Deepest Darkest Secret your spouse/partner doesn't know!!!

[easyoff]

My wife doesn't know one of our male friends frequently texts me to come help him out sexually. He texts I go over and suck his cock, and often times he fucks me.

I had a friend for awhile that I would go over on Saturday mornings and suck him off.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Fuck I don’t know if I can say that on here

 

[easyoff]

I've been letting my friend use me for years, we've settled into a type of relationship where my holes are open to his use. It's a bit deeper than that but that's the general picture

I would love to have a friend like that again. I love to have both holes used.

 

[ycym]

Fuck I don’t know if I can say that on here

You can. You can. We are all trustworthy.

 

[Sunlover102]

Fuck I don’t know if I can say that on here

Go on. I double dare ya

 

[easyoff]

I love it. Basically I'm his sissy bitch. I service his needs as he desires, he's even let his friends share me a few times. I'm meeting him tomorrow, he text a bit ago.
Getting late here tonight, PM tomorrow and we can really chat if you would like.

Time is the problem, it's very early here.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Fuck I don’t know if I can say that on here

We're all friends here ... and whatever you divulge won't go beyond these pages Pretty sure none of us will be shocked by (almost) anything you share with us!

While he’s working away from home, I’m occasionally on here musing and posting a few crumbs of my old creative content. That one day I’d like to write a book about my time as a young camgirl.

You should write that book ... use a pseudonym and password-protect your file as you write it.

 

[BDA73]

I log on to chaterbate to watch cams and enjoy

 

[KeenVoyeur]

LOL - so many adventures! And so, so many videos and photos. It would be like a whole bunch of sexy coffee table books Amazon drivers would dread having to deliver.

You don't need to add the illustrations!
How about writing something for Lit?

 

[ycym]

You don't need to add the illustrations!
How about writing something for Lit?

Oh, she should add them.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Oh, she should add them.

Like Madonna's coffee table book "Sex"? In which case ...

 

[IARainman]

I had to Google this one. Like, I can’t even imagine her young and hot enough to do porn!

I’ll definitely try my hand at literature, though I’d feel quite crippled without the visual aspect. I’m an exhibitionist and anything autobiographical wouldn’t feel right if it didn’t have space for me to pose and strut. (Vain much?)

One of my first personal sex videos was of me fucking backstage at a beauty contest literally three minutes before I’m supposed to come on. You can hear the usher outside calling my name while I’m trying to balance on glittery stilettos with a boy’s beautiful cock hammering me to heaven and back.

Even Privacy.com back in the day wouldn’t let me post it. But it was so hot and spontaneous. My words alone could never do these parts of my life justice.

Did you have to walk full of his cum?

 

[ycym]

I had to Google this one. Like, I can’t even imagine her young and hot enough to do porn!

I’ll definitely try my hand at literature, though I’d feel quite crippled without the visual aspect. I’m an exhibitionist and anything autobiographical wouldn’t feel right if it didn’t have space for me to pose and strut. (Vain much?)

One of my first personal sex videos was of me fucking backstage at a beauty contest literally three minutes before I’m supposed to come on. You can hear the usher outside calling my name while I’m trying to balance on glittery stilettos with a boy’s beautiful cock hammering me to heaven and back.

Even Privacy.com back in the day wouldn’t let me post it. But it was so hot and spontaneous. My words alone could never do these parts of my life justice.

Oh, can we organise a crowd funding? Where can i sign up?

 

[IARainman]

https://vimeo.com/1091511963?share=copy

Which one, red or white?

 

[ycym]

No question about it.

 

[coffeelover5]

https://vimeo.com/1091511963?share=copy

Sexy as fuck! That walk knowing you were filled with cum, feeling it run down your leg

 

[HampshireBoy]

Had a chance to probably fuck my wife’s sister
Glad I didn’t as I know she would have told

Like you, my first wife's sister made it very clear she wanted me to fuck her. I didn't because she was batshit crazy and I knew she'd tell my wife.

 

[ycym]

Wonderfull. ^^

 

[UtilityCurve]

I had to Google this one. Like, I can’t even imagine her young and hot enough to do porn!

So, so young. You can't imagine the effect the music videos (hard to comprehend the ubiquity of the art form today) for "Like a Virgin" and "Like a Prayer" (wow, did the Catholic schoolgirl vibe just get hot in here or is it just me?) and their dresses had on young men of the time, a time when the only reliable source of useful video porn came on VHS.

I just sent you back to Google, didn't I?

 

[UtilityCurve]

What is it with the 80s and insane hair spray?!

She’s really pretty. I see why the boys used to get all hot and bothered.

Just one of the greatest covered-up stories of the 20th Century.



In the early 1970's researchers at UC Irvine made discoveries that led the U.S. government to uncover a plot by reptilian aliens disguised as humans (they moved easily among us, since being strictly herbivores they could pass as "vegans") had infiltrated the fashion and beauty industries here and abroad with a plan to render Earth uninhabitable to many of its species, including humans.



