Cock Talk

[Stephie02]

Ok I am not getting that one

Just say it like your mad at somebody, you'll get it

 

[hotoldrguy]

You're not running in the right crowds, obviously

obviously

 

[jason28053]

Since we're on the subject I know a guy who calls people 'penile thrust'... Oooh gotta get to another thread! Just got an idea!

You absolute penile thrust?

 

[Taegul]

I gotta admit, I don't really get the "penile thrust" either. And don't anybody bother trying to give it to me either.

But take the "th" out and I think that makes a good insult. I mean, if I got penile rust then something really bad is going on.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I gotta admit, I don't really get the "penile thrust" either. And don't anybody bothering trying to give it to me either.

But take the "th" out and I think that makes a good insult. I mean, if I got penile rust then something really bad is going on.

Penile Rust sounds like a euphemism for venereal disease. I can only read that in my great uncle's voice, who loved regailing the boy cousins with his tales of how they tested for "the black syph" in the navy during the Korean war

 

[Taegul]

Penile Rust sounds like a euphemism for venereal disease. I can only read that in my great uncle's voice, who loved acating the boy cousins with his tales of how they tested for "the black syph" in the navy during the Korean war

No, no, no. Rust is from excessive moister followed by lengthy stretches of inactivity. This is often caused by cock teases....or dick teases, if you prefer. Just don't call them penis teases.

Venereal disease often originates from quite the opposite...Overactivity of before-mentioned cock, or dick if you prefer, in higher-risk situations. Just don't call it penis overactivity.

Fuck penis.

 

[Lord Pmann]

No, no, no. Rust is from excessive moister followed by lengthy stretches of inactivity. This is often caused by cock teases....or dick teases, if you prefer. Just don't call them penis teases.

Venereal disease often originates from quite the opposite...Overactivity of before-mentioned cock, or dick if you prefer, in higher-risk situations. Just don't call it penis overactivity.

Fuck penis.

Worst case scenario you get a VD and you have a rusty dick. Worst of both worlds.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Worst case scenario you get a VD and you have a rusty dick. Worst of both worlds.

Rusty dick is a VD

 

[Lord Pmann]

Rusty dick is a VD

According to our resident expert on VD, @Taegul, it is from lack of activity. It’s similar to OCD Syndrome. That’s Old Creaky Dick Syndrome.

 

[OldSoldier96]

Cunts are always affectionate!
See?

That’s listed as “creepy” tbh.

 

[OldSoldier96]

strangely enough this is the first time I have seen the term cuntsucker

I cunt hear you.

 

[Taegul]

Ok, FINE! Rusty dick is a VD, rusty cock is not. That is the scientific difference between dick and cock and helps you determine which term to use.

Penis remains unacceptable in all uses.

 

[EvaLane]

Ok, FINE! Rusty dick is a VD, rusty cock is not. That is the scientific difference between dick and cock and helps you determine which term to use.

Penis remains unacceptable in all uses.

https://voca.ro/14BwOiK68fPU

 

[Apisto42]

Rusty dick is a VD

“That’s why I recommend WD40 for masturbation lube. It keeps the rust away while providing for that slick grip you’ve been searching for. You’re guaranteed to slip that nut right when you need it the most. Remember kids, WD40.”

Available at most major retailers. Find us online at WD40URNutNow.com

 

[Taegul]

https://voca.ro/14BwOiK68fPU

"Penis" can go choke on a dick!

Now I'm thinking of starting competing threads Dick Talk and Penis Talk, but I think Cock Talk would still dominate. Cock always dominates the conversation. Well, mine at least.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That’s listed as “creepy” tbh.

Oh, hi- you must be new around here.
I can't be trusted
That was tame

#longlivethejoculatrix

 

[OldSoldier96]

Oh, hi- you must be new around here.
I can't be trusted
That was tame

#longlivethejoculatrix

Not new but back from a long hiatus.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Not new but back from a long hiatus.

Welcome back!

 

[OldSoldier96]

Welcome back!

I appreciate the price options but unsure what that is for.

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Ok, FINE! Rusty dick is a VD, rusty cock is not. That is the scientific difference between dick and cock and helps you determine which term to use.

Penis remains unacceptable in all uses.

Pedantic group when it comes to genitalia lingo

 

[Taegul]

https://voca.ro/14BwOiK68fPU

BTW, if I could record audio right now, I'd be recording "Your voice makes my penis erect." The world will just have to wait till another time to hear my filthy talk.

 

[Taegul]

Me and my girls pulling up like
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Hey guys, I got an idea! Oh wait a sec. This probably isn't the time for the "which one would you fuck" game, is it?

Ok, nevermind. Carry on everyone.

 

[EvaLane]

Hey guys, I got an idea! Oh wait a sec. This probably isn't the time for the "which one would you fuck" game, is it?

Ok, nevermind. Carry on everyone.

This brings whole new meaning to protect the dolls

I support both meanings

#hidethedollsfromtaegul

 

[aussiegeekygal]

“That’s why I recommend WD40 for masturbation lube. It keeps the rust away while providing for that slick grip you’ve been searching for. You’re guaranteed to slip that nut right when you need it the most. Remember kids, WD40.”

Available at most major retailers. Find us online at WD40URNutNow.com

And when you're done you can slap your dick against that squeaky hinge to stop it complaining

 

[aussiegeekygal]

This brings whole new meaning to protect the dolls

I support both meanings

#hidethedollsfromtaegul

I thought that was about sex dolls