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WickedEve said:
I thought everyone knew that old upchuck line. Maybe just us old people. :rolleyes: Speaking of old, my kid keeps saying very loudly in the store, "Let me help you push the cart mommy since you're an old lady." "Hey old lady, why don't you ever bake cookies? I'll teach you how since you're an old lady." This from a 6 year-old!

They only get more sophisticated in their snottiness. Just so you know.
 
um ...cookie baking

Angeline said:
They only get more sophisticated in their snottiness. Just so you know.


don't even go there...tis a long story...of cooke baking morphic sheep existing in non nonlinear time space of horrific space age bull shit gwb brainwashing...I shall not bake fucking cookies...forever amen...
 
WickedEve said:
I thought everyone knew that old upchuck line. Maybe just us old people. :rolleyes: Speaking of old, my kid keeps saying very loudly in the store, "Let me help you push the cart mommy since you're an old lady." "Hey old lady, why don't you ever bake cookies? I'll teach you how since you're an old lady." This from a 6 year-old!


I like your kid immensely
 
bluerains said:
don't even go there...tis a long story...of cooke baking morphic sheep existing in non nonlinear time space of horrific space age bull shit gwb brainwashing...I shall not bake fucking cookies...forever amen...

I like brownies. :D
 
CharleyH said:
LOL - Ok, Ang, I was laughing at Eve's posts so much that I did not get further ...ROFLOL

Oh, he's a scarily clever monkey, he is.

Well, or I'm so sophmoric that I really appreciate his humor...but at least you're right there with me. :D
 
Angeline said:
Oh, he's a scarily clever monkey, he is.

Well, or I'm so sophmoric that I really appreciate his humor...but at least you're right there with me. :D

that's the youngest thing I have ever been called! SWOON. :)
 
ok ok....

Angeline said:
I like brownies. :D

ange ...U know I really dig your stuff and and,, I admire your taste...but...brownie baking cookie making sheep shit shape shifting morphic chocolate...too many carbs for me... :D
 
Tathagata said:
I like your kid immensely
I just got home with my brat. Her sister is with my mom, and I get the little devil. I called her little devil and she came back with, "Oh yeah, well devil you!" She's six. Six!
 
bluerains said:
ange ...U know I really dig your stuff and and,, I admire your taste...but...brownie baking cookie making sheep shit shape shifting morphic chocolate...too many carbs for me... :D

I actually love baking--I find it relaxing.

At the moment though I'm eating Wheat Thins dipped in peanut butter. How gross is that? lol.

:D
 
now your talkin

Angeline said:
I actually love baking--I find it relaxing.

At the moment though I'm eating Wheat Thins dipped in peanut butter. How gross is that? lol.

:D

cheese and crackers ...peanut butter on anything.. now thats livin...oh yea... :)
 
bluerains said:
cheese and crackers ...peanut butter on anything.. now thats livin...oh yea... :)

It is not possible to live with eagleyez and avoid peanut butter. The boy is addicted to it. I blame him for this binge. :D
 
now thats a

Angeline said:
It is not possible to live with eagleyez and avoid peanut butter. The boy is addicted to it. I blame him for this binge. :D

a guy after me own heart...a peanut lover...do you think we are like bennie and joon...
or perhaps joe black...what is it about peanut butter and the eclectic...qp does all the cooking ...I make sandwiches... :D
 
bluerains said:
a guy after me own heart...a peanut lover...do you think we are like bennie and joon...
or perhaps joe black...what is it about peanut butter and the eclectic...qp does all the cooking ...I make sandwiches... :D

Yeah, well he'll eat peanut butter on broccoli. That's beyond my foodie eccentricity.

He is an excellent cook though and he loves to do it. And he has lots of great cds and plays jazz on his 12-string. And he writes poems.

He can have all the broccoli with peanut butter he wants. :D

:rose:
 
Angeline said:
We'll be Juvenal...juvenile. ;)

LOL - I am all for Rome and their antiquitous ways, but isn't that a bit anti-Lit?


As someone must have said to you once: PERV!
 
CharleyH said:
LOL - I am all for Rome and their antiquitous ways, but isn't that a bit anti-Lit?


As someone must have said to you once: PERV!

I prefer "free spirited." :p
 
Angeline said:
I prefer "free spirited." :p

LOL - Just as loose as the old Romans. :D You are sure that's free-spirit and not polyamorous, bi-morpheous, or urbanfuckitus?
 
WickedEve said:
I'm trying to decide whether or not to move this thread. Tell me, is that a poem you wrote, a greeting, nothing? Oh well, let's say it's a poem so the other poets can come in here and hijack your thread with poetry. :)


The sudden shadow across
the kitchen window startled
the woman filling the sink for
the morning's dishes.

"Jack! Jack!
Where are you?
Damn lazy, stupid,
good-for-not-much
lay-about."

She stormed to the room,
then dashed away from
unslept bed into the yard,
finding the footsteps and
broken bits of leaf
and vine.

"Jack! Jack!
Where are you?
Come back here!"

Dropping onto nearby stump
and wiping eyes with
apron's edge, she shakes her
head and draws St Chris from
beneath her blouse.

"Jack--oh, Jack--
Please be safe!"
 
Jennifer C said:
Can we hijack this thread now, lol... :D


It took you until post #11 to think on doing that? Hmm, seems like we're all slipping just a bit.

Oh, I know, y'all were just really busy writing new poems and stuff, right?

:cool:
 
Angeline said:
I like it. Let's both be sophmoric. I think it's like "coed." :catroar:


Mmm...coed...
<pausing in reading and posting to picture Angeline and Charley H in college coed get-ups>
<sighing>


:cool:
 
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