Dear Yeti

[WickedEve]

Is that what you call it ? Be careful, I hear they react unpredictably when vigorously rubbed.

Sammy

 

[tungtied2u]

Sammy

Your boyfriend could use a shave. Nice eyes, though...

 

[Tathagata]

Sammy

is he Scottish?

 

[Angeline]

Sammy

LOL! That's the most serious-looking dog I've ever seen.

 

[WickedEve]

is he Scottish?

He's a poodle/schnauzer, with issues.

 

[WickedEve]

LOL! That's the most serious-looking dog I've ever seen.

You have no idea. He is a neurotic mess. Terrified and suspicious of everything. He was one of twelve pups and they all sold but this puppy. He was... discounted. My cat beat him up and he screamed for over a minute. Horrible screaming. He's still trembling and trying to take another nap. He fits in perfectly with the family. Most of the time, I actually have to poke him to see if he's alive. But he seems healthy--not mentally, though.

 

[Angeline]

You have no idea. He is a neurotic mess. Terrified and suspicious of everything. He was one of twelve pups and they all sold but this puppy. He was... discounted. My cat beat him up and he screamed for over a minute. Horrible screaming. He's still trembling and trying to take another nap. He fits in perfectly with the family. Most of the time, I actually have to poke him to see if he's alive. But he seems healthy--not mentally, though.

I had a cocker spaniel like that. Totally neurotic. But Sammy is mid-sized, right? I have a theory that small dogs are genetically inclined to be neurotic. Shakespeare (not the writer, my beloved enormous great dane-german shepherd mix, who is now in doggie heaven) was totally goofy, but didn't have a neurotic bone in his furry, ever-shedding body.

 

[Noctame]

o.o....yeti?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I have new toys. I went to three adult toy shops last night. We bought one dildo, a clit vibe, a butt plug that I call "no way", two floggers, and a gallon jug of lube that was on clearance. Hopefully, he plans to use all that on himself. Oh, yeah, and I got some glow in the dark panties. They did not glow. And a chocolate penis. I'm living it up.

Just catching up on this thread.

I'm cracking up, so much it's actually making the cats nervous. I think I love you now.

bijou

 

[Angeline]

Just catching up on this thread.

I'm cracking up, so much it's actually making the cats nervous. I think I love you now.

bijou

Eve is very wicked. Lauren is smart. I'm the angel, the sweet one. Except Eve corrupted me in early 2003.

 

[WickedEve]

Eve is very wicked. Lauren is smart. I'm the angel, the sweet one. Except Eve corrupted me in early 2003.

We sound like Charlie's Angels.

 

[champagne1982]

We sound like Charlie's Angels.

Monkey's Angels... really devils, but they're just fallen from heaven, too.

 

[Angeline]

Monkey's Angels... really devils, but they're just fallen from heaven, too.

Monkey's Angels? Crime-fighting, dildo-bearing poet chicks supervised by an absinthe-drinking, poem-writing, tattooed Irish simian? Talk about not ready for prime time.

 

[WickedEve]

Monkey's Angels? Crime-fighting, dildo-bearing poet chicks supervised by an absinthe-drinking, poem-writing, tattooed Irish simian? Talk about not ready for prime time.

It's twice as good as many reality shows. And everyone likes a monkey.

 

[Angeline]

It's twice as good as many reality shows. And everyone likes a monkey.

Ok, but you tell Lauren. You know how she always wants to be in charge.

Oh and should anyone tell the monkey?

 

[WickedEve]

Ok, but you tell Lauren. You know how she always wants to be in charge.

Oh and should anyone tell the monkey?

What's the point of telling a monkey anything?
I want to carry a dildo taser. Maybe the taserdo.

 

[The_Fool]

Eve is very wicked. Lauren is smart. I'm the angel, the sweet one. Except Eve corrupted me in early 2003.

Ange uses her panties to shine her halo. When she wears them, that is..



See if I can get some rumors started here....

 

[Angeline]

Ange uses her panties to shine her halo. When she wears them, that is..



See if I can get some rumors started here....

I'm not the one in my household who always goes commando.



(Anyway Eve told me years ago that my halo had fallen off in the onion dip.)

 

[The_Fool]

I'm not the one in my household who always goes commando.



(Anyway Eve told me years ago that my halo had fallen off in the onion dip.)

That's why the onion dip was so crunchy...

 

[WickedEve]

I'm not the one in my household who always goes commando.



(Anyway Eve told me years ago that my halo had fallen off in the onion dip.)

You still come across as sweet and angelic but you're not. You certainly are not. No way. Nope.

 

[champagne1982]

What's the point of telling a monkey anything?
I want to carry a dildo taser. Maybe the taserdo.

I like the taserdo, feels, uhmmm... electrifying. For a cheaper thrill try the mini dillytaze... it's like a bullet, only more shocking.

 

[WickedEve]

I like the taserdo, feels, uhmmm... electrifying. For a cheaper thrill try the mini dillytaze... it's like a bullet, only more shocking.

I smell a new line of ebay merchandise.

 

[champagne1982]

I smell a new line of ebay merchandise.

cinnamon taserdongs?

 

[WickedEve]

cinnamon taserdongs?

Good god, I love cinnamon! And dongs. I'm thinking $1.99 plus $49.95 S/H

 

[Tzara]

Good god, I love cinnamon! And dongs. I'm thinking $1.99 plus $49.95 S/H

Include an instructional video and you can double that.

Sorry. Marketing suggestion.

Carry on. Cinnamon is good.