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What is the picture on the bottom right of the box?
The full colon model is for our homosexual friends.
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I completely agree
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Iāve always been fascinated by the inflatable doll thing. I realize that in the ā50s and ā60s they would have been the height of cutting edge comedy, but by todayās standards . . . ?
I imagine the male inflatables outsell the female by a wide margin. I assume this because I canāt imagine being in a room of guys (even college age) and seeing a blowup woman present. I also canāt imagine a bunch of lesbians employing an inflatable female doll for any celebration.
On the other hand, I can imagine straight women, at a bachelorette party, decorating the party with an inflatable man. Or even, perhaps, gay men having a big dicked inflatable at a party.
What do you do when the party is over? Throw it away? Are they recyclable?
Do women keep their inflatable man in the closet next to their wedding dress, hoping that one day their daughter will wear their dress to her wedding and use the blowup guy at her bachelorette party?
What is the percentage of people who have had actual sex with a blowup doll? Is it 0% or as high as 1%?
Can they be filled with helium or are they too heavy? I donāt know why, but it seems funnier if they float.
I imagine the male inflatables outsell the female by a wide margin. I assume this because I canāt imagine being in a room of guys (even college age) and seeing a blowup woman present. I also canāt imagine a bunch of lesbians employing an inflatable female doll for any celebration.
On the other hand, I can imagine straight women, at a bachelorette party, decorating the party with an inflatable man. Or even, perhaps, gay men having a big dicked inflatable at a party.
What do you do when the party is over? Throw it away? Are they recyclable?
Do women keep their inflatable man in the closet next to their wedding dress, hoping that one day their daughter will wear their dress to her wedding and use the blowup guy at her bachelorette party?
What is the percentage of people who have had actual sex with a blowup doll? Is it 0% or as high as 1%?
Can they be filled with helium or are they too heavy? I donāt know why, but it seems funnier if they float.
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Almost sounds like a developing fetish hereIāve always been fascinated by the inflatable doll thing. I realize that in the ā50s and ā60s they would have been the height of cutting edge comedy, but by todayās standards . . . ?
I imagine the male inflatables outsell the female by a wide margin. I assume this because I canāt imagine being in a room of guys (even college age) and seeing a blowup woman present. I also canāt imagine a bunch of lesbians employing an inflatable female doll for any celebration.
On the other hand, I can imagine women, at a bachelorette party, decorating the party with an inflatable man. Or even, perhaps, gay men having a big dicked inflatable at a party.
What do you do when the party is over? Throw it away? Are they recyclable?
Do women keep their inflatable man in the closet next to their wedding dress, hoping that one day their daughter will wear their dress to her wedding and use the blowup guy at her bachelorette party?
What is the percentage of people who have had actual sex with a blowup doll? Is it 0% or as high as 1%?
Can they be filled with helium or are they too heavy? I donāt know why, but it seems funnier if they float.
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I am a curious kind of guy.
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Is the black dick bigger?
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Nope, this one has a "colon" tooWhat is the picture on the bottom right of the box?
The full colon model is for our homosexual friends.
I dint think its larger, but it appears to be a solid discount rather than an inflatable peen.
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Yikes! So this one isnāt really for women?
Using a strap on on an inflatable would be getting far too esoteric, would it not?
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I think you're right. My very first thought upon seeing these gems was to think, I wonder how many different blow up dolls I can collect & fill with helium for a delightful balloon bouquet for my best friend's birthdayIāve always been fascinated by the inflatable doll thing. I realize that in the ā50s and ā60s they would have been the height of cutting edge comedy, but by todayās standards . . . ?
I imagine the male inflatables outsell the female by a wide margin. I assume this because I canāt imagine being in a room of guys (even college age) and seeing a blowup woman present. I also canāt imagine a bunch of lesbians employing an inflatable female doll for any celebration.
On the other hand, I can imagine straight women, at a bachelorette party, decorating the party with an inflatable man. Or even, perhaps, gay men having a big dicked inflatable at a party.
What do you do when the party is over? Throw it away? Are they recyclable?
Do women keep their inflatable man in the closet next to their wedding dress, hoping that one day their daughter will wear their dress to her wedding and use the blowup guy at her bachelorette party?
What is the percentage of people who have had actual sex with a blowup doll? Is it 0% or as high as 1%?
Can they be filled with helium or are they too heavy? I donāt know why, but it seems funnier if they float.
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Could you imagine a helium filled sex doll on the loose floating across the skies terrorizing the puritans below?I think you're right. My very first thought upon seeing these gems was to think, I wonder how many different blow up dolls I can collect & fill with helium for a delightful balloon bouquet for my best friend's birthday
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Oh I think sheād love it!!!!I think you're right. My very first thought upon seeing these gems was to think, I wonder how many different blow up dolls I can collect & fill with helium for a delightful balloon bouquet for my best friend's birthday
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I can think of a couple of ex-bosses I could send this "package" to at work just to wreak havoc.
and...."Impressive life-like cock!" Yeah, the more you blow it, the larger it gets. That is kinda the way it works, right?
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And notice they used the word "cock" and not dick or penis. Those are the professionals using the correct terminology. What does that tell you about the amount of rust on it?I can think of a couple of ex-bosses I could send this "package" to at work just to wreak havoc.
and...."Impressive life-like cock!" Yeah, the more you blow it, the larger it gets. That is kinda the way it works, right?
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I can now...
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Rule 34
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This makes me laugh so hard.
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They wrote this article just so they could use the term ādirty dirigibleā guaranteed!
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Imagine being at the airport when the ballon shuts down the runway. Sorry folks, we will be delayed for an hour, the fire fighters are attempting to recover an inflatable firefighter blocking the airspace, but the large appendage seems to be acting like a sailā¦it could be awhile.
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I'm laughing so hard in utter delight
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I have a new life goal
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