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Lauren Hynde
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It's cute, but I don't know...
It's so full of clichés it seams like it's going to burst without notice. That's not necessarely a bad thing though, I'm just not a good mood tonight.
(Can I spin the poem tomorrow, can I, can I? I promise not to break it this time)
It's so full of clichés it seams like it's going to burst without notice. That's not necessarely a bad thing though, I'm just not a good mood tonight.
(Can I spin the poem tomorrow, can I, can I? I promise not to break it this time)
Lauren Hynde
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Yay! I get to spin the poem!!! 
OK, here goes... *keeping my fingers crossed*
Untitled
by Shhh©
You were the last woman I loved
already it seems so long ago
perhaps it was long ago
perhaps it never was
I try to recall what it was I loved
about you but the taste is always
bitter, choked and fearful...
your memories are cruel
You were the last woman I loved.
There you go! It stumbles, yes. But at least it's not in German.
OK, here goes... *keeping my fingers crossed*
Untitled
by Shhh©
You were the last woman I loved
already it seems so long ago
perhaps it was long ago
perhaps it never was
I try to recall what it was I loved
about you but the taste is always
bitter, choked and fearful...
your memories are cruel
You were the last woman I loved.
There you go! It stumbles, yes. But at least it's not in German.
WickedEve
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Lauren got to spin a poem! Is it out of your system, yet? lol
Okay, I spun and got some ass!
Anal Treasures
by SexplorN ©
Tight little pucker
ring of tan,
wants to be opened
if it can.
Juice me up
probe me lightly
fingers deep
grasped tightly.
Relaxation comes,
pain and pleasure
ready for the
special treasure.
Fingers move
your cock comes in
the sphincter's ready
to stretch again.
Passion brewing
no holding back
desires unfold
in the anal attack.
The passage small
a tight, smooth fit
fingers playing
distract my clit.
It won't take long
stroking long and deep,
orgasm strong,
the cum will seep.
A good ass fucking
can't be beat,
the cum explodes
deep in my seat.
Notice that it's "anal attack" and "a good ass fucking." No one ever writes about soft gentle butt sex. Is there such a thing? Are asses made to be pounded, pummeled, and pulverized?
Okay, I spun and got some ass!
Anal Treasures
by SexplorN ©
Tight little pucker
ring of tan,
wants to be opened
if it can.
Juice me up
probe me lightly
fingers deep
grasped tightly.
Relaxation comes,
pain and pleasure
ready for the
special treasure.
Fingers move
your cock comes in
the sphincter's ready
to stretch again.
Passion brewing
no holding back
desires unfold
in the anal attack.
The passage small
a tight, smooth fit
fingers playing
distract my clit.
It won't take long
stroking long and deep,
orgasm strong,
the cum will seep.
A good ass fucking
can't be beat,
the cum explodes
deep in my seat.
Notice that it's "anal attack" and "a good ass fucking." No one ever writes about soft gentle butt sex. Is there such a thing? Are asses made to be pounded, pummeled, and pulverized?
Meanderingpoet
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Ass!
Wow. That's a lot of ass. I was reading the poem while I was on the phone with my mom, and had to make something up to explain why I was laughing so hard when I *came* across the "anal attack" line. That just sounds so unsexy, most of the poem sounded pretty sexy. I don't think anal sex is meant to be gentle or kind, in every experience I've ever had, it's a violation of some sort. Fast, or slow, there is still a cock in the ass. Heh.
Wow. That's a lot of ass. I was reading the poem while I was on the phone with my mom, and had to make something up to explain why I was laughing so hard when I *came* across the "anal attack" line. That just sounds so unsexy, most of the poem sounded pretty sexy. I don't think anal sex is meant to be gentle or kind, in every experience I've ever had, it's a violation of some sort.
Fast, or slow, there is still a cock in the ass. Heh.
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Eve said:
It's those ass abusers who make it difficult for the rest of us to convince women to do it. They refuse to believe we'll be gentle because some fool rammed an unlubed dick up an unprepared asshole. The poor thing is traumatized by such shocking treatment and its owner refuses to allow her pauvre, pauvre pooter to be pummeled again.
And it's not a violation, it's accepting the gift of trust.
Me? I don't trust anyone that much. LOL
k-dog
It's those ass abusers who make it difficult for the rest of us to convince women to do it. They refuse to believe we'll be gentle because some fool rammed an unlubed dick up an unprepared asshole. The poor thing is traumatized by such shocking treatment and its owner refuses to allow her pauvre, pauvre pooter to be pummeled again.
And it's not a violation, it's accepting the gift of trust.
Me? I don't trust anyone that much. LOL
k-dog
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I think I'll use "Ass Abuser" for my next anal story title.
I wrote this one a couple of years ago. I Like It Like That! I like anal sex! Though my first experience about 12 years ago left me swearing, "Never Again!" Then I tried again a few years ago and got it right. You can't just poke and pound. Anal sex is an ass art form. If a person doesn't know how to do it right then they shouldn't be allowed to touch an ass. They need to practice. (I'd hate to be the practice ass! )
I wrote this one a couple of years ago. I Like It Like That! I like anal sex! Though my first experience about 12 years ago left me swearing, "Never Again!" Then I tried again a few years ago and got it right. You can't just poke and pound. Anal sex is an ass art form. If a person doesn't know how to do it right then they shouldn't be allowed to touch an ass. They need to practice. (I'd hate to be the practice ass!
