Did You Get Laid Last Night Or Today?

[Ingenue844]

This morning right before the cockblockers woke up

 

[J_Bone]

This morning right before the cockblockers woke up

Cockblockers

Not a fan of the overused "lol" lingo, but I really did this time. I can sooooo relate to that over the years!

 

[Ingenue844]

Cockblockers

Not a fan of the overused "lol" lingo, but I really did this time. I can sooooo relate to that over the years!

It’s like they have a sixth sense
One even walked in recently. I hope the mortification keeps her from opening that damn door next time she sees it closed

 

[J_Bone]

It’s like they have a sixth sense
One even walked in recently. I hope the mortification keeps her from opening that damn door next time she sees it closed

No shit on the sixth sense! Have had more than a handful of scrambling recoveries and awkward situations. And the time of day or night sometimes doesn't matter for cryin' out loud. Although the upside is I will say it's led to some good sex in some odd places in the house or on the property to avoid the dreaded interruption.

 

[Hodes101]

No. All alone.

 

[Ingenue844]

No shit on the sixth sense! Have had more than a handful of scrambling recoveries and awkward situations. And the time of day or night sometimes doesn't matter for cryin' out loud. Although the upside is I will say it's led to some good sex in some odd places in the house or on the property to avoid the dreaded interruption.

It’s always hard to explain why one person has their face in another’s crotch…
But we can’t not do things.

I wish we had places we could hide. But I find that those little turds will always find us

 

[J_Bone]

It’s always hard to explain why one person has their face in another’s crotch…
But we can’t not do things.

I wish we had places we could hide. But I find that those little turds will always find us

Gotta' be creative and think outside the box, i.e., third bay garage that's detached from the house literally in the boat that was in there, upstairs balcony that's never used and difficult to access even by them, and even a few occasions on the side of the house between the pool equipment and the AC units But the most common has been our master BR walk-in closet. One place they won't go is our master bath when mom is showering or dressing for fear of what she will do to them. And to access the closet, you have to go through the bathroom. There was a period where I think we had more sex in the closet than our bed!

The code is, "Honey, will you come in here for a minute and help me pick out something to wear tonight?" "Well, of course, babe, I'm happy to help."

 

[Ingenue844]

Gotta' be creative and think outside the box, i.e., third bay garage that's detached from the house literally in the boat that was in there, upstairs balcony that's never used and difficult to access even by them, and even a few occasions on the side of the house between the pool equipment and the AC units But the most common has been our master BR walk-in closet. One place they won't go is our master bath when mom is showering or dressing for fear of what she will do to them. And to access the closet, you have to go through the bathroom. There was a period where I think we had more sex in the closet than our bed!

The code is, "Honey, will you come in here for a minute and help me pick out something to wear tonight?" "Well, of course, babe, I'm happy to help."

I did have sex on the concrete floor of a garage before. But I was mid twenties. Now if I tried I’m afraid I won’t be able to stand up again.

 

[J_Bone]

I did have sex on the concrete floor of a garage before. But I was mid twenties. Now if I tried I’m afraid I won’t be able to stand up again.

I feel you there! The mere thought of being down there on the garage floor makes my knees hurt. Maybe keep some kind of cushioning device out there. Those big foam body size pool floats work great. One is pretty tight, but will work in a pinch. But if you put two together, there's enough room for all kinds of positions......or so I'm told

 

[Ingenue844]

I feel you there! The mere thought of being down there on the garage floor makes my knees hurt. Maybe keep some kind of cushioning device out there. Those big foam body size pool floats work great. One is pretty tight, but will work in a pinch. But if you put two together, there's enough room for all kinds of positions......or so I'm told

I’m ghetto enough just to throw a mattress out there.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Not in a while.

 

[inunifor1]

Its been 5 weeks and counting ... hoping the situation changes soon
I could do with some good hard banging

 

[awired50]

YUP

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Nope, no peril here, it's too perilous.

 

[YesIamReal]

Please, I have kept in shape, kept true to my (now ex) wife, and now I am years without having gotten laid.
This honed body and sensual mind and it is going to waste and only I know it.

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[LadyJS]

Did I get laid you ask?????

 

[swtgrlnxtdr]

I will be soon by a married couple mmmm

 

[awired50]

Yes

 

[awired50]

Yes.

 

[Strixaluco]

Not yesterday but on Boxing Day.

 

[GabbyDebarres]

I did. My FWB is in town so we hooked up and have been fucking quite a bit. He's off on some business and will be back tomorrow night and we'll continue through until New Year's Day.

 

[BoredAsianWifey]

Last night and this morning

 

[Titsandclits]

Nope, no sex here

 

[Toylovr]

sadly no.