Lauren Hynde
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Mmmm
Aren't those dreams the best ever?
Aren't those dreams the best ever?
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Judo, that's much, much better than my poem about bumping into the missing schlong! lolJUDO said:Upon Midnight's Dong
Last night I dreamed of snakes
Out their holes, they squirmed towards me.
And in sleep, I fled from them,
My pumps wobbling furiously.
They hissed and caught my feet,
Then spiraled past my knees.
I screamed until a big one climbed
In my mouth, a very tight squeeze.
Another pushed its head into
My pussy now wet with goo
And his brother found the nether
And made his home in there, too.
They squirmed and squiggled
They rhymed and wriggled
'Til my body shook out of its shell.
I awoke still quaking,
But this day I'm taking
To sleep and flee pell mell.
Now you're talking, you nasty dog!karmadog said:Yo bitch!
I'll swim in your swamp if you'll chin-up on my shlong.
Stop bitchin' girl, or I'll call it the bi-annual poetry spinner pick! lolOriginally posted by Lauren.Hynde How can you call this the "Daily Poetry Spinner Pick!" if you don't spin it everyday?
Geeez
lickmyboot said:Had to vote on that one!
Hmmm....this is a little like random book fortune telling where you ask your self a question, take any book from the shelf, open to a random page and point. Therein lies the wisdom to your question. This is particularily fun with a well thumbed copy of the Karma Sutra. Here's my spin today: