WickedEve
save an apple, eat eve
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Sammytungtied2u said:Is that what you call it ? Be careful, I hear they react unpredictably when vigorously rubbed.
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Sammytungtied2u said:Is that what you call it ? Be careful, I hear they react unpredictably when vigorously rubbed.
WickedEve said:Sammy
WickedEve said:Sammy
He's a poodle/schnauzer, with issues.Tathagata said:is he Scottish?
You have no idea. He is a neurotic mess. Terrified and suspicious of everything. He was one of twelve pups and they all sold but this puppy. He was... discounted. My cat beat him up and he screamed for over a minute. Horrible screaming. He's still trembling and trying to take another nap. He fits in perfectly with the family. Most of the time, I actually have to poke him to see if he's alive. But he seems healthy--not mentally, though.Angeline said:LOL! That's the most serious-looking dog I've ever seen.
WickedEve said:You have no idea. He is a neurotic mess. Terrified and suspicious of everything. He was one of twelve pups and they all sold but this puppy. He was... discounted. My cat beat him up and he screamed for over a minute. Horrible screaming. He's still trembling and trying to take another nap. He fits in perfectly with the family. Most of the time, I actually have to poke him to see if he's alive. But he seems healthy--not mentally, though.
WickedEve said:I have new toys. I went to three adult toy shops last night. We bought one dildo, a clit vibe, a butt plug that I call "no way", two floggers, and a gallon jug of lube that was on clearance. Hopefully, he plans to use all that on himself. Oh, yeah, and I got some glow in the dark panties. They did not glow. And a chocolate penis. I'm living it up.
unpredictablebijou said:Just catching up on this thread.
I'm cracking up, so much it's actually making the cats nervous. I think I love you now.
bijou
We sound like Charlie's Angels.Angeline said:Eve is very wicked. Lauren is smart. I'm the angel, the sweet one. Except Eve corrupted me in early 2003.
Monkey's Angels... really devils, but they're just fallen from heaven, too.WickedEve said:We sound like Charlie's Angels.
champagne1982 said:Monkey's Angels... really devils, but they're just fallen from heaven, too.
It's twice as good as many reality shows. And everyone likes a monkey.Angeline said:Monkey's Angels? Crime-fighting, dildo-bearing poet chicks supervised by an absinthe-drinking, poem-writing, tattooed Irish simian? Talk about not ready for prime time.
WickedEve said:It's twice as good as many reality shows. And everyone likes a monkey.
What's the point of telling a monkey anything?Angeline said:Ok, but you tell Lauren. You know how she always wants to be in charge.
Oh and should anyone tell the monkey?
Angeline said:Eve is very wicked. Lauren is smart. I'm the angel, the sweet one. Except Eve corrupted me in early 2003.
The_Fool said:Ange uses her panties to shine her halo. When she wears them, that is..
See if I can get some rumors started here....
Angeline said:I'm not the one in my household who always goes commando.
(Anyway Eve told me years ago that my halo had fallen off in the onion dip.)
You still come across as sweet and angelic but you're not. You certainly are not. No way. Nope.Angeline said:I'm not the one in my household who always goes commando.
(Anyway Eve told me years ago that my halo had fallen off in the onion dip.)
I like the taserdo, feels, uhmmm... electrifying. For a cheaper thrill try the mini dillytaze... it's like a bullet, only more shocking.WickedEve said:What's the point of telling a monkey anything?
I want to carry a dildo taser. Maybe the taserdo.
I smell a new line of ebay merchandise.champagne1982 said:I like the taserdo, feels, uhmmm... electrifying. For a cheaper thrill try the mini dillytaze... it's like a bullet, only more shocking.
cinnamon taserdongs?WickedEve said:I smell a new line of ebay merchandise.
Good god, I love cinnamon! And dongs. I'm thinking $1.99 plus $49.95 S/Hchampagne1982 said:cinnamon taserdongs?
Include an instructional video and you can double that.WickedEve said:Good god, I love cinnamon! And dongs. I'm thinking $1.99 plus $49.95 S/H