Confess Your Embarrassing Boner Stories!

[LizVegas79]

God I love you poor guys! You all crack me up and make me remember awkward situations in the past when I would see your .... predicaments .... LOL

Thanks for being so honest and open!


Lizzie

 

[srgreene]

Got an embarrassing boner reading this thread on the bus.

I don't' understand- and never did why guys got embarrassed about it. My memories are a bit vague, but I recall at least having conversations with other women about such occurrences!

 

[Yumski]

Hot tubs

Hot tubs every time.

The gush of the water, the vibrations of the micro bubbles pinging your cock incessantly and the gratuitous displays of bare flesh all around. It's a fruitless exercise in self control if you're a man. And so it's gone several times, and whilst I generally walk on by after lifting myself out of the tub, oblivious to anyone who cares to grab a glance there was one occasion I was genuinely embarrassed.

On this occasion, I'd gone to the gym after school drop off, worked out and headed to the spa with a rare day off work. Usual crowd of stay at homes, retirees and the miscellaneous crowd so wasn't too worried. Stepping out of the tub after 10 minutes I wandered past a gaggle of women, focusing on avoid a crash on the wet stairs and ignoring the bulge in my pants. Greeted by a "hi Yumski" I recognised not only the voice but the other four class mums with her who between them blushed, stared, gaped and covered their eyes.

Needless to say, I get extremely friendly greetings at the school gates these days.

 

[SwitchpervStud]

Embarrassed Boner

When I was 18, I spent the night at my best friend. We walked back to my house in the morning to get some clothes. Upon arrival at my house, we heard Kylie Minogue blasting through the hifi. Peeking through the lounge window, we saw my mother dressed in a spandex aerobics outfit and stiletto heels - a married man from the gym taking photos of her while she danced and bent over for him. He spanked her ass, rearranged her thong and laughed as she posed for him. My friend was staring wide eyed and drooling, smiling like he had hit the lotto.
As my mother knelt down to unzip her guest's pants, my cell phone rang. She froze and looked directly at us, her hand around the man's hard cock. I fumbled for my phone and ducked down but it was too late. She stormed outside and proceeded to spank me with her guest's belt while my friend watched. My shorts revealed my throbbing erection and it didn't go unnoticed. I jerked off later while the guest fucked her from behind

 

[Eliphaz]

I was with a young lady of my acquaintance visiting the Folsom St. Fair in San Francisco, which is a fairly risque event in which public nudity and sexual activity are not entirely discouraged. We were people-watching and browsing the vendor stalls, which were selling every imaginable type of bondage gear, clothing, sex toys, etc. We were mostly giggling at the especially extreme toys but then ended up looking at some that seemed potentially interesting, and talking about using them, and considering a purchase and maybe heading home to experiment, and we both ended up a bit worked up. She quickly observed that I was showing a bit of a bulge in my jeans and took it upon herself to worsen my predicament because she was just that sort of person. Now the Folsom St. Fair is a somewhat gay-centered thing and a gentleman displaying an obvious erection does not have an easy time going unnoticed or unacknowledged, and she did her very best to make sure my erection never flagged. So I got a bit more attention than I'd been expecting to, which was a bit embarrassing, but in retrospect an enjoyable afternoon anyway.

 

[DirkPitt06]

Nothing too crazy, but I remember eighth grade math class, and needing to sharpen my pencil for a quiz or some such. It was on the other side of the room of my class of eighteen. And my crush was next to me, wearing something with cleavage.

Having pretty much no recourse, I got up to cross and sharpen. And as soon as I stand, I realize I'm tenting - noticeably. Tried to bounce my hands off of my thighs to hide it. It didn't hide it.

 

[lookinforward]

I was out with friends one evening. They had set me up with a friend of theirs, a woman my age. Not that I requested it but being divorced at the time, perhaps they felt I needed to meet new women.

Beth was her name, and she was an attractive woman. Black hair, a rather impressive set of breasts, a little heavy down below but ... she was nice looking and very sweet to talk to. It was a nice restaurant and so the women were dressed rather fancy. And my date as you could call it was in a red dress, straps on the shoulders, and a plunge cut front.

