Desultory and Impulsive
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Got laid
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No shit?
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For real.
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Do I know her?
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There's a good chance you do
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You fucked my wife again didn't you
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SHE CAME ON TO ME WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO!?!?
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Um... call me. I'm right here you know.
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Yeah. I know.
It's like... when you are all up in it, it's difficult to separate what you are feeling from what you are doing.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. You too. Take it easy
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Thanks. You as well.
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This conversation was a much needed smile today.
It’s funny, because I often have the same one,
But in it, I just watch myself
Fuck myself.
It’s funny, because I often have the same one,
But in it, I just watch myself
Fuck myself.
Dirt_in_the_Ground
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My guy says this whenever he gets out of work.
This reminds me to check in with me. It’s been awhile.
I had an uncle who lost the first bit of one of his fingers because he tried to do something on a tractor that he thought was clever but turned out to be kinda dumb. He'd been a talented pianist before that.
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I think that it's still alive because you continue to have the impulse to share your observations and reflections. I subscribe because it's unexpected and unpredictable. It feels authentic. Your writing blends raw sexuality, eroticism, and introspection. You are often humorous and occasionally tender.
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Sitting reclined in my chair full of home made pie waiting to fuck? I agree.
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No asshole.
Passive aggressively begging for people to comment on your thread then blowing them off posting a dumbshit pic of your grimy hand holding a sex toy and writing some lame-ass whoa-is-me emo poetry like some limp-dick Neruda wannabe.
1)no woman wants your grease-fuck smudge fingers up her vagina
2) like... 30 people commented on your thread and you don't have the goddamn common courtesy to fucking give one of them recognition?
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First off fuckhole it wasn't a plea for attention. It was an honest question I asked myself which you answered rather stupidly before we got to talking about you fucking my wife... which we both know was a bunch of made up bullshit we orchestrated out of boredom and for the sake of giving the masses something to read.
Secondly.... who the fuck do you think you are speaking on behalf of women and what they want shoved up their vaginas! Maybe, just MAYBE there is one out there that saw that pic and was like... "fuck... You sir are speaking my language..." and maybe, just MAYBE that woman is the one I wished to reach?
