Cookie's Clearing and Cottage

On a serious note, I still haven't checked myself for ticks.

I should do that at some point.
 
Strange thought of the day. When someone says "Fuck the police" It is not proper to say "Okay" and take them literally. Unless your local police officers are okay with that o_O
 
New idea:

Well, I'm a bit of a hopeless romantic, so named by my very best friend, who hates cliches with a passion, while I, on the other hand, dream in cliches. My dream first date? No, it's not dinner and a movie. It's not a romp in the hay (though, at the end, that might be fun ;)). I've always wanted a guy to take me to a fair. Yes, a fair. You know, sorta like a carnival, but not quite? So, I've been thinking, why not play it out? I don't want this one to be all sex, I want it to be drawn out, a girl's long time crush asks her out, takes her to the fair, and they have a great time. Things may lead to sex, they may not... But I really want to try this. Any takers?
 
Well, I'm a bit of a hopeless romantic, so named by my very best friend, who hates cliches with a passion, while I, on the other hand, dream in cliches. My dream first date? No, it's not dinner and a movie. It's not a romp in the hay (though, at the end, that might be fun ;)). I've always wanted a guy to take me to a fair. Yes, a fair. You know, sorta like a carnival, but not quite? So, I've been thinking, why not play it out? I don't want this one to be all sex, I want it to be drawn out, a girl's long time crush asks her out, takes her to the fair, and they have a great time. Things may lead to sex, they may not... But I really want to try this. Any takers?

D'awwwwwww, that just sounds cute
 
Just checking. Most people think it's a children's story. I wouldn't tell it to any kids I know. Unless I want to scar them for eternity.
 
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