Confess Your Embarrassing Boner Stories!

[Cumference]

Yeah, I wouldn't think running would make those things of yours very happy - unless of course you were running in silk jogging pants I guess.

Were you running in silk or satin running shorts you naughty boy?

No such luck.


Just regular running tights..... because they keep things in place and prevent chafing.

But when i run alone, I use the "better ass strategy":

Look forward and focus on a nice ass (preferably accompanied by some great legs and a ponytail), catch up with it and enjoy the sight.
Then look forward again, for the next glorious piece of well trained deliciousness.

 

[LizVegas79]

No such luck.


Just regular running tights..... because they keep things in place and prevent chafing.

But when i run alone, I use the "better ass strategy":

Look forward and focus on a nice ass (preferably accompanied by some great legs and a ponytail), catch up with it and enjoy the sight.
Then look forward again, for the next glorious piece of well trained deliciousness.

I hate running - but I have to admit you're right I hate running alone too

 

[Cumference]

I hate running - but I have to admit you're right I hate running alone too

Oh my!
that is exactly what I'm talking about!

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh my!
that is exactly what I'm talking about!

I know this probably isn't helping most guys confess anymore naughty stories, but I am half motivated to put on my running shoes and go see if there are any other moms jogging in the park or around the neighborhood right now.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Funny enough, after seeing this thread yesterday I've been trying to recall a situation. I'm sure there is one, but I can't think of it for the life of me (or more than it), maybe I'm blocking it from my memory. I was, however, thinking of this in a rather boring meeting today and, of course, got a bit aroused thinking about it. Nothing embarrassing came of it though, very easy to hide in this situation so there isn't even a story out of that. Maybe my memory will unsurpress one some time.

 

[whenagain]

I

Got an embarrassing boner reading this thread on the bus.

 

[Jaime_H]

As a teenager in a Physics exam. I got so stressed because I couldn't answer a single question that I spunked in my pants.

 

[RickDeckardtw0]

Used to happen to me alot

Yeah, I wouldn't think running would make those things of yours very happy - unless of course you were running in silk jogging pants I guess.

Were you running in silk or satin running shorts you naughty boy?

look up "ranger panties"

Very short, very soft satiny cloth. Ran in them all the time in the military with no problems. It was usually ass crack of dawn and a fairly miserable experience. Flash forward to post enlistment and in college. Put those on to run with some coeds.. instant wood and no where to hide it. I swear i tried to pull my tshirt down to my knees. Did not hook up with any of the girls i ran with but i did get some crotch gazes from them and others that did turn into dates.

 

[LizVegas79]

look up "ranger panties"

Very short, very soft satiny cloth. Ran in them all the time in the military with no problems. It was usually ass crack of dawn and a fairly miserable experience. Flash forward to post enlistment and in college. Put those on to run with some coeds.. instant wood and no where to hide it. I swear i tried to pull my tshirt down to my knees. Did not hook up with any of the girls i ran with but i did get some crotch gazes from them and others that did turn into dates.

I bet you did!

 

[LizVegas79]

As a teenager in a Physics exam. I got so stressed because I couldn't answer a single question that I spunked in my pants.

Really? Is that possible? Without even touching it?

 

[ReadyOne]

Really? Is that possible? Without even touching it?

At the point of death, many males get an involuntary erection and ejaculation.

-- It's as if the body is making one last desperate effort to reproduce before the end.

Rumor says that a hanging attracted watchers looking for the reaction and wet spot before the bladder release covered it out. Supposedly females thought the happening quite erotic.

The physics exam might have been only be a near-death experience for Jaime_H, but his body must have been convinced it was the real thing!

 

[jackstud]

jeans

I keep poking holes in them

 

[LizVegas79]

I was at the gym last week on the recumbent bike, and my sweats were just rubbing me the wrong (or right, I guess) way. I got so turned on and hard. I ended up biking an extra 10 minutes while watching dog videos on Youtube to make it go away. There were a few other people in the gym at the time, but I don't think anyone else noticed.