Anyway at this restaurant we were all seated at this corner booth. I actually hate booths and if possible avoid them. But it is what it is. The lighting was low, and drinks were being generous in numbers. And as Beth leaned a certain way to chat and laugh with my friend's wife, her dress I noticed would fall forward away from her chest. I was sitting there was listening to her talk to my friends wife. And I noticed most of her breast because of the way the dress fell, and her dress was somewhat open on the side too, which placed her breasts pretty much open to my view. And with this dress I should add, she was not wearing a bra so I was entitled to a very nice down dress view of this woman's very large firm breasts.

Well being a man, and having a attractive woman next to me and too many drinks, it caused a stir of my loins. OK, I got a hard on. And at the height of the battle, it happened. Why women have to go to the bathroom all the time. But both decided they needed the ladies room. I also knew that when I stood up to let her out of the booth, she was going to have a dead reckoning view of my hard on hanging there at her eye level. But I stood up, being the gentleman. And she slide her way towards me and my new friend. I offered her my hand to help her out and she only smiled a rather large smile at me.

Before they returned I had gotten myself under control for the most part. Even my friend teased me about the hidden man in my pants. They returned and again, we stood to let them in. And as they were sliding into the booth, I sat down and almost immediately, she placed her hand "accidentally" on my thigh. Under the pretext of course of getting centered in the booth.

Being a lady she never moved her hand "further inland" but I suspect she was trying to get a reaction out of me. And her one little feel was short lived to say the least. And we had a wonderful evening, her talking to my friend's wife and me ... getting an eye full.

We did go out alone together after that and ended up in my house. And of course we slept together. And I had to laugh, she mentioned the fact that she had "seen I was attracted to her." And I mentioned how much I loved her dress that night.

 

[LizVegas79]

 

[werdsmith]

I dated a world class knockout in HS, and she was a younger clone of her (single/ divorced) mom. Lots of fantasy material in that family, lol. Anyway, we were on a date and had to cut it short one night, so we went back to her house where my step-sister had been hired to babysit my date's younger sisters.

My date and I snuck back to the sunroom/ covered porch and started making out *really* heavily. My right hand was very busy in her shorts (and other slippery spots) and she was working me over from the outside of my slacks.

All of a sudden, lights come on and doors open, we barely had time to rearrange our clothing, but the room absolutely smelled of hormones and lust. My date's mom and her date, and my step-sister came out into the sunroom and her very proper mom introduced me to her date. Having to stand up, shake hands (yes, hands were obviously wet) with a boner and maintaining a straight face..well...what can you do?

Mom's date didn't break protocol, gave me a good firm handshake with lots of eye contact, said it was nice to meet, and then left.

There's a lifetime worth of therapy that could have come from that single event.

 

[LizVegas79]

I dated a world class knockout in HS, and she was a younger clone of her (single/ divorced) mom. Lots of fantasy material in that family, lol. Anyway, we were on a date and had to cut it short one night, so we went back to her house where my sister had been hired to babysit my date's younger sisters.

My date and I snuck back to the sunroom/ covered porch and started making out *really* heavily. My right hand was very busy in her shorts (and other slippery spots) and she was working me over from the outside of my slacks.

All of a sudden, lights come on and doors open, we barely had time to rearrange our clothing, but the room absolutely smelled of hormones and lust. My date's mom and her date, and my sister came out into the sunroom and her very proper mom introduced me to her date. Having to stand up, shake hands (yes, hands were obviously wet) with a boner and maintaining a straight face..well...what can you do?

Mom's date didn't break protocol, gave me a good firm handshake with lots of eye contact, said it was nice to meet, and then left.

There's a lifetime worth of therapy that could have come from that single event.

OMG that's hilarious - does your sister still tease you about that night?

 

[toeskr]

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[JohnnyNotCraig]

