Craziest Place you've had sex?

[blackstallion21]

Love it Ladies and Gents... Anymore?

 

[suckonsimon]

Another one from me:

A VERY crowded beach, North Sea Coast on England. Very pleasant day until the breeze turned onshore and what a chill! My woman and I had been sunbathing, lying on a picnic blanket, so we changed over to lying on the sand with the picnic blanket on top of us, me spooning to get cosy. Grannies in deck chairs, kids playing, couples chatting all around. So it was s-l-o-w m-o-t-i-o-n all the way! So slow that no way was my woman going to get orgasmic. But I did! Fuck and damn did I enjoy splurging my ropes deep into her honey, knowing that among the crowd around us there must have been a few discerning fuckers who spotted what the gentle movement was all about!

 

[blackstallion21]

@suckonsimon

have you been to the stories page? You should VISIT IT an turn that into a story! That little explanation was hot, imagine that in a full story!?!?

thanks for responding... again

 

[michael2956]

In a tent on a camping trip with another couple who were in their tent right next to ours. They were doing it, too. I've always regretted not trying for a four-way or swap that night.

 

[fire515]

1) sex with a gf in the musty archives in the sub basement of our university library.

2) not actual sex per se, but fingered my wife at the back of a church during a wedding ceremony. She had to grip the pew in front of us so she wouldn't pass out.

 

[blackstallion21]

**Hits the like button!!!***

 

[suckonsimon]

Cheers for the bump blackstallion. Another memory springs to mind.

In our second year of marriage - so 25yos - we were invited to stay over a couple of days with an older couple, near neighbours of ours, who had one of those static caravans so popular in the UK as a 'home from home' by the seaside. This caravan had just the one bedroom at one end, with the living area at the other end converting to sleeping as required. After a lovely afternoon and evening with them they insisted we take their bedroom and they would have the living area. "Young people like you need your privacy" she said.

Well, of course, we got randy once we were naked. I mounted my woman and, first penetration we realised it caused the caravan to just slightly 'see saw'. Heck. I lunged again. 'see saw' followed by a couple of after rocks. Heck! We thought of this couple at the other end of their van and how it would 'lift' there with every plunge of my body onto my sweet woman's pussy. Fuck embarrassing!

Then we thought of what the lady had said. Dammit they WANT us to enjoy our time here and our time in their little bedroom!

So we got that van a rockin!!!

Next morning, lovely breakfast for us, smiles all round, nothing said. Now, THAT is hospitality in my book!

 

[stern_daddy]

Years ago at the wedding reception of my wife’s friend. A woman I had met only a couple hours before, sucked my cock under a table.

 

[suckonsimon]

One time I gave a bj to a guy while he was driving a car really fast on a freeway (we almost crashed when he came in my mouth and he saw I swallowed his load)

In a busy parking structure (also in the car)

Not too crazy I guess..

Crazy enough, Girl!
... um ... do you hitch lifts?

 

[Hypoxia]

I'd say, in the Oval Office, but who would believe me?

 

[blackstallion21]

for the bump...

No thank you for responding... any others?

 

[Massacre]

Church baptism tub.

 

[John Blackhawk]

College classroom

 

[rae121452]

on top of a conference table at work.
on top of the maintenance supervisor's desk at work.
in a maintenance closet at work.
i guess i must be pretty slutty at work.

also, numerous places in a baptist church.

 

[SinCitySadist]

craziest place?

that would be when I got a BJ from a french gal on the Eiffel Tower. Janitor was just finishing up a WC (bathroom), I slipped him a 50 Euro note to let us in and keep it closed for another 10 minutes

 

[lordfarquat]

BJs in the car are always fun. In terms of sex, these have been some of my favorite:
Several times in the WC on international flights
On an island in the middle of a public paddle boat lake
On a park bench in the middle of a public hiking trail

 

[Adrraiya]

Glass elevator in the mall...... late 80s when malls were huge and busy

 

[Adrraiya]

Well... this was a long, long time ago, mind you. When I was a lot more flexible as well as quite a bit stronger.

She and I both lived with our parents, and being broke college students didn't have any place to go. So, we would go to a certain park.

Now, normally, we would stay in the car as there was a little, lesser known parking lot tucked away that couldn't really be seen from the major roads on either side and, more often than not, the local keystone gestapo didn't actually go in it on their hourly drive-by. (And that was difficult enough working in a compact car with bucket seats and a gearshift!)

But, this one time, and I don't remember why or just which of us thought it was a good idea, we got out and went over to this great big tree.

I climbed up to the lowest branch, high enough I did actually have to climb, and pulled her up with me. We sat there for a bit, just enjoying the night and being young and together and in ... well, maybe not love, but close enough to satisfy us at the time.

One thing led to another and soon enough I was lying back along the branch as she straddled me. My pants around my knees. Hers, balled up beneath my head.

I don't remember just quite how, but somehow we shifted and moved just wrong so that we started to fall. Probably we wouldn't have been hurt if I'd just let us, but you never know. So, I managed to catch that branch and hung on. She grabbed onto my neck with both arms, but wasn't strong enough to stop that last hard plunge at the end. Not enough to seriously injure. But enough we both damn sure felt it.

It was a couple of weeks before we did anything else. Too sore. And I categorically refused to go near that tree again. But, she swore that was the best orgasm of her life... right before she passed out. And left me to face the cop that rolled up and spotlighted us just then.

So, TLDR; swinging from a tree in a public park had to be the craziest.

What an incredible adventure

 

[Curi0usKitt3n]

Against a fence behind a dumpster. Very romantic. Tequila leads to bad (but still fun) decisions.

 

[lordfarquat]

Against a fence behind a dumpster. Very romantic. Tequila leads to bad (but still fun) decisions.

Whisky is my love/hate relationship.

 

[Jada59]

Went to a Pink Floyd and Aerosmith laser light show. BF at the time insisted we go early to get a good spot. I had never been to one before. This venue had seats and the theater was round but there was a huge carpeted floor and that's where we were. Right in the middle of it reclining on our backs.

The floor where we were was pretty dark, despite all the brightly colored lights going off all around us. I had on some jeans and a button front black, gauze blouse. He unbuttoned my blouse, yanked up my bra, fully exposing my breasts and began playing with them and sucking them. Eventually he slid down my zipper and put his hand in my panties.

Meanwhile, I undid his zipper and slid my hand into his undies to jack him off.

After a while, he turned me on my side, facing away from him so he could slide his cock between my legs. Of course he had to pull his jeans and mine down further.

That's when I saw the poor guy next to us. He looked at me with pleading eyes and I could see his erection. I so wanted to help him out by sucking him off or at least giving him a hand job but I didn't. I suspect that this particular BF would have been okay with it had I asked him, but somehow I thought adding another person might have called too much attention to us. Heh.

 

[Trvlingman]

During a beach bonfire with a group of friends of my date. Slid my hand into my date's pants and brought her to orgasm. One of her friends realized what was happening and watched the whole thing.

 

[BongoGal]

Taken from behind while bent forward on the railing of a bridge overlooking a rushing river in an empty industrial park during a lightning storm.

 

[bobb_sledd]

In a health club hot tub on the other side of a window separating the front desk area from the pool area.

 

[blueeyedgirl69]

Airport parking lot! Had to have a welcome home orgasm!