I need to start going back to the gym more often.

 

[bw699353]

i was masturbating in my stock room in work and forgot i was having an audit and the young girl carrying it out walked right in on me! She was more curious then shocked so it all worked out well in the end

 

[SecretSubM88]

Reading all this I cannot help but remeber my first year in medical school. To make an extra buck I signed up to be one of the patients for the third year students practical skills test. I had to play a patient with jaundice. The students taking the exam had to ask me questions and perform a basic abdomen exam (for you perverts who think that includes a finger up the butt. it doesn't) while performing the exam the examinator would ask them questions and give them extra information (since I obviously wasnt really sick she had to tell them after they palpated my liver: "the liver is enlarged, what do you do now?)
The examinator was a young doctor. I was 19 at the time, I think she must have been 28 or something. Anywas while I was laying there naked from the waist up, everytime the exam was over and she started to ask questions she would casualy lay her hands on my abdomen. To this day I do not now wether that was intentional or not... but it really started to get to me and there is no way to hide a boner if you are on an examination table....
Nothing happened of course... she did haunt my shower fantasies for a long while though...

Love,

 

[Man4Strapon]

I know this is very common but it was still slightly embarrassing. I recently got hard during a massage.
This was a completely legitimate massage but I was on my back and she was rubbing my thigh as I told her of some leg aches. Normally I just get my back done. Her hands went higher up my leg than I expected, completely within theraputic limits but still it was enough to get me stirring and within seconds I could feel myself getting arroused.
I had underwear on but there's no way she could miss my reaction. The more I tried to will it back down, the harder it got.
Nothing was said and from everything I have heard and read, this happens all the time for male clients. But it was still awkward given it was the first time it had happened to me.

When I was younger and went to dance clubs, occassionally I would grind with girls on the dance floor. That would often get me hard but truthfully I didn't feel embarrassed by it. To me she was coaxing that very reaction and it would be insulting to not become arroused. In fact I would try to move in such a way that she could feel my enjoyment and often found that they would grind harder to make matters worse. Luckily I never came in my pants or that would have been embarrassing!

 

[WisBlueEyes]

Really? Is that possible? Without even touching it?

Yes I have done it when I was a teenager.I also just squeeze my legs together back and forth and can do it now.

 

[LizVegas79]

Just so you guys know, I'm not the only woman on here who totally loves reading these confessions of yours.

They may not comment or PM you. But believe me they PM me and thank me for starting this thread!

Keep it up guys!

 

[Christobal]

I was getting a penis piercing. Then a lovely woman is handling my dick. I was embarrassed that my cock is swelling. She was very nice and said it happens all the time.

There is no porn story ending to this tale. Just a nice lady that could deal with my embarrassment.

 

[ashik09]

I got an erection in a library once watching the pretty librarian in her tight skirt replace the books on the shelves. I ended up taking care of things there and then under the desk.

 

[OldUncleJack]

I was playing on cam once when the postman called with a parcel - i had to crowbar my cock back in my jeans and limp downstairs...

 

[ashik09]

I was playing on cam once when the postman called with a parcel - i had to crowbar my cock back in my jeans and limp downstairs...

"Hey, postie, I've gotta package FOR YOU!"

 

[OldUncleJack]

"Hey, postie, I've gotta package FOR YOU!"

hahaha!!!

I pulled my teeshirt down over it...i don't think he noticed!!

 

[TomBoner]

Had a super cute girl sitting next to me at a conference I was at ... only about 30 of us around a conference table. She had been flirting with me most of the day and then she got up to give her presentation at the beginning of the afternoon and I had a massive boner just looking at her. When we went to break I had to stay sitting but I'm quite sure she knew why. Ended up having drinks with her later that evening and ended up in her room. Alls well that ends well.

 

[LeonardHoffstedder]

I ran into my neighbor while getting the mail. She is without a doubt the most beautiful woman in the entire building. I was hoping...nay...silently praying she did not notice the rather noticeable bulge in my jeans.