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So it doesn't turn into the "How to" forum.
Angie saves the world (for buttsex)
I didn't think it was a sin
still I never thought to put it in
but Angela's ass was made for fun
she taught me how the thing was done
Easy does it, lots of foreplay
ensure you'll get another asslay
Women round the world thank Angie
but most of all thanks from me.
Angie saves the world (for buttsex)
I didn't think it was a sin
still I never thought to put it in
but Angela's ass was made for fun
she taught me how the thing was done
Easy does it, lots of foreplay
ensure you'll get another asslay
Women round the world thank Angie
but most of all thanks from me.
Sweetwood
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* inches or the revenge of the abused ass
get an 8 incher with harness, and try it on the ass abuser!
It works.... watch and learn, and hear him howl.
Don't use lube and wash the dildo prior to use with a degreasing agent. The sound you get using it, is recordworthy!
Sweetmechanic
get an 8 incher with harness, and try it on the ass abuser!
It works.... watch and learn, and hear him howl.
Don't use lube and wash the dildo prior to use with a degreasing agent. The sound you get using it, is recordworthy!
Sweetmechanic
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Been there done that, and I'm 100% with Eve. To have a go with my B-Hynde you must be Xtra-gentle. Do it right and it's a wonderful thing. OK, enough butt talk. I'm spining the poem again! What, I won't break it!
Ode to Shelly
by LastPaladin©
I know I can't
fix the past
But I tell you girl
I'll never forget your ass
My love will Always
be there to answer your call
People don't last 4ever
But my love will Thats All
It's about time
we've not fucked for so loonngg
You know I miss your pussy
And I hope you miss my schlong
We can get together
nasty, naked, sweaty,just us 2
You doing freaky things to me
Me submittin' wholly to you
Tell me when
Tell me how
demand anything
Just fuck me know!
ROTFLMAO!
Well, that sure was fun...
Ode to Shelly
by LastPaladin©
I know I can't
fix the past
But I tell you girl
I'll never forget your ass
My love will Always
be there to answer your call
People don't last 4ever
But my love will Thats All
It's about time
we've not fucked for so loonngg
You know I miss your pussy
And I hope you miss my schlong
We can get together
nasty, naked, sweaty,just us 2
You doing freaky things to me
Me submittin' wholly to you
Tell me when
Tell me how
demand anything
Just fuck me know!
ROTFLMAO!
Well, that sure was fun...
Meanderingpoet
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I was left in tears by how romantic, sensitive and sweet this poem was. The first stanza gave me chills. I can almost wish I was that girl, with the ass that will not be forgotten. All sarcasm aside, it's a fun little poem. I hope the writer let the girl see it when they finished. I know it got my heart pounding.
WickedEve
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Lauren, Meanderingpoet, Karmadog, you're all Insensitive! Inconsiderate! In... uh... In... In-trouble! lol
Haven't any of you ever experienced the tragedy of missing a pussy or schlong?
I think there's a place for poetry like this. We all know it's fun to read. We all like to be entertained. And this was entertaining.
Haven't any of you ever experienced the tragedy of missing a pussy or schlong?
I think there's a place for poetry like this. We all know it's fun to read. We all like to be entertained. And this was entertaining.
Lauren Hynde
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Eve! I'm appalled! Are you suggesting we don't appreciate the healing power of a light witty poem?
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I'm suggesting that you poets have not missed pussy or schlong enough to write an ode to it!Lauren.Hynde said:Eve! I'm appalled! Are you suggesting we don't appreciate the healing power of a light witty poem?
Ode to a Missing Schlong
What a beautiful thick schlong.
Oh, where can you be ding dong?
Once you would hang around.
So happy for me to go down.
But now you are far, far away.
Hope to bump into you some day.
Now wasn't that beautiful? Doesn't it make you want to reach out and touch something?
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Lauren Hynde
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That's the most beautiful thing I ever read. Reminds me of that old Monty Python song:
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
I cry every time I hear that...
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
I cry every time I hear that...
JUDO
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Upon Midnight's Dong
Last night I dreamed of snakes
Out their holes, they squirmed towards me.
And in sleep, I fled from them,
My pumps wobbling furiously.
They hissed and caught my feet,
Then spiraled past my knees.
I screamed until a big one climbed
In my mouth, a very tight squeeze.
Another pushed its head into
My pussy now wet with goo
And his brother found the nether
And made his home in there, too.
They squirmed and squiggled
They rhymed and wriggled
'Til my body shook out of its shell.
I awoke still quaking,
But this day I'm taking
To sleep and flee pell mell.
Last night I dreamed of snakes
Out their holes, they squirmed towards me.
And in sleep, I fled from them,
My pumps wobbling furiously.
They hissed and caught my feet,
Then spiraled past my knees.
I screamed until a big one climbed
In my mouth, a very tight squeeze.
Another pushed its head into
My pussy now wet with goo
And his brother found the nether
And made his home in there, too.
They squirmed and squiggled
They rhymed and wriggled
'Til my body shook out of its shell.
I awoke still quaking,
But this day I'm taking
To sleep and flee pell mell.
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