Craziest Place you've had sex?

[SinCitySadist]

Airport parking lot! Had to have a welcome home orgasm!

parking lots are always fun, that risk element can add so much to the moment

 

[Polonium84]

On a massage table at the gym. On an outdoor patio at a B&B on a bluff overlooking the Missouri River. Picnic table at a crowded campsite. Gas station bathroom. Barn. Garage of old job.

 

[lordfarquat]

We had sex on top of some boulders in a national park while hiking. Right after I came in her, a hawk flew right next to us. It must have smelt the sex.

 

[lilsarah91]

Bent over the hood of a his car in the walmart parking lot.

Got fucked in the ass in the sky tram at the fair

In a store room in church before service

 

[HockeyGuy_]

Sorority house kitchen (I swear...this is not a fake, 'dear penthouse' story)

 

[AlwaysInTrouble]

Craziest: Fucked my college girlfriend while she was on the phone with her father.

Runners Up:
In the hot-tub at The Inn at Biltmore while (I'm pretty sure) folks watched from the darkness.

The parking deck at ATL, too many times to count!

Lake Lanier's Naked Cove

 

[horny_n_hot]

In a convertible while sitting in traffic.

 

[Liatheslut]

Either in a broken down lift or in the sea at a busy public beach.

 

[vibes]

Either in a broken down lift or in the sea at a busy public beach.

I share the latter: in shallow water (below shoulders) with swimmers all around us, her thighs around my hips, talking and fucking away ...

You do have an imaginative handle

 

[blackstallion21]

Church baptism tub.

College classroom

on top of a conference table at work.
on top of the maintenance supervisor's desk at work.
in a maintenance closet at work.
i guess i must be pretty slutty at work.

also, numerous places in a baptist church.

craziest place?

that would be when I got a BJ from a french gal on the Eiffel Tower. Janitor was just finishing up a WC (bathroom), I slipped him a 50 Euro note to let us in and keep it closed for another 10 minutes

BJs in the car are always fun. In terms of sex, these have been some of my favorite:
Several times in the WC on international flights
On an island in the middle of a public paddle boat lake
On a park bench in the middle of a public hiking trail

Glass elevator in the mall...... late 80s when malls were huge and busy

Against a fence behind a dumpster. Very romantic. Tequila leads to bad (but still fun) decisions.

Went to a Pink Floyd and Aerosmith laser light show. BF at the time insisted we go early to get a good spot. I had never been to one before. This venue had seats and the theater was round but there was a huge carpeted floor and that's where we were. Right in the middle of it reclining on our backs.

The floor where we were was pretty dark, despite all the brightly colored lights going off all around us. I had on some jeans and a button front black, gauze blouse. He unbuttoned my blouse, yanked up my bra, fully exposing my breasts and began playing with them and sucking them. Eventually he slid down my zipper and put his hand in my panties.

Meanwhile, I undid his zipper and slid my hand into his undies to jack him off.

After a while, he turned me on my side, facing away from him so he could slide his cock between my legs. Of course he had to pull his jeans and mine down further.

That's when I saw the poor guy next to us. He looked at me with pleading eyes and I could see his erection. I so wanted to help him out by sucking him off or at least giving him a hand job but I didn't. I suspect that this particular BF would have been okay with it had I asked him, but somehow I thought adding another person might have called too much attention to us. Heh.

During a beach bonfire with a group of friends of my date. Slid my hand into my date's pants and brought her to orgasm. One of her friends realized what was happening and watched the whole thing.

Taken from behind while bent forward on the railing of a bridge overlooking a rushing river in an empty industrial park during a lightning storm.

In a health club hot tub on the other side of a window separating the front desk area from the pool area.

Airport parking lot! Had to have a welcome home orgasm!

On a massage table at the gym. On an outdoor patio at a B&B on a bluff overlooking the Missouri River. Picnic table at a crowded campsite. Gas station bathroom. Barn. Garage of old job.

We had sex on top of some boulders in a national park while hiking. Right after I came in her, a hawk flew right next to us. It must have smelt the sex.

Bent over the hood of a his car in the walmart parking lot.

Got fucked in the ass in the sky tram at the fair

In a store room in church before service

Sorority house kitchen (I swear...this is not a fake, 'dear penthouse' story)

Craziest: Fucked my college girlfriend while she was on the phone with her father.

Runners Up:
In the hot-tub at The Inn at Biltmore while (I'm pretty sure) folks watched from the darkness.

The parking deck at ATL, too many times to count!

Lake Lanier's Naked Cove

In a convertible while sitting in traffic.

Either in a broken down lift or in the sea at a busy public beach.

