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[Bamagan]

honestly, I could see this being a nightmare. The gamification of sex.

Gametes already rule sex, though.



No need to get up, I can see myself out.

 

[onehitwanda]

Gametes already rule sex, though.



No need to get up, I can see myself out.

AND STAY OUT

 

[Yarglenurp]

Gametes already rule sex, though.



No need to get up, I can see myself out.

“Yo wassup everyone it’s ya boi JizzyP and today we’re gonna show you how to get that the Fetish Frenzy achievement. First, I wanna thank my sponsors, Redbull, cause you know gotta get that buzz to get that BUZZZZ, and Soundify Earbuds, yo I’m using them now and they are THE brand for low-cost, hi-fi earbuds. Here with me is Gonno-Chan, you can catch him on his Twitch channel right after this…”

 

[ElectricBlue]

If you write good sex, people comment.

timothy522almost 2 years ago
oh, fuck that was so good, I just came, and I wanted the milk, the best ever!

Garryguitarover 9 years ago
Oh My!
Original, fabulous and VERY effective. My response is considerable!

 

[Kelliezgirl]

I'm not sure I'd want some of the creepy comments this would result in.

 

[yowser]

When I first saw the thread, I thought it was going to be a request for some rating system that would include the number of climaxes (cum events) in a story. (9 C's in a gangbang vs 3.5 C's in a GS story [a half point for foreplay].) But I misapprehended....

Years ago there was a fellow with the pen-name of 'Joe Bob Briggs' who decided there wasn't a good movie review venue for 'Drive In' movies, usually B-rated somewhat raunchy movie fare. He came up with a numerical index to give viewers an idea of what to expect in a movie (and his reviews were inevitably hysterically funny.)

(Alright, I just checked and he's still around.) Anyway here's how he closes (and rates) the 1996 movie 'Lap Dancing.'

No dead bodies. One hundred seventeen breasts. Multiple aardvarking.
Lap dancing. Cage dancing. Fire dancing.
Convenience-store dancing. Blindfold aardvarking. Blind-man aardvarking. Lesbo fu.

So going back to my original misapprehension, I imagined a hypothetical conversation under the new rating index:

'Did you read Williesnot's 'Monster Member?' 7 C's!'

'Yeah, but not as good as LanguidLesbos' Night with Natasha. Only 2 C's but the last one was earthshaking.'

 

[Bramblethorn]

Actually, the name of the scientist is Dracula. The creature is just called Dracula’s Monster.

I always loved this one:

 

[Bamagan]

AND STAY OUT

 

[gunhilltrain]

What if I'm pink/blue colourblind?

In the interest of people with that kind of disability, the blue buttons will have an "M" on them and the pink ones will have a "W." It's all hypothetical anyway, because the site is never going to implement it.

 

[gunhilltrain]

No, what happens is every guest puts their gender in a big bowl, the host shakes it up, and then each person draws a gender one at a time.

How many genders would you put in the bowl?

 

[ElectricBlue]

In the interest of people with that kind of disability, the blue buttons will have an "M" on them and the pink ones will have a "W." It's all hypothetical anyway, because the site is never going to implement it.

Haha. I read your post and related it to the one above yours, and imagined the young lady with pink and red buttons. This did not require much imagination! Buxom young miss, intchee ).

 

[gunhilltrain]

I always loved this one:

Well, the sequel movie was called The Bride of Frankenstein, not The Bride of Frankenstein's Monster. That just adds to the confusion, I suppose. Madeline Kahn did a pretty good take on it once.

 

[Yarglenurp]

Well, the sequel movie was called The Bride of Frankenstein, not The Bride of Frankenstein's Monster. That just adds to the confusion, I suppose. Madeline Kahn did a pretty good take on it once.

still waiting for the release of “Dominatrix of Frankenstein”

 

[Bramblethorn]

How many genders would you put in the bowl?

As many as the guests bring, I guess.

Well, the sequel movie was called The Bride of Frankenstein, not The Bride of Frankenstein's Monster. That just adds to the confusion, I suppose. Madeline Kahn did a pretty good take on it once.

Love that one. Gets quoted a lot around our place. IIRC they got hold of a lot of the props from the original Frankenstein movie.

still waiting for the release of “Dominatrix of Frankenstein”

Haven't seen this but it might be the closest you'll get: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0245291/plotsummary/?ref_=tt_ov_pl

 

[Bramblethorn]

In the interest of people with that kind of disability, the blue buttons will have an "M" on them and the pink ones will have a "W."

What about Australians, who will read these buttons upside down?

 

[THBGato]

What about Australians, who will read these buttons upside down?

 

[gunhilltrain]

Haven't seen this but it might be the closest you'll get: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0245291/plotsummary/?ref_=tt_ov_pl

Filmed in New Jersey? They might as well set it in New Jersey. Beach Badge Frankenstein. Or maybe, Monmouth Mall Frankenstein. Where is Emily Miller? She was fond of the Jersey Shore.