Dirty thoughts and inappropriate fantasies.

I imagine there is an art to it. I certainly got a vivid mental image of the sharp but hollow smacking noise of the spoon against your most sensitive anatomy, and the high-pitched cries that would emerge from your mouth as your tear-swollen eyes let forth a stream of tears to cover your cheeks in a glossy sheen.

That's good stuff.

Ok, that wasn't even my fantasy but now I want it too!
You people corrupt.
 
Ok, that wasn't even my fantasy but now I want it too!
You people corrupt.

Who'd have thought a pussy spanking would be so popular. Maybe snapping it with a wide rubber band is the next evolution.

Maybe that should be paired with taking the dildo that is concurrently in her ass and ringing it around like a dinner bell so it pummels all those sensitive nerve junctions.

This all sounds like a very nice punishment for a naughty girl.
 
I've recently fantasized about having a woman in a gynecological exam chair. Her little paper gown is folded back so that her twat is revealed. (Restraints at the ankle and knee if needbe.)

There is a co-ed group of about six "students" observing and learning. After looking at her pussy for a bit from a couple paces away, we move to either side of the chair to start a thorough exam.

I tear away pieces of the paper gown over her breasts so that I can expose the breasts. The students are encouraged to fondle, knead, and pinch the breasts and examine both changes in color and physical responses to the various stimulation. Several hands are touching each of the breasts at once.

Then I move to sit on a stool between the "patient's" legs, and the students gather around looking over my shoulder. As I part the labia there is a moist sound and light reflects off the sheen created by the woman's juices that have flooded her slit. I tell the students that we have a rare specimen of "homo slutus", and we proceed to talk about how much of a whore she must be to be getting off on this type of treatment.

We proceed to experiment determing how much pressure to the clit seems to be pleasurable for her and when the pleasure stops. Then we take a grab bag of items and experiment with what size and shape of items are best placed in her pussy. Some are a better fit than others. Then the male students and myself attempt to ascertain how much cum her pussy holds by each fucking her in turn and shooting our successive loads into her and then letting it all ooze out into a measuring cup.
 
Does she have to clean it up afterwards?

Would that clinch the deal for you?


I was thinking I would just splash the contents of the cup into her face, hand her the cup to lick clean, and walk off.
 
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My dirty thougth and inappropriate fantasies is messing around with my future mother in law. My fiance is out of town for a few weeks and her mother is here for a couple of days. Her mother loves drinking wine and getting drink. I have a fantasie of getting her drunk and having her suck my cock and eventually fucking me or maybe having her fall asleep and me fooling around with her in her sleep.
 
Stella...riding me to my full pony potential.
That hardly seems inappropriate to me! ;)

Tonight I'm thinking about being forced into a pig mask, tail and a special pink feeldoe, with the dildo and plug harnessed in place, and kept for a weekend in a sty, pampered and tormented as a boar pig. Until my keeper gets careless and I knock her into the mud and rape her.

That sounds like a perfect holiday...
 
That hardly seems inappropriate to me! ;)

Tonight I'm thinking about being forced into a pig mask, tail and a special pink feeldoe, with the dildo and plug harnessed in place, and kept for a weekend in a sty, pampered and tormented as a boar pig. Until my keeper gets careless and I knock her into the mud and rape her.

That sounds like a perfect holiday...

I'm going to need help removing my bridle. Meet me in the stable in five minutes...:devil:
 
I've fantasized about abduction and confinement just lately. My nude "guest", having no money for rent of the kennel cage, food, or water, would have to pay for these things in favors.
 
I've fantasized about abduction and confinement just lately. My nude "guest", having no money for rent of the kennel cage, food, or water, would have to pay for these things in favors.
Yes!

And, when you feed her something tastier than usual...

Like, she could refuse the treat if she didn't want to pay with the extra favor.
 
Megan Fox to make me her sissy maid. Dreesed as a french maid, tied up tight, as she fucks my ass with her strapon. Then she locks my cock in a chastity and I am forced to serve her forever.
 
I meet a man for sex and he has me dress up in lingerie. I am not into cross dressing and I don't like it. But I am excited, hard as a rock. He strips me, forcing me to be submissive until I am wearing just a garter belt and hose.

He has me go down on him, kneeling between his legs, then turns me around and fucks me doggy style.
 
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my dirty fantasy has to be that i come home from work, tired and a little pissed off... i walk into the kitchen and there is suddenly and hand clamped over my mouth and im told not to move.. a blindfold is then slipped over my eyes and im pulled by my hair into the bedroom where my arms are tied above my head onto the bedpost. after much telling of what a filthy whore i am... i feel his cock in my mouth and a tongue that is distinctively female on my clit...

that kinda thing normally features in my late night thoughts...
 
my dirty fantasy has to be that i come home from work, tired and a little pissed off... i walk into the kitchen and there is suddenly and hand clamped over my mouth and im told not to move.. a blindfold is then slipped over my eyes and im pulled by my hair into the bedroom where my arms are tied above my head onto the bedpost. after much telling of what a filthy whore i am... i feel his cock in my mouth and a tongue that is distinctively female on my clit...

that kinda thing normally features in my late night thoughts...
you may feel a finger working its way in...... probing you anally..... the feeling of cold KY being massaged inside the tight muscle..... a female voice telling you that your second virginity is about to disappear.... that her husband is a specialist in such intrusions
 
you may feel a finger working its way in...... probing you anally..... the feeling of cold KY being massaged inside the tight muscle..... a female voice telling you that your second virginity is about to disappear.... that her husband is a specialist in such intrusions

That's clever..
 
wow your the one i would like to meet

Post a most inappropriate thought or filthy fantasy.

Mine:

Being fucked by 57 hot guys and having them cum all over my body. Then having 12 sexy women lick all the hot jizz from my body and then lick and suck me to orgasm until I collapse from exhaustion and having the whole thing photographed... then having the photos blown up and displayed like an art gallery where I am whored out and humiliated while on a collar and leash to a room full of masked strangers.

wow your the one
 
My fantasy is less inappropriate as out of character for me...

I come home, head to my room and all of a sudden I'm pushed onto my bed, pinned down and blidnfolded.... stripped, tied spread-eagled and a talented hand slides down to my cock.

A sensuous voice tells me that I'm all hers now, as much as I usually enjoy being the Dom, gently stroking my cock as she explains that I'll never know who she is, how she got here, anything about her except the taste of her, the warmth of her....

....and what her lips feel like as they wrap around my cock would be the last thing she said before I feel her take my cock into her mouth. And so begins a very entertaining evening.



Now I need some way to sort myself out...
 
Having him fist me. We've tried so many times. He has enormous hands and is over a foot taller than me.
 
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