First is from when I was 18 or 19 and one day my balls started hurting like hell. After a few days I call the advice nurse for the hospital my doctor is located at and she says I should schedule an appointment to get some tests done and to see my doctor. So a couple days later I go in for my test and am surprised when the doctor running the tests is a beautiful woman in her early 30's. She then tells me to take off everything but my shirt and lay on the table. Being a shy and anxious young man, I was very nervous and self conscious but did as I was told after she left the room to get the equipment she needed. So I'm laying there telling myself "Don't you dare get hard and embarrass yourself, at least not more than you already are!" so I start thinking of things that would keep my mind off it. A few minutes later she comes in with an ultrasound machine and I start thinking I'm fucked but decide I better keep trying. She then puts the machine next to table and sits down, puts her gloves on and immediately starts to put the gel on my balls. I was holding strong at this point and thought it shouldn't be a problem since the gel was cold and because she immediately looked at the screen. Boy, was I wrong. As soon as the scanning part of the machine (don't know what it's called) touched my balls and started moving, I got worried. I could slowly feel something start to happen and I was trying my best to fight it but then it happened. My eyes went wide as I felt her hand lift my balls so she could get a better look at the bottom and backside. I mean that alone was enough to throw me over the edge but the sensation of something slick, and now warm, gliding over my balls immediately got me at full attention almost immediately. My cock was full upright and throbbing and there was nothing I could do. She must have sensed something because she turned and looked me, my eyes wide and face beet red, and then down at my cock. She smiled and looked back at the screen. The smile never left her face. At this point I thought things were bad but then they got worse. She was still scanning and moving up to the top of my balls and don't know if my cock was in the way or she was just messing with me, but she gently pushed my cock back and brought it up to scan just beneath the base of my cock. At this point in my life, I was very, very inexperienced and this was the most "sexual" contact I had ever received so precum started flowing out of my cock. About 30 seconds later she turns and starts to say "Ok, I think we're do.... we're done." Now it's her turn to be embarrassed and her cheeks turn red as she just sees my cock leaking. She smiles again and hands me some paper towels before saying "Alright, clean up all the, uh, gel and talk to receptionist on the way out and she'll give your appointment with your doctor." and walking out. A few minutes later, I'm cleaned up and dressed so I walk out and talk to the receptionist. I look up before I turn around to leave and I see the doctor walking away from a group of three medical assistants/nurses and they look at me, smile and giggle. I turn beet red again and leave in a hurry. I don't know if I've ever driven home faster in my life but I was barely in the door when I started undoing my pants and hurried to my room to jerk off. The next day I went back to see my doctor and he told me I had testicular torsion so no sexual activity, including jerking off, for a week or two. You better believe that once the pained disappeared a little over a week later, I put on some doctor giving the patient a blowjob porn and relieved that weeks worth of pressure.

I have another story or two but I'm too tired to type them right now

 

[LizVegas79]

So earlier this evening, just home from work and relaxing. Happened upon Liz's newest foot pic while laying in the bed. Full mast, enjoying the view and I hear from the open window, "what are you looking at" ? Totally busted with my face illuminated by the phone and obviously aroused. Thankfully she didn't see the string dripping down to my stomach.

Thanks Liz

Don't make your wife hate me anymore than she already does! lol

First is from when I was 18 or 19 and one day my balls started hurting like hell. After a few days I call the advice nurse for the hospital my doctor is located at and she says I should schedule an appointment to get some tests done and to see my doctor. So a couple days later I go in for my test and am surprised when the doctor running the tests is a beautiful woman in her early 30's. She then tells me to take off everything but my shirt and lay on the table. Being a shy and anxious young man, I was very nervous and self conscious but did as I was told after she left the room to get the equipment she needed. So I'm laying there telling myself "Don't you dare get hard and embarrass yourself, at least not more than you already are!" so I start thinking of things that would keep my mind off it. A few minutes later she comes in with an ultrasound machine and I start thinking I'm fucked but decide I better keep trying. She then puts the machine next to table and sits down, puts her gloves on and immediately starts to put the gel on my balls. I was holding strong at this point and thought it shouldn't be a problem since the gel was cold and because she immediately looked at the screen. Boy, was I wrong. As soon as the scanning part of the machine (don't know what it's called) touched my balls and started moving, I got worried. I could slowly feel something start to happen and I was trying my best to fight it but then it happened. My eyes went wide as I felt her hand lift my balls so she could get a better look at the bottom and backside. I mean that alone was enough to throw me over the edge but the sensation of something slick, and now warm, gliding over my balls immediately got me at full attention almost immediately. My cock was full upright and throbbing and there was nothing I could do. She must have sensed something because she turned and looked me, my eyes wide and face beet red, and then down at my cock. She smiled and looked back at the screen. The smile never left her face. At this point I thought things were bad but then they got worse. She was still scanning and moving up to the top of my balls and don't know if my cock was in the way or she was just messing with me, but she gently pushed my cock back and brought it up to scan just beneath the base of my cock. At this point in my life, I was very, very inexperienced and this was the most "sexual" contact I had ever received so precum started flowing out of my cock. About 30 seconds later she turns and starts to say "Ok, I think we're do.... we're done." Now it's her turn to be embarrassed and her cheeks turn red as she just sees my cock leaking. She smiles again and hands me some paper towels before saying "Alright, clean up all the, uh, gel and talk to receptionist on the way out and she'll give your appointment with your doctor." and walking out. A few minutes later, I'm cleaned up and dressed so I walk out and talk to the receptionist. I look up before I turn around to leave and I see the doctor walking away from a group of three medical assistants/nurses and they look at me, smile and giggle. I turn beet red again and leave in a hurry. I don't know if I've ever driven home faster in my life but I was barely in the door when I started undoing my pants and hurried to my room to jerk off. The next day I went back to see my doctor and he told me I had testicular torsion so no sexual activity, including jerking off, for a week or two. You better believe that once the pained disappeared a little over a week later, I put on some doctor giving the patient a blowjob porn and relieved that weeks worth of pressure.

I have another story or two but I'm too tired to type them right now

Mmmm ... that's a good one. You poor guys ....

 

[JohnnyNotCraig]

Second story happened a few years after the first. I was 23, almost 24, when my friend introduced me to some girls he knew, all of them were 18. Since my friend couldn't drive, I would always drive him out to meet these girls and hang out. One night we're hanging out with one of them in the city that my friend and I live in, which is about 30 minutes from where she lives and it's getting late. We drop my friend off and I'm getting ready to take her home when she says to me, "I can't go home, my parents didn't give me keys and if I'm out passed a certain time, I'm locked out." I tell her it's ok and she can crash at my place (well still lived at my parents at the time but they didn't care). I planned on sleeping on the couch but we get there and find my brother sleeping on one couch and his friend on the other. She tells me it's okay and that I can sleep in the bed with her because it is my bed after all. I ask if she's sure and she says yes so I head into the bathroom to change into my tank and basketball shorts and so she could do whatever she needed to get ready. I come back in and she's already asleep under the covers so I get into bed and nod off quickly myself. When morning rolled around, I was slowly waking up and knew I had morning wood but something was different. I open my eyes and noticed we're both on our side facing the same way but she was curled up and her ass planted firmly in my crotch. I look under the covers and notice she's just wearing her t-shirt and black, lace boy shorts and my cock is splitting her cheeks. This causes it to throb harder than it already was and she shifts, grinding into me a little more. My eyes widen and I roll over, hoping she didn't notice. I lay there for 10 minutes going over scenarios in my head in case she did and asks when she wakes up, all while hoping my boner would go away. She finally wakes up about 10 minutes later and I'm finally starting to get soft again. She smiles at me before she gets up and stretches, her ass and panties visible, before bending over to pick up her jeans. This immediately brings my cock back to life and I sigh, still fortunately under the covers. She excuses herself to the bathroom and I think "This is my chance! I'll put on my jeans so I can maybe hide it a little easier." So I get up grab my jeans, a pair of boxers and shirt. I had already taken off my old shirt and had just pulled my shorts and boxers at the same time she walks back in and shuts the door, her eyes go wide as she sees my cock springboard. While slightly embarrassed, by this point in my life I was a bit of an exhibitionist and has been with a few people, so I proceed to step out of my shorts and boxers as she walked over to my bed, sat down and just stared at my cock. I grabbed it and started stroking it, causing her jaw to drop and eyes widen a bit more. I was about to ask if I should continue or if she wanted to suck it when I was hit with a little more embarrassment and my rational part of my brain that I was already late. I then quickly put on my boxers, which tented out still causing her to stare, and quickly put on my jeans and tucked my cock into them before throwing on my shirt. This caused her to shake her head and snap out of it and she asked if i could still take her home. I told her I could but I had to pick my friend first. So while we're waiting for my friend to come out of his house, she looks at me and asks "Was I dreaming or did I feel your cock between my ass cheeks this morning?" and my face turned red and said "Nope, I don't believe so..." and she smiled knowingly and faced forward, obviously in thought. A few minutes later, my friend came out and the incident was never brought up again between us.

 

[mustang_driver]

Way back in the day when I was a sweet virginal young thing, I used to get an evil thrill from being the cause of embarrassing boners. The most embarrassed was probably the poor fellow who made the mistake of 'slow dancing' with me while wearing sweatpants. It turns out that hormone-raging young men don't need more than to sense a pair of breasts against their chests to get a boner going no matter how much they would like to wish it away. It also turns out that sweatpants are just about the worst things to wear in such a circumstance.