Their fiendish scheme was to cause an exponential increase in the amount of aerosol-propelled beauty products produced containing chlorofluorocarbons (CFC's), chemicals which devastate the planet's ozone layer, resulting in the surface being bathed in high-energy ultraviolet (UV) radiation, one of the most deadly non-ionizing forms. By deliberately championing, praising and in some cases even designing hair styles (particularly among women) agents provocateur popularized, almost to the point of fetishizing, hairdos requiring previously-unthinkable quantities of CFC-containing products, which included hairspray, but also mousse foams and finishing sprays.



The Montreal Protocol, adopted in 1987, was an international agreement that purported to reduce the human manufacturing or use of CFC's to avoid an apocalyptic collapse of the ozone layer before the year 2000. In reality, the protocol was a concord between leaders of the five nations holding permanent seats on the United Nations Security Council on behalf of all humanity and the aliens' terrestrial "shadow government."



In it, the aliens agreed to stop artificially stimulating human demand for outrageous styles “by subterfuge or deception" (looking back on photographs from that era, it is clear that a malign influence was at work, since humanity, particularly males, would never have found the destructive hairstyles attractive without psychological conditioning and perform as dupes, accelerating the adoption of, in essence, torturing women's hair to truly horrifying levels without a heavy hand being applied to society from without). Humanity, for its part, unable to identify or extirpate alien sleeper cells across the globe via the telltale sign of the aliens' unnatural diet. (A thorough cleansing of the world would have required the elimination of all human-resembling creatures subsisting solely on plant-based foodstuffs, a step that while potentially feasible was regarded as likely to expose both the concord, the existence of extraterrestrials among us and their plot. Locally-severe effects of elimination efforts, particularly along the coastlines of the continental United States where the aliens were thought to be concentrated, were expected and rejected.)

 

[UtilityCurve]

The Montreal Protocol has been described as "the most successful international environmental agreement, with universal ratification and a high compliance rate." Indeed, it has arrested and partially reversed the attack on the ozone layer.


But this success, intended to remain hidden for all time, was almost revealed in full measure by the recent emergence of nascent general artificial intelligences (AI’s) using so-called "large language models." These intelligences emoloy vast troves of raw human speech (in written form) to perform what is, fundamentally, the same elementary schooling process human children use to learn, albeit on servers in nondescript data centers rather than low-slung buildings in nice suburbs. However, one of the texts fed into these large language learners was, apparently, an unredacted copy of the Montreal Protocol. Subsequent queries about the Protocol led some models to reveal its full scope. Ironically, it was queries by young children in association with the annual April 22 quasi-holiday "Earth Day" (an apt name under the circumstances) that almost unraveled the cover-up that had succeeded for nearly 40 years.



Protocol monitors, some at the U.S. "Environmental Protection Agency" (it had gone unnoticed that the EPA dated from the time of the initial scientific discoveries in California, a coincidence that should not have been as difficult to raise suspicion of as actually occurred), others in Silicon Valley, swiftly concocted a cover story about AI's sometimes "lying" or "hallucinating," thus discrediting accidental escapes of the truth. This story was widely accepted as reasonable and a complete explanation of the phenomena. Inconvenient facts were instead mischaracterized as "conspiracy theories" or "fever dreams." The cover-up remains ongoing, though there is no doubt that the aliens, having come not in peace but rather with the purpose of ending human civilization, must continue to be monitored for future subversion
.

 

[UtilityCurve]

That many of the most commercially successful media centers are on the U.S. East and West coasts (where, again, the aliens are thought to be strongest in number, based on data mined from grocery store and restaurant sales figures) is a result of the associated media companies employing undercover agents masquerading as so-called "journalists" (or "journos") doing precisely that. In yet another ironic twist, communications among these agents hide in plain sight: Troubling events instigated by suspected aliens are shared via segments on local television broadcast news and "morning shows." These communiques can be readily identified since they are often introduced by a moderator, presenter or "anchor" as reports of "new trends" or "new fashions." It is unlikely that genuine humans would devise such bizarre departures from established ways of doing or wearing things, so it is not particularly hard to spot alien testing of new attack vectors on civilization, though given human creativity (and mental illness), some of these "new trends" are almost certainly harmless frivolity. It requires deep study and discernment to separate the emergent threats from background noise.

In sum, the truth IS out there. We have only to believe in the right things.



Hoo-wee, I am soaked in sweat. Wow, 102°. Fever's coming down finally.

 

[Nowackosplease2]

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

- Billy Madison

 

[ycym]

Two minutes for stage call
https://vimeo.com/1092646125/06c29e9707?share=copy

Time enough.

 

[Cabeza]

I came here to answer the question but this turned into a gloriously bizarre thread and I’m here for it lol