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if I stand here with my hands in my pockets , staring at the ground, kicking rocks and pouting will you change your mind?Sorry babe. Girls only!
I heard they were filming a new season of freaks and oddities. Its your moment to shine, cover yourself in ketchup and smileSo I went around the house and found nanny cams in every room. Turns out the whole neighborhood and my family want to be watching me all the time. This is totally true and really happened.
No pouting. I'm a sucker for pouting.if I stand here with my hands in my pockets , staring at the ground, kicking rocks and pouting will you change your mind?
You had to make it weirdI heard they were filming a new season of freaks and oddities. Its your moment to shine, cover yourself in ketchup and smile
lol well yeah.. did you expect less?You had to make it weird
I know how you can make it up to me now.You had to make it weird
Im out of ketchupI know how you can make it up to me now.
What's your address?Im out of ketchup
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NWWhat's your address?
figured you would be bunkin' with uncle touchy1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20036
I'll bunk with himfigured you would be bunkin' with uncle touchy
lmao weirdoI'll bunk with him
He's no Obama, but he'll do in a pinch.lmao weirdo
I just threw up in my mouth lolHe's no Obama, but he'll do in a pinch.
You started the walk down that path, deal with the consequences.I just threw up in my mouth lol
all is fair in love and war.. pass the ammoYou started the walk down that path, deal with the consequences.
No thanks, NMK.all is fair in love and war.. pass the ammo
(Jesus. Fucking. Christ )Dear playground forum,
I just have to share … I’m so excited. It finally happened… the Dicktacles are real!!
Ok ok … let me explain. I was tired after work and so I wandered into the local bar. I sat at the bar top and ordered a glass of white wine. Before I could pay, an extremely handsome gentleman offered to buy it for me. I don’t normally get bought drinks by strange sexy men, so I figured.. why not.
Before I knew it, hours had passed while we laughed and chatted and flirted like crazy. I don’t even know how the topic of tentacles came up .. but he mentioned he has a hard time with women because most are so intimidated by his … physique.
Colour me intrigued… I asked him to elaborate and he said he is endowed with not a regular dick … but a swarm of Dicktacles… and they like to pleasure independently … he said it can be a lot for most women to handle.
Well, I am not most women … I told him.
Needless to say we got a room in a hotel nearby and I’ve never felt so exhausted land explored in all my life. But never … never more satisfied. I can never go back to regular dick again.
Rip dick … hello Dicktacles.
(This is 100% a true story, ask @MrsPassion .. I texted her photos)
sounds like there is enough to go around ladies.(Jesus. Fucking. Christ )
But really though. The pictures were shocking, alluring, tantalizing. I was instantly jealous. I’m still waiting for his number CCG!! Sharing is caring!!