Along these lines, this is by far my most embarrassing story. When I was in high school, I and the rest of the swim team were invited to the coach's wedding reception. So, I spy a beautiful young lady and work up the nerve to ask her to dance, which for me was extremely difficult as I was very insecure when it came to talking to girls. She was wearing a rather thin sundress. So we begin a slow dance and I can feel everything through the dress. Well, it doesn't take long for the boner to start raging and dress pants aren't much better than sweatpants at hiding it. The song ends and she makes a bee line back to her table and I follow. When she sat down she refused to look or me or talk to me. When I realized why, I sheepishly got up and excused myself. I don't know if she was embarrassed or repulsed, but it took a long time before I was able to approach girls again after that.

 

[Hornblende]

Second story happened a few years after the first. I was 23, almost 24, when my friend introduced me to some girls he knew, all of them were 18. Since my friend couldn't drive, I would always drive him out to meet these girls and hang out. One night we're hanging out with one of them in the city that my friend and I live in, which is about 30 minutes from where she lives and it's getting late. We drop my friend off and I'm getting ready to take her home when she says to me, "I can't go home, my parents didn't give me keys and if I'm out passed a certain time, I'm locked out." I tell her it's ok and she can crash at my place (well still lived at my parents at the time but they didn't care). I planned on sleeping on the couch but we get there and find my brother sleeping on one couch and his friend on the other. She tells me it's okay and that I can sleep in the bed with her because it is my bed after all. I ask if she's sure and she says yes so I head into the bathroom to change into my tank and basketball shorts and so she could do whatever she needed to get ready. I come back in and she's already asleep under the covers so I get into bed and nod off quickly myself. When morning rolled around, I was slowly waking up and knew I had morning wood but something was different. I open my eyes and noticed we're both on our side facing the same way but she was curled up and her ass planted firmly in my crotch. I look under the covers and notice she's just wearing her t-shirt and black, lace boy shorts and my cock is splitting her cheeks. This causes it to throb harder than it already was and she shifts, grinding into me a little more. My eyes widen and I roll over, hoping she didn't notice. I lay there for 10 minutes going over scenarios in my head in case she did and asks when she wakes up, all while hoping my boner would go away. She finally wakes up about 10 minutes later and I'm finally starting to get soft again. She smiles at me before she gets up and stretches, her ass and panties visible, before bending over to pick up her jeans. This immediately brings my cock back to life and I sigh, still fortunately under the covers. She excuses herself to the bathroom and I think "This is my chance! I'll put on my jeans so I can maybe hide it a little easier." So I get up grab my jeans, a pair of boxers and shirt. I had already taken off my old shirt and had just pulled my shorts and boxers at the same time she walks back in and shuts the door, her eyes go wide as she sees my cock springboard. While slightly embarrassed, by this point in my life I was a bit of an exhibitionist and has been with a few people, so I proceed to step out of my shorts and boxers as she walked over to my bed, sat down and just stared at my cock. I grabbed it and started stroking it, causing her jaw to drop and eyes widen a bit more. I was about to ask if I should continue or if she wanted to suck it when I was hit with a little more embarrassment and my rational part of my brain that I was already late. I then quickly put on my boxers, which tented out still causing her to stare, and quickly put on my jeans and tucked my cock into them before throwing on my shirt. This caused her to shake her head and snap out of it and she asked if i could still take her home. I told her I could but I had to pick my friend first. So while we're waiting for my friend to come out of his house, she looks at me and asks "Was I dreaming or did I feel your cock between my ass cheeks this morning?" and my face turned red and said "Nope, I don't believe so..." and she smiled knowingly and faced forward, obviously in thought. A few minutes later, my friend came out and the incident was never brought up again between us.

That's probably a great anecdote, but as you haven't separated it into paragraphs I'm afraid it is really difficult to read.

 

[LizVegas79]

Along these lines, this is by far my most embarrassing story. When I was in high school, I and the rest of the swim team were invited to the coach's wedding reception. So, I spy a beautiful young lady and work up the nerve to ask her to dance, which for me was extremely difficult as I was very insecure when it came to talking to girls. She was wearing a rather thin sundress. So we begin a slow dance and I can feel everything through the dress. Well, it doesn't take long for the boner to start raging and dress pants aren't much better than sweatpants at hiding it. The song ends and she makes a bee line back to her table and I follow. When she sat down she refused to look or me or talk to me. When I realized why, I sheepishly got up and excused myself. I don't know if she was embarrassed or repulsed, but it took a long time before I was able to approach girls again after that.

