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[Remec]

ange ...U know I really dig your stuff and and,, I admire your taste...but...brownie baking cookie making sheep shit shape shifting morphic chocolate...too many carbs for me...

We could use the whole wheat flour (more fiber) and Splenda-based recipes? Maybe? And cut the brownies in smaller pieces?

Oooh, and dip them in low-carb whipped topping or cover them in ReddiWhip?

 

[Tathagata]

I just got home with my brat. Her sister is with my mom, and I get the little devil. I called her little devil and she came back with, "Oh yeah, well devil you!" She's six. Six!

I guess she told you!!

I sing to Alec
( to the tune of Copacobanna )

Me: His name is Alec
Alec: (yells)NO
Me: He is a ( insert name of the moment here) sleepy boy
Alec : NO , am no a sweepy boy timmy

this goes on all day long

 

[Remec]

We'll be Juvenal...juvenile.

And deliquent? <crossing fingers><eyes slightly widening at the prospect>

 

[Angeline]

The sudden shadow across
the kitchen window startled
the woman filling the sink for
the morning's dishes.

"Jack! Jack!
Where are you?
Damn lazy, stupid,
good-for-not-much
lay-about."

She stormed to the room,
then dashed away from
unslept bed into the yard,
finding the footsteps and
broken bits of leaf
and vine.

"Jack! Jack!
Where are you?
Come back here!"

Dropping onto nearby stump
and wiping eyes with
apron's edge, she shakes her
head and draws St Chris from
beneath her blouse.

"Jack--oh, Jack--
Please be safe!"

He threw the beans
out the window, undid
the knot of her hair
whispered Here be giants.
Wishes in the sky wait there.
He kissed her eyes and she
climbed all his limbs, shook
every fragile leaf from his branches
where they lay blanketed
in morning's yellow apron.

Later
golden eggs
and orange juice.

 

[champagne1982]

<snip>Here be giants.
Wishes in the sky wait there.
He kissed her eyes and she
climbed all his limbs</snip>

I like my boys big, too, Ang but I won't go so far as to call 'em giants

 

[Angeline]

I like my boys big, too, Ang but I won't go so far as to call 'em giants

I'll have another cup of coffee and lose the hyperbole.

 

[Jennifer C]

Damn I missed the hijack, lol...