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[Chloe_Harper]

*bow*

And watch.. our merry band of murder hobos, I mean, hormone addled adventurers end up bearding the dragon in it's lair.. losing a week's worth of time, gaining xp and treasure, but taking a massive hit to their health. Trembly legs, sore..bits..

Oh, but the leveling up those banging vagabonds would receive after would increase their health and stamina and so much more for the next sex-quest. Offering even more tantalizing and salacious rewards

 

[TXRafe]

But.. you lose the xp and treasure... Plus the keeper/jailer would die from the abrupt separation.

but isnt the release of the dragon and the pleasure that will spread worth the little death?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

i say check for any alternate exits, plug them, and then blast the top of the tunnel with vibration until the tunnel floods and washes our the dragon. much safer option, in my humble opinion.

Then you have a wet dragon freshly de-caved. Not a happy beastie, in my sexperience, and one likely to seek revenge on its fluid defenestrators.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

But.. you lose the xp and treasure... Plus the keeper/jailer would die from the abrupt separation.

No, no ‘innocent’ deaths! Our holey powers would be lost, were that to happen!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

So, meta-game question: cocks clearly count as sexperience points (giving or receiving), as do penetrative toys. Fingers & tongues would seem to fit as well - but what about nonpenetrators? How do we account for the sexperience their usage accumulates? The ropes, clamps, magic wands of the world almost have to give good sexperience,right?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

So, meta-game question: cocks clearly count as sexperience points (giving or receiving), as do penetrative toys. Fingers & tongues would seem to fit as well - but what about nonpenetrators? How do we account for the sexperience their usage accumulates? The ropes, clamps, magic wands of the world almost have to give good sexperience,right?

I dont think sexperience points would be limited to penetration, but rather sexual acts would provide them. Depending on the difficulty of the act or the person you would have seduce would determine sexperience points you earn.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

So, meta-game question: cocks clearly count as sexperience points (giving or receiving), as do penetrative toys. Fingers & tongues would seem to fit as well - but what about nonpenetrators? How do we account for the sexperience their usage accumulates? The ropes, clamps, magic wands of the world almost have to give good sexperience,right?

Hrm... good question since each character would have a unique way of earning experience. Lower xp from ropes and clamps, but they can be worn almost all the time.. Flogging, spanking would be a small xp gains for each hit taken..

 

[TXRafe]

So, meta-game question: cocks clearly count as sexperience points (giving or receiving), as do penetrative toys. Fingers & tongues would seem to fit as well - but what about nonpenetrators? How do we account for the sexperience their usage accumulates? The ropes, clamps, magic wands of the world almost have to give good sexperience,right?

use objects and toys as multipliers...a whip if successfully used gives a x2 to the sexperience achieved, etc

 

[UsuallyPresent]

use objects and toys as multipliers...a whip if successfully used gives a x2 to the sexperience achieved, etc

Oh? Something like a clitical hit mechanism? Or rolling two orbs (colloquially ‘rolling 2-0’ or ‘rolling a 20’)

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Hrm... good question since each character would have a unique way of earning experience. Lower xp from ropes and clamps, but they can be worn almost all the time.. Flogging, spanking would be a small xp gains for each hit taken..

So the flogger would need many partners to match any of their floggee’s sexperience gains?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

So the flogger would need many partners to match any of their floggee’s sexperience gains?

Bingo.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Back to dragon s-laying. (Would it have had a red nose and been sleighing, only a week ago?)

Dragons are known for many properties - girth, greed, etc. What needs we consider, pondering the rescue of the ‘innocent’ keeper past the Tow-El forest? Need we determine its elemental affinity? Its primal proclivities? Any hazardous terrain, dangerous denizens beneath its dominance?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Back to dragon s-laying. (Would it have had a red nose and been sleighing, only a week ago?)

Dragons are known for many properties - girth, greed, etc. What needs we consider, pondering the rescue of the ‘innocent’ keeper past the Tow-El forest? Need we determine its elemental affinity? Its primal proclivities? Any hazardous terrain, dangerous denizens beneath its dominance?

Hrmm... the little I know is-- it's large for a dragon, but not the largest. It's blue black scales shimmer in the light. While it can handle watery depths it's known to heat the water surrounding it to scalding temperatures.. It has the ability to lash out rapidly..