Did You Get Laid Last Night Or Today?

Not last night or this morning & highly unlikely later today either

L:rose:
 
What began as her exercise session continued through erotic tangles and a load of hilarity to a pretty stupendous simultaneous. Then tea and cake. Brits at home on a Sunday afternoon.
 
Changed that stupid pic, I see.
Lol.
What a douche.

Took you days to come up with something lol. Your always riding my bologna pony. Are you looking to be my bitch or my my son ? Answer bitch and don't take days this time. You're soft I've been to hell and back and I know to spot a pussy. I can smell your stench over the phone bitch.
 
This is really not fair.
I'm arguing with a developmentally delayed person here.
Can anyone translate for me?

Your not arguing you're getting embarrassed and shamed. Just admit it. You stay begging calling my name and singing my signature. You're the biggest cock whore on lit. Stop begging bitch.
 
I'm not sure which you do better ...
Assassinate souls
Or assassinate the English language.

Exposing you for the insecure faggit you are is what I do better than both listed. You're soft and you know it. I thought you were going to be a challenge lol. Ever since I smacked you down like the bitch you are you have become a sensitive grammar policing cunt. I expected more.
 
Profanity is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate.
What happened to your pictures?
What's a 'faggit'?

It's what you see in the mirror everyday. It's what your father and mother taught you to be. It's what's in your soul.

You asking about my pictures all disappointed is exactly why I call you faggit. Get off my dick and move on. Hopefully one day you find a woman to lust over instead of worrying about my pictures. Just so you don't feel sad became, I am a nice guy I'll explain. I always constantly change my Avatar and profile pic.
 
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Even after you edit, I can't understand you.
Three letters, Enrique: GED.
Will change your life.

You have trouble multitasking I see. Stop riding my dick then, maybe you can understand. You're a pathetic waste of time. You just revealed another one of your secrets. You listened to my audio lmao. You really want it that bad. Confused little cunt. Doesn't get more gay than that.lol

One word for you closet learn how to open it. It'll change your life.
 
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Me neither. Loads goin' on, good stuff, much joy, but shattered at the end of the day and we just cuddle and dose off. One day soon, eh? :)
 
Last night

Last night my wife and I reminded the neighbors that it was "hump day" lol.
 
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