Cookie's Clearing and Cottage

[oreocookie]

I just read something... I... My mind = blown.

So, I'm scrolling through facebook, k? And a friend's status reads "I changed my pic to the day I graduated... in honor of me apparently making the deens list.. i knew i did well but thats freaking epic!!!"

CAN YOU COUNT THE ERRORS IN THAT?!

My favorite is how she misspelled "Dean"

It hurt to read, to be honest.

 

[Bluemage]

I just read something... I... My mind = blown.

So, I'm scrolling through facebook, k? And a friend's status reads "I changed my pic to the day I graduated... in honor of me apparently making the deens list.. i knew i did well but thats freaking epic!!!"

CAN YOU COUNT THE ERRORS IN THAT?!

My favorite is how she misspelled "Dean"

It hurt to read, to be honest.

Haha, she can't spell and she made the Dean's List.

This proves that everything is possible if you work hard enough.

*makes a vulgar hand movement and slurping noises*

 

[dragonrazor]

Haha, she can't spell and she made the Dean's List.

This proves that everything is possible if you work hard enough.

*makes a vulgar hand movement and slurping noises*

I was going to say "Which Dean's list"

 

[kittenofdeath]

I'll give it a shot.

So, I'm scrolling through facebook, k? And a friend's status reads "I changed my pic to the day I graduated... in honor of me apparently making the deens list.. i knew i did well but thats freaking epic!!!"

First error, you use facebook, its a horrible system and has no security.

Second error, inappropreate use of elipsies (I think thats what its called) happens twice

Third error, no capitalisation, happens twice

Fourth error, dean is mispelt, and posibly should be with a capital letter

Fifth error, lower case i's, happens tiwce

Sixth error, inapropreate useage of the word epic

Seventh error, too many !'s


So my money is on 10

 

[dragonrazor]

I'll give it a shot.



First error, you use facebook, its a horrible system and has no security.

Second error, inappropreate use of elipsies (I think thats what its called) happens twice

Third error, no capitalisation, happens twice

Fourth error, dean is mispelt, and posibly should be with a capital letter

Fifth error, lower case i's, happens tiwce

Sixth error, inapropreate useage of the word epic

Seventh error, too many !'s


So my money is on 10

8th error, misspelled is misspelled << >> as is possibly.

Ellipses is plural. And an ellipsis should be ... for continuation of a sentence, and .... for end of a sentence.

 

[oreocookie]

8th error, misspelled is misspelled << >> as is possibly.

Ellipses is plural. And an ellipsis should be ... for continuation of a sentence, and .... for end of a sentence.

You missed his misspelling of "possibly" for numberfour.

 

[oreocookie]

Haha, she can't spell and she made the Dean's List.

This proves that everything is possible if you work hard enough.

*makes a vulgar hand movement and slurping noises*

You have no idea how hard that made me laugh.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

comes in and looks around

Oh so this is where all the cool people hang out?

waves to oreo and the rest and scampers out again

 

[kittenofdeath]

8th error, misspelled is misspelled << >> as is possibly.

Ellipses is plural. And an ellipsis should be ... for continuation of a sentence, and .... for end of a sentence.

Yes, but I'm dislexic, so I have an excuse.

 

[oreocookie]

pats the seat next to her.

No, the cool people sit with me, babe

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

turns back around to go hug the cookie

Hey!

 

[Bluemage]

You have no idea how hard that made me laugh.

I'm glad that you had the laughing reaction and not the "No, she wouldn't do that" reaction.

 

[oreocookie]

Well, she wouldn't, but that doesn't make it any less funny.

 

[dragonrazor]

Yes, but I'm dislexic, so I have an excuse.

Dyslexic. And apparently, so am I, according to a diagnosis of "Dysgraphia". THERE IS NO EXCUSE WAHAHAHAAHAHAcoughcoughhackwheeze

 

[Bluemage]

On a completely unrelated note. My friend made a kick-ass joke about Twilight.

Enjoy.

 

[oreocookie]

On a completely unrelated note. My friend made a kick-ass joke about Twilight.

Enjoy.

Heh, that amused me.

 

[Bluemage]

Heh, that amused me.

I know. You wish that you were Bella gettin' double teamed, don't you?

 

[oreocookie]

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Maybe.

 

[kittenofdeath]

Dyslexic. And apparently, so am I, according to a diagnosis of "Dysgraphia". THERE IS NO EXCUSE WAHAHAHAAHAHAcoughcoughhackwheeze

I have no idea what that means.

On a completely unrelated note. My friend made a kick-ass joke about Twilight.

Enjoy.

*shudders* god I hate Twilight.

 

[oreocookie]

I have no idea what that means.



*shudders* god I hate Twilight.

Dysgraphia is basically another word for dyslexia...

 

[Bluemage]

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Maybe.

Translation: I would love nothing more than getting double teamed by two guys who don't wear shirts, one of whom is pale and sparkling, and the other one is tanned and while apparently hairless from the neck down can turn into a dog.

 

[oreocookie]

Actually, Edward doesn't appeal to me. Now, Jasper, on the other hand.

OMNOMNOM.

 

[kittenofdeath]

Translation: I would love nothing more than getting double teamed by two guys who don't wear shirts, one of whom is pale and sparkling, and the other one is tanned and while apparently hairless from the neck down can turn into a dog.

*shudders*

 

[oreocookie]

Actually, Edward doesn't appeal to me. Now, Jasper, on the other hand.

OMNOMNOM.

Clarification, the one in the books. Not the movie.

 

[dragonrazor]

Dysgraphia is basically another word for dyslexia...

It's Dyslexia focused on the writing element. It's something that I've spent about 25 years working to overcome.