Dear X,

[Eilan]

Dear FB Frenemy,

Your obsession with my sex life is totes adorbs. Perhaps if you were getting laid more often, you wouldn't be so obsessed with what you thought I was doing with one of our mutual friends.

Your suspicions are correct, BTW, but you won't be hearing it from either of us.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Dear Minishine,

We've come this far, little one, against all the odds we're almost there.

Just hang in there a little bit longer because your big sister is really excited to meet you now - try as we might there's no containing that anymore. She needs to know you now, and so do we.

We can do it... just 4 more.

Love,
Anxious and Awaiting

I have everything crossed for you all. Keep treating yourself gently and kindly.

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear Minishine,

We've come this far, little one, against all the odds we're almost there.

Just hang in there a little bit longer because your big sister is really excited to meet you now - try as we might there's no containing that anymore. She needs to know you now, and so do we.

We can do it... just 4 more.

Love,
Anxious and Awaiting

Yes you can lovely, and littlest lovely.

 

[RickTango]

Dear Minishine,

We've come this far, little one, against all the odds we're almost there.

Just hang in there a little bit longer because your big sister is really excited to meet you now - try as we might there's no containing that anymore. She needs to know you now, and so do we.

We can do it... just 4 more.

Love,
Anxious and Awaiting

dear RainX, Very excited for Minishine, he(? ) will have the best mom ever waiting for him.
Be well Rainy

 

[SweetSam42]

Dear Cancer,

You're an asshole.

Signed,
Not Amused

 

[Miles Long]

Dear Minxy,

Suit pic will be up later than usual today, but it will get posted.

Miles

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear Miles,

Boo! but then Yay! You have us spoiled and no one to blame but yourself. Yay to being spoiled!

trying to wait patiently,
Minxy

 

[DarkBee]

Dear Ex,

it's been over 1,5 years and we're still colleagues, say hi and then continue to ignore me.

Your Ex

 

[NippleMuncher]

Dear X

<sigh>

The station called, the crazy train needs its engineer back!

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear State of Pennsylvania,

Why does it always have to be a monumental struggle, especially when I'm working in the guidelines you gave me, and have provided everything you asked for 3 times.
Why don't you people get your mail? I have the distinct feeling you are going to fuck my little family over yet once again.

Eat a big bag of dicks.

sincerely,
Me

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear Babyminx,

How the hell did you get to be an adult? When did that happen?

I'm so proud of you, and the person you've become. I didn't expect to be this sad on such a happy occasion.

Spread your wings tootse, and know I will always be here to catch you if you fall.

Love,
Mom

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear Gentlemen,

When meeting someone for the first time, it is in rather poor taste to blurt out, "I'd like to bone you," even if that is what you are thinking. Your mother would probably not approve.

Sincerely,
Me

PS: To the gentleman who inspired this Dear X, I'm sort of sorry I started laughing hysterically. I have a low hilarity threshold.

 

[NightL]

Dear Gentlemen,

When meeting someone for the first time, it is in rather poor taste to blurt out, "I'd like to bone you," even if that is what you are thinking. Your mother would probably not approve.

Sincerely,
Me

PS: To the gentleman who inspired this Dear X, I'm sort of sorry I started laughing hysterically. I have a low hilarity threshold.

Well that was all a bit garden society naughtiness wasn't it? Of course the mother should be horrified - "You'll never get a root that way you silly silly boy - put a bit of oomph into it - some gusto what what!"

You destroyed him Saucy - he had that line rehearsed and neatly folded in his wallet since age 13.

"bone you" really?!

 

[glynndah]

Dear Gentlemen,

When meeting someone for the first time, it is in rather poor taste to blurt out, "I'd like to bone you," even if that is what you are thinking. Your mother would probably not approve.

Sincerely,
Me

PS: To the gentleman who inspired this Dear X, I'm sort of sorry I started laughing hysterically. I have a low hilarity threshold.

I was approached in a store by two guys who asked me if I knew anything about "boning". I said "sure". I wasn't offended at all.

Of course, we were in a fabric store.

 

[Saucyminx]

You destroyed him Saucy - he had that line rehearsed and neatly folded in his wallet since age 13.

"bone you" really?!

That was my thought--bone is not sexy, and if he is still saying bone, he is not my type.

I was approached in a store by two guys who asked me if I knew anything about "boning". I said "sure". I wasn't offended at all.

Of course, we were in a fabric store.

I had a similar situation in the yarn section of a craft store when my older brother asked a bunch of ladies if they were also hookers. (I think he was making a rug.) I seem to remember them being slightly offended. I wasn't overly offended, but I did laugh my ass off. He was self aware enough to realize that was a big no.

Dear Minishine,

We did it.

Thank God for you.

Your in awe of you Mummy.

So happy for you and mini-shine! He's soooooooo cute.

 

[Emerson40]

Dear Gentlemen,

When meeting someone for the first time, it is in rather poor taste to blurt out, "I'd like to bone you," even if that is what you are thinking. Your mother would probably not approve.

Sincerely,
Me

PS: To the gentleman who inspired this Dear X, I'm sort of sorry I started laughing hysterically. I have a low hilarity threshold.

Dear You,

Does your hilarity threshold accommodate knock-knock jokes, or would a more direct approach be the better course.

Sincerely,

Asking for a Gentleman friend

 

[Yasuo_]

Dear X,

Why are you so damn difficult?

 

[NippleMuncher]

Dear X,

Why are you so damn difficult?

Well, not so hard to figure out, given other posts you've made.

 

[Yasuo_]

Well, not so hard to figure out, given other posts you've made.

This Dear X was completely irrelevant of Lit. =P

 

[NippleMuncher]

Dear X,

Why are you so damn difficult?

This Dear X was completely irrelevant of Lit. =P

Maybe if you gave them a book on Stockholm's Syndrome they'd grow to like you?




Don't kill the messenger . . .

 

[Yasuo_]

Maybe if you gave them a book on Stockholm's Syndrome they'd grow to like you?




Don't kill the messenger . . .

Maybe I should clarify for you...

Dear League of Legends,
Why are you so difficult?

I had a rough game right before posting that Dear X.

 

[imemkay]

Dear X,

I think that you may finally be realizing that you reap what you sow. Then I remember how oblivious you are.

Sincerely,
M

 

[NippleMuncher]

Dear X,

I think that you may finally be realizing that you reap what you sow. Then I remember how oblivious you are.

Sincerely,
M

Flashes of recognition to reality does a sane person make.

 

[CoralRose13]

Dear Bro,

I feel for you, but you're a lunatic and need psychiatric help.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Dear M,

I truly hope you have a wonderful first day tomorrow. I know you're nervous, but I also know that you'll with them over quickly. Can't wait to hear how it went tomorrow evening.