D/s Humour

[pierced_boy]

More Humor Here

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[Sex & Diamonds]

Re: More Humor Here

I came across this site while reading today

some gentle smiles for me

http://domsubfriends.com/voyeur/articles/2000-12/humor.shtml

H

Thank you very much for that pierced_boy.

Brought a smile to my face.

And some christmas idea's

 

[AnonymousSlave]

Humor



http://www.adarkwhisper.com/humor.html

For some people that i've sent this link to, it doesn't work. For me it works fine. If if works for you, check out the orgasm.

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

Re: Humor

http://www.adarkwhisper.com/humor.html

For some people that i've sent this link to, it doesn't work. For me it works fine. If if works for you, check out the orgasm.

Link worked fine for me

and I might add....hahahahahahaha


the orgasm was soooo funny

Thanks for sharing it !

 

[DRxBlue]

i'm awfully glad you sent that AnonymousSlave

Being a complete novice in BDSM, i've given a lot of thought as to which direction i wanted to explore.

i think you just made my choice a good deal simpler.<LOL>

 

[KestralWolfe]

http://www.frugaldomme.com

Just in case there's anyone out there who hadn't seen this site...go to her humor page......dear, and holy gods, this is funny stuff

Kes

 

[lovetoread]

Loved that site.

My favorite joke,and just cause it fits me means nothing...

Redneck Subs

If you have ever gone to a play party in curlers and a kerchief, you just might be a redneck sub.

If you count your spankings "1...2...3...the next number...the next number...the next number...", you just might be a redneck sub.

If your safeword is "cut it out or I'm tellin' Ma", you might just be redneck sub.

If you know what your Mistress expects from you by the way she belches, you just might be a redneck sub.

If your master tells you to fix him a steak, and you start by loading the shotgun, you just might be a redneck sub.

If fulfilling your master's every whim means picking up a 12-pack and changing the TV channels for him, you might just be a redneck sub.

If you have ever been bound and gagged in the bed of a rusty pick up truck, you just might be a redneck sub.

If you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a pair of pink flamigos, you just might be a redneck sub.

If you have ever had to use your safeword in order to spit tobacco juice, you just might be a redneck sub.

If you have ever used nipple clamps in order to remove tics from master's huntin' dogs, you just might be a redneck sub.

 

[AnonymousSlave]

A wasted day is one during which you did not laugh. (read that somewhere)


i had been to that site before but didn't venture much, got what i was looking for and left.

Thanks oodles for directing me back there. This time i'll peruse a while, well once i stop laughing.
The "Fifteen Rules I Learned the Hard Way" and "A Submissive's Black Board Lesson" had me absolutely rolling!

But i think there was a 'Rule' missing.
'Always go pee before you begin.'

 

[deliciously_naughty]

Ohmigod I'm going to die of laughter

 

[KestralWolfe]

*grinz* Glad I posted Frugal Domme, then! Here's another one, by a friend of mine from yahoo. The rest of Worthy's site is Ds, but the "Schmuck Tribute is just funny.

Online Lesbian D/s (Schmuck Tribte)


Ok, lesbian, and "other" humor here, no Ds, but funny nonetheless.

Dyke's World (just follow drop-down menu to Humor)

 

[cymbidia]

Older humor you may not have seen...

Here are excerpts from D/s For Dumbells by Dork E. Dom (http://www.dorkedom.com/dumb.html#Candy)

Pretty funny stuff!

 

[KestralWolfe]

Ty for posting that site, I had forgotten the url, and was wanting to send it to someone.....it's almost piss-your-pants-funny


Kes

 

[AnonymousSlave]

tinkle... tinkle

Ty for posting that site, I had forgotten the url, and was wanting to send it to someone.....it's almost piss-your-pants-funny
Kes

See!! That's exactly why you should always go pee before you start.

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

I sure could use a good laugh.

Having a rough day today.


Anyone?

 

[Ebonyfire]

I sure could use a good laugh.

Having a rough day today.


Anyone?

I do not know any D/s related jokes, but I am up for them.

I am having a second bad week in a row. Mostly work related. Last week was not so good either, and I have my doubts about next week.

I will not complain, cause times are hard and I have a job.

 

[navarre]

I do not know any D/s related jokes, but I am up for them.

I am having a second bad week in a row. Mostly work related. Last week was not so good either, and I have my doubts about next week.

I will not complain, cause times are hard and I have a job.

I could use some humor too.
I'm having the same kind of weeks at work.
And yes, Miss Ebony, those of us working are indeed fortunate.

 

[NemoAlia]

Well, it's not much, but it's all that I have. A pun:

In the Anal Sex thread, LadyGwenhevare was kind enough to disseminate her anal tract.

 

[NemoAlia]

Sigh. Nobody thought my pun was funny. *sniff*

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

awwwww NemoAlia

it made me kinda smile !




Thankyou.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Sigh. Nobody thought my pun was funny. *sniff*

I thought it was witty!

 

[Brekke]

I thought these were funny and maybe someone else could use a good laugh too.

 

[Ebonyfire]

I thought these were funny and maybe someone else could use a good laugh too.

Oh yes, it was very welcome! Thanks!

 

[Ebonyfire]

*Bump*

In the interest of lightening up...

 

[catalina_francisco]

not really a joke but still funny to read.

http://english.pravda.ru/fun/2002/06/28/31363.html

Francisco.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

2003 Man of the Year