WidowedExec2023 wants to discuss MarriedExec2023

[sallysparrow23]

I apologize now to whoever gets the car in the end. The passenger seat leather is a bit cracked, worn and possibly dis-colored. See she really liked blowing me in there and sometimes she would suck so hard the seat fabric would get sucked up my ass. I am sure it wont hurt the trade in value to much.

I about spit my drink at my phone reading this. Damn, that is some serious BJ power.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Hi, everyone.

I’m the husband of the late @marriedexec2023 who is totally who she says she is.

Sad thing… Friday night when she was in the middle of being called out on the forum for fraud, she died in a bar fight for telling some hoebag to back the fuck off. As my wife reached down to remove her Manolo Blahnik to stab that skanky bitch in her eye, she got hit in the face with an imitation Chanel bag and hit her head on the side of the bar, killing her instantly.

But before she passed, she wanted me to let some of you know how much you meant to her.

@crazychemgirl - you were always the sweetest person to me and totally believed all I said.

@Tigobitties98 - you were a rose among thorns.

@Mr_bogey - I loved the stories of your childhood. It must have been amazing living through the Renaissance.

@jason28053 - you believed in me when no one else did.

@morelikeasong - I really liked the pic you posted of the horse yesterday.

@Bry1313 - you are truly a 5/10.

@Indie - truly a faithful friend.

@deefalttwunnyfor - thank you for all the dick pics, even though I never asked.

@Wand3rlust - I like the cleavage in your avatar.

@PlanetaryNebula - your dick drawings were always the best.

MarriedExec leaves behind 3 Bentleys, a vacation home in Cabo and a help staff that will be very sad they don’t get their very specifically made Christmas gift this year.

To all the ladies out there, my dick and I are very lonely now that I’m a widow. Messages of comfort are appreciated.

Sadly Yours,

Widow

Disgusting, disturbing thread that should be removed.

 

[Bry1313]

My name is obviously More. For you to even suggest otherwise is insulting. And yes I’ll have a member of my staff come by to arrange pick up. I’m far too busy doing business in Dubai at the moment.


There are 3 cars. @Bry1313 can have that one

As long as it’s the DB11, I can get it reupholstered.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I about spit my drink at my phone reading this. Damn, that is some serious BJ power.

Never admit to being a spitter, especially here on Lit.

 

[ydahecnot]

Hi, everyone.

I’m the husband of the late @marriedexec2023 who is totally who she says she is.

Sad thing… Friday night when she was in the middle of being called out on the forum for fraud, she died in a bar fight for telling some hoebag to back the fuck off. As my wife reached down to remove her Manolo Blahnik to stab that skanky bitch in her eye, she got hit in the face with an imitation Chanel bag and hit her head on the side of the bar, killing her instantly.

But before she passed, she wanted me to let some of you know how much you meant to her.

@crazychemgirl - you were always the sweetest person to me and totally believed all I said.

@Tigobitties98 - you were a rose among thorns.

@Mr_bogey - I loved the stories of your childhood. It must have been amazing living through the Renaissance.

@jason28053 - you believed in me when no one else did.

@morelikeasong - I really liked the pic you posted of the horse yesterday.

@Bry1313 - you are truly a 5/10.

@Indie - truly a faithful friend.

@deefalttwunnyfor - thank you for all the dick pics, even though I never asked.

@Wand3rlust - I like the cleavage in your avatar.

@PlanetaryNebula - your dick drawings were always the best.

MarriedExec leaves behind 3 Bentleys, a vacation home in Cabo and a help staff that will be very sad they don’t get their very specifically made Christmas gift this year.

To all the ladies out there, my dick and I are very lonely now that I’m a widow. Messages of comfort are appreciated.

Sadly Yours,

Widow

I am a widower too. Let’s commiserate over your late wife’s pics. And how the hell did you survive the beheading?

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

If the house staff is looking for work me, and all of us at NRJ Industries, might be hiring.

 

[Indie]

And how the hell did you survive the beheading?

This ^

 

[jason28053]

I feel like I've missed out on something epic!

You truly did

 

[ydahecnot]

If the house staff is looking for work me, and all of us at NRJ Industries, might be hiring.

Something tells me she didn’t hire babydolls

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Did she really like my dick drawings the best???

 

[jason28053]

She once told me, if she ever died in a bar brawl, that I could have the Bentley with the M monogram. Where can I come to collect? I’ll show you my tits, which you can compare to the ones in my PMs with her to confirm identity

Cool, I have it. I will need to see your tits however.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It was a BEE damnit!!!!

 

[sallysparrow23]

Never admit to being a spitter, especially here on Lit.

No worries, I swallowed it back in time.

 

[Artfan2]

… Friday night when she was in the middle of being called out on the forum for fraud, she died in a bar fight for telling some hoebag to back the fuck off. As my wife reached down to remove her Manolo Blahnik to stab that skanky bitch in her eye, she got hit in the face with an imitation Chanel bag and hit her head on the side of the bar, killing her instantly...

Sadly, this exact same thing happens all too often. Hopefully her AI incarnation will live on.

 

[morelikeasong]

Cool, I have it. I will need to see your tits however.

Oh ok so you must be one of her staff?

 

[jason28053]

Oh ok so you must be one of her staff?

I have the Rod and Staff, they comfort me.

 

[ydahecnot]

Oh ok so you must be one of her staff?

More like one of her staffs, probably

 

[Broken_paladin]

Oh ok so you must be one of her staff?

i think he was just giving her the staff

 

[jason28053]

i think he was just giving her the staff

Something like that

 

[Lord Pmann]

You’re all being very insensitive. A woman with very large breasts is dead here.

 

[Broken_paladin]

You’re all being very insensitive. A woman with very large breasts is dead here.

youre late for the dance P, all this nice guy shit isnt getting you one of the cars or the implants so relax!

 

[Lord Pmann]

youre late for the dance P, all this nice guy shit isnt getting you one of the cars or the implants so relax!

I see. Well let’s get some of them corpse titties out.

 

[Broken_paladin]

I see. Well let’s get some of them corpse titties out.

do implants get stiff when rigor mortis sets in?

 

[Lord Pmann]

do implants get stiff when rigor mortis sets in?

I’ll let you know.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’ll let you know.

So we're adding Necrophilia to your list of deviances?