I'm so sorry! That's a shame. She should have just giggled to herself and slyly pointed with her friends at your embarrassment.

I'm sorry she was so mean and rude to you.

Most of us girls learn early on that you guys are terrible at controlling those things. (even when you're older lol) As long as you don't try to corner us or rub up against us, most of us have more sympathy for you than you realize.

Hope you regain your confidence

That's probably a great anecdote, but as you haven't separated it into paragraphs I'm afraid it is really difficult to read.

Agreed. It was a good read but it could have been easier to read....

 

[MrMAR]

A few of you who are fans of my Pervy Things My Husband Does For/To Me thread have encouraged me to start this thread.

I think the title is pretty self-explanatory.

I know you guys have lots of embarrassing boner stories, but surprise, surprise! some of us ladies do too.

So ... embarrassing boner stories!
Let's hear them!

So when I was 30 I had a wonderful flirty work relationship with an 18 year old intern. I'd eat the occasional lunch with her and chat and stuff, it was nice to have her company. One day she wore a white skirt that was long and light but a bit see through at the right angles and I caught a wonderful view of her lacy white thong and I was instantly hard at the table we were eating at. I knew it was showing in my pants.

So lunch ends and she has to get back to work (hourly, I'm salary) and I'd usually walk with her. Well she gets up and looks at me funny like "Hey dumbass we need to go." So I just admitted that's i couldn't get up right then. She asked why and I turned pink and she pressed on not understanding I guess until i finally told her that I had a huge hard on and had to sit a minute.

At least she smiled and giggled a bit before she walked off back to work.

 

[jocountryboy]

Well to me I am never embarrassed. Sometimes my penis gets erect just from the air or something. I have had it become erect in a locker room shower a few times. Sometimes it just happens.

 

[BeeTeeTiger]

Okay here goes. I was an older teen when I stayed at a friends house overnight. He and his brother slept in the same bed so I get in the king size with them. They're a little younger but we're all just buddies from church, so what the heck.

Anyway, I wake up startled in the middle of the night and I feel a dampness in my shorts and as I twitch, the older one pulls his hands out of my shorts. Cock is bulging and I didn't do anything to cause it.

I just layed there acting like I was still asleep because I didn't know what else to do. He gets up and walks into another room for idk how long, but not one word was ever mentioned about this by either of us.

 

[toeskr]

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[tonyp]

hmm

when i was younger i came out to the kitchen - I was always hard - had my tracky pants on. When I got to the kitchen one of my mums friends was there. we just chatted but it was very obvious

 

[whenagain]

I don't' understand- and never did why guys got embarrassed about it. My memories are a bit vague, but I recall at least having conversations with other women about such occurrences!

And what did you say? If you saw a guy standing near you on the bus w a hard on, what would you think?

 

[coachdb18]

Well, I've confessed this one before, but it's been quite a while since I've mentioned it, and it's one that's quite memorable to me.

Back in my high school days, we used to go to the X rated movies as a group, and they'd let us in, even though we weren't supposed to get in. This one time, there were eight of us, four guys and four girls. I liked to sit back in my chair with my feet up on the back of the next chair in front, and enjoy the popcorn. Well, as will happen, the movie always gave me a nice hard on, which my position usually hid well enough. But on this occasion, I failed to notice that I hadn't pulled my zipper up, and I was commando, so I'd fully extended. Shortly, I hear whispers, then some giggles.... and more whispers. Back in those days, I was easily embarrassed. And I was certainly quite embarrassed this time... but I lived!

 

[crashD]

Well, I've confessed this one before, but it's been quite a while since I've mentioned it, and it's one that's quite memorable to me.

Back in my high school days, we used to go to the X rated movies as a group, and they'd let us in, even though we weren't supposed to get in. This one time, there were eight of us, four guys and four girls. I liked to sit back in my chair with my feet up on the back of the next chair in front, and enjoy the popcorn. Well, as will happen, the movie always gave me a nice hard on, which my position usually hid well enough. But on this occasion, I failed to notice that I hadn't pulled my zipper up, and I was commando, so I'd fully extended. Shortly, I hear whispers, then some giggles.... and more whispers. Back in those days, I was easily embarrassed. And I was certainly quite embarrassed this time... but I lived!

None of the girls helped you?