"Cruising the strip" at Lit

[M's girl]

Oh, OK, about the PM's.... At first I had the feature switched off, because I was 'afraid' I would get all these random, stupid PM's, just because I'm a woman. Then I got to 'know' a few people I really liked to have contact with outside the board and opened the PM feature and added a sig-line. It seems to work. The few PM's I did receive are probably what you described first.. from people with less than 10 posts who, I think, just send out PM's to EVERYONE to see who replies. If I don't get a PM from someone I know a little better through the board first I will probably not be interested. Also, I like compliments, of course... who doesn't, but I'm not here for contacts based on sex (well... that sounds a bit funny on a porn board, but you probably know what I mean).

 

[midwestyankee]

well, my wife's are a few cup sizes larger than me, and I don't have any of my own lingerie, so I suppose I'll look my best sans lingerie.

I don't suppose you'd be willing to share a pic of the wife, now would you?

 

[silverwhisper]

for a second, i misread that comment and thought it said "don't suppose you'd be willing to share your wife".

yeah, i know, i know...

[trout-smacks self]

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[midwestyankee]

I don't have any...compromising pics of my wife. When it comes to nudity, my wife is as modest as they get. On the other hand, I have no modesty whatsoever.

Anyway, pics of my wife, with or without clothes, will not be shared here.

Well, ya can't blame a guy for trying. 'Cause if hers are a couple of cup sizes bigger than yours, sharing would be a gift to the world, if you know what I mean.

 

[bobsgirl]

I don't know if a fat one would fit. The space between (does it have a name?) doesn't seem very big.

Cleavage, sweet thang, cleavage.

I, on the other hand, seem to have a roomier cleavage, thus allowing KD to, uh, shoot her load comfortably. Just trying to help.

 

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[bobsgirl]

Ah yes, cleavage. Why didn't I think of that....since I think of cleavage all the time anyway.

Do you think it's possible KD might get squashed in your cleavage?

Nah, I bet KD's big fat dick can take the pressure. 11 inches, right? (This is Lit, after all. )

 

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[KarenDee]

That's a good point. I think my tits are blocking the blood from getting to my brain.

Isn't that what happens when a guy jacks off...the blood goes to the wrong head?

 

[silverwhisper]

forget what you learned in sex ed: it all just stays there, 24/7. :>

ed

 

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[TBKahuna123]

I don't have any...compromising pics of my wife. When it comes to nudity, my wife is as modest as they get. On the other hand, I have no modesty whatsoever.

Anyway, pics of my wife, with or without clothes, will not be shared here.

Wait, you mean that old Av wasn't a picture of your wife? And here I was thinking you had married way over your head!

 

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[Munachi]

I agree. From everything I've read in this thread, if you show your tits in your av you will likely increase the number of intriguing PMs that you receive.

now you say it i suddenly realize, that i didn't get any random pms here anymore since i got my ass out of my av. i guess it is not going back there then.

 

[bobsgirl]

... On the other hand, I have no modesty whatsoever.

So there's hope we might get a peek at your cleavage?

 

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[SaraClarisse]

"Cruising the strip" is a good phrase for it.

I used to get PMs shortly after logging in, but then I changed the "married" in my profile to "happily married" and they stopped for the most part.

If it looks like an unknown PMer is actually responding to one of my posts, I'll give them the time of day and PM back. I don't want to be a snob. But usually it's just a little trick on their part to "get in the door." They don't want to discuss ideas; they want a little text-sex.

 

[M's girl]

If it looks like an unknown PMer is actually responding to one of my posts, I'll give them the time of day and PM back. I don't want to be a snob. But usually it's just a little trick on their part to "get in the door." They don't want to discuss ideas; they want a little text-sex.

my sig-line helps

There are some dumb-asses who do not seem to understand english very well and try it anyway. That's what the "ignore" mode was invented for...