Describe Yourself Physically

[Wand3rlust]

Is “sarcasm off the gauge” a physical description, though?

Written all over my face. I'm shit at poker.

 

[Malcolm_79]

6'2 broad hairy chest (no back hair) mostly bald with a long goatee

 

[saintcero]

Written all over my face. I'm shit at poker.

You too? It’s like I have a digital display of my thoughts playing on my forehead.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Picture a cracked out version of Cillian Murphy only really fat and missing an arm.

 

[ydahecnot]

Picture a cracked out version of Cillian Murphy only really fat and missing an arm.

Not interested enough to Google the name. I’ll just trust it’s pretty grim

 

[Wand3rlust]

Picture a cracked out version of Cillian Murphy only really fat and missing an arm.

Be still my beating heart.

 

[Pad_Foot]

6’ (183 cm) Stocky, smooth chinned at the moment, could be smooth elsewhere if asked but hairy chest.. arms.. back (I think)
Not as well endowed as the other Lit Men.. but more than eager to please in many other ways for hours.
Need to know more? Pm!

 

[DinglyDangly]

Legs all the way to my ass.

 

[ccs29745]

6 feet, 250 lbs
Hairy body
Balding head

 

[Tallulah82]

6 feet, 250 lbs
Hairy body
Balding head

Same, my friend. Same.

 

[hairball18]

Short
Bald
Ugly.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Short
Bald
Ugly.

So you’re a S.U.B.

 

[lifeisgood3976]

As the Tobey Keith song says....I Ain't What I Once Was...

 

[Yesok1]

5'1", curvy, with, and I quote, 'practically perfect nipples'.
Olive skin, brown hair, Hazel eyes, 3 tats
Could do with losing a bit of weight

Sarcasm off the gauge.

You forgot ADORABLE

 

[mynameisben]

Just picture Chris Farley at his Chippendale's weight, bouncing on a pogo stick naked.


-Ben

 

[Cob083]

6'5", wide shoulders and wide back. More of an average build nowadays. Full head of dark brown hair, stubble sometimes clean shaven.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You forgot ADORABLE

I'd like to think it goes without saying, however I do find myself having to remind people a LOT.

 

[Yesok1]

Think Chewbacca, but darker hair, more like a bear. I live in the snow and hide in caves because I resemble a stinking yeti.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Tall..curvy/bbw dirty blonde hair...nm Big boobs.. that's all y'all see

 

[NewEng]

2 of everything down the sides, one of everything in the middle

 

[Stan_the_skin]

5'7" bald by choice originally, tattooed dad body, and a long tongue that makes up fir inadequacy elsewhere.

And just not interesting .

 

[Seadog777]

Just under 6 foot tall.
Shaved head.
Goatee.
Blue eyes.
Hairy dad bod.
Rough hands.
Couple tattoos.
Scars from head to toe.

 

[Tallulah82]

Skimming 6ft in bare feet.
My hair colour depends on my laziness. Sometimes it's light brown with blonde highlights. Sometimes it's light brown with blonde highlights and big grey roots.
Hazel eyes. Wait, that sounds too nice. Brown eyes. Dull, brown eyes.
Is mum-bod a thing? Hairy is also subjective to the measurement of my laziness.
Smooth hands because I am almost obsessive about hand cream.
A lot of freckles.
Only one scar - appendix out many years ago.
Short nails because I can't cope with longer.

 

[cdstefi]

Average in every way and knocking on a bit. But occasionally my ass and legs look good.

 

[30bandits]

I'm in love, I love a good gauge

i love practically perfect nipples.