I share the latter: in shallow water (below shoulders) with swimmers all around us, her thighs around my hips, talking and fucking away ...

You do have an imaginative handle

URGH you ppl with the church stories break my heart, lol I could never do that...

but my hands down favorite would be the Lightning Story one... @bongogal

 

[Isevil1976]

A long time ago when I was in my early 20’s, I was a baggage handler at the airport for an airline and fucked a flight in the cargo hold of a plane while passengers were boarding.

 

[crash197177]

An old girlfriend and I were at a nightclub in downtown Chicago. We were getting a little hot and bothered on the dance floor. So we decided to find a discreet place for a quick bit of fun. We leave the club and walk down by the lakefront. We sneek into a fenced off construction site and find a quiet spot. I pulled up her skirt, yanked off her panties and wasted no time sliding my cock into her. While it was quiet went we started, we soon discovered that we didn't pick as discreet a spot as we thought. We suddenly heard lots of foot traffic and numerous voices. We were having sex 2 feet off of the main walkway along the lake front. The only thing blocking us from sight was a chain link fence, with a Budweiser banner on it. When we discovered just how close we were to a full-on public sex show, it was an incredible turn on.
We were back there the following Saturday night, and couldn't help but notice that the same construction site was much better secured.

 

[Blaze49]

In my ex boyfriend's car in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant.

 

[Stewij]

My ex's parents were pretty well off and had a really nice horse barn (horse chalet?) with a tack room (saddles and horse related stuff). We started getting a little heavy up there and it started with her riding me while I was on a clean horse blanket and it ended up with me fucking her from behind with her leaning over a saddle.

 

[HonkOnBobo]

picnic table while camping one evening

 

[kalens99]

Some rich people's bed that I never met. My gf at the time was housesitting and they never knew that I had been there...

 

[blackstallion21]

A long time ago when I was in my early 20’s, I was a baggage handler at the airport for an airline and fucked a flight in the cargo hold of a plane while passengers were boarding.

An old girlfriend and I were at a nightclub in downtown Chicago. We were getting a little hot and bothered on the dance floor. So we decided to find a discreet place for a quick bit of fun. We leave the club and walk down by the lakefront. We sneek into a fenced off construction site and find a quiet spot. I pulled up her skirt, yanked off her panties and wasted no time sliding my cock into her. While it was quiet went we started, we soon discovered that we didn't pick as discreet a spot as we thought. We suddenly heard lots of foot traffic and numerous voices. We were having sex 2 feet off of the main walkway along the lake front. The only thing blocking us from sight was a chain link fence, with a Budweiser banner on it. When we discovered just how close we were to a full-on public sex show, it was an incredible turn on.
We were back there the following Saturday night, and couldn't help but notice that the same construction site was much better secured.

In my ex boyfriend's car in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant.

My ex's parents were pretty well off and had a really nice horse barn (horse chalet?) with a tack room (saddles and horse related stuff). We started getting a little heavy up there and it started with her riding me while I was on a clean horse blanket and it ended up with me fucking her from behind with her leaning over a saddle.

picnic table while camping one evening

Some rich people's bed that I never met. My gf at the time was housesitting and they never knew that I had been there...

can't even pick a winner for these ones, they are all better places than I've done it...


Here's another one from my books... I was with a girlfriend of over a year who liked the fact that I liked thrills... I was heading to my parents place for a family function and she had made me super horny by talking nonsense... She liked fucking in my car too... (still have this car) and we pulled over about 2 miles from my parents house and went into an alley and I bent her over the back of my Impala and pulled her pants down far enough to slide into her and go to town... This was particularly hot because we were very close to a minor highway and she kept looking at the entrance of the alley because it was broad daylight and she all of the sudden became afraid someone was going to catch us in the middle...

 

[Seth_Gecko]

Does Mexico count?

 

[Devilynme]

That would have to be the bathroom of a bar.

 

[30bandits]

That would have to be the bathroom of a bar.

perfect. I like your style.

 

[sluttyjulia]

At a work site being set up for an event. We were getting tents put up in a ground and i fucked one of the workers inside a tent while others were busy putting up other tents outside.

 

[vibes]

At a work site being set up for an event. We were getting tents put up in a ground and i fucked one of the workers inside a tent while others were busy putting up other tents outside.

There is always someone who gets luckier

 

[TheOtherMeForReal]

Too many to list but the first one that comes to mind right is in the ocean at an adult only resort. The water was relatively calm, we were both naked any way and very horny so I just wrapped my legs around him and the rest is history.

 

[kcanuk]

With a gf in the middle of a movie theater while watching When Harry Met Sally ... Not a whole lot of people in the theater, but they were around us......

 

[blackstallion21]

Love it

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