I find myself on a Friday night
Enny- this is flirting with your sensibilities. Safe to click. Curious minds should scroll.![]()
Imagine a penis which instead of sticking straight out actually curves downward. Like a banana.
I was trying to find an artistic example but I can't seem to find it nowOh, I can imagine it
I was inviting you to share artistic abilities with the crowd
To answer your question: no- I don't think I have. I'm going to have to go on the hunt #ripmyinbox
Also- if you ever give me your number this will be your custom ringtone
If only there was a custom vibrate setting.Also- if you ever give me your number this will be your custom ringtone
(But jokes on you, because my phone has been on silent since 2017)

Nah. My masculinity comes to pictures of feet.Is this what masculinity has come to?![]()
When our son was born very early and spent 2.5 months in the NICU we had a great book about preemies/NICU stuff. The introduction said “Don’t read any chapter that your child is not experiencing because it’s scary.”I love where I find myself on a Friday night
Enny- this is flirting with your sensibilities. Safe to click. Curious minds should scroll to see pictures![]()
No kidding! I just found out my dick is a sponge!Me and my dick are perfectly fine right now and don’t need to borrow any trouble.