Mercury_Maniac
worn out my welcome
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- Jan 18, 2006
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still waiting on the first.
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I sure do...*L* He was my first official boyfriend when I graduated high school and we were both 17. Anyway, he wanted me to blow him so he wrapped his dick in blue plastic wrap!! It was ridiculous. I tried to suck him off whilst wrapped in it but the smell of the plastic was nauseating. He finally just took the fucking stuff off and that was much better. I just have to wonder what my parents thought when they saw cock shaped plastic wrap in the trash...
Needless to say, I've perfected the art quite well without plastic wrap...*L*
I do remember, it was from my sister too!
Awesome...Did you return the favor?
Was she older or younger?
Well sure. Of course.
My sister's friend had a crush on me. She knew that but never found out about anything we did. At least I don't think she did. She'd have said something if she did. She'd have ratted me out to our parents, though now that I think about it they would've been cool with it. When my mother found out I was not a virgin she was excited and proud! Can you fucking imagine?! I was 18. She was pretty out of it so she had no fucking idea what I was doing in high school.
Here's about how that went.
"So, is your girlfriend cool?" "Yep. She's a cool chick." "So, are you being safe?" "Umm.... Yes. I'm not an idiot." "Well, you need to know these things." "Mom, it's not like this is my first rodeo. I'm not a child." "Wait... You're not a virgin? REALLY?!" "Mom, I'm 18 years old! I attended a Catholic school! What do you think?" "MY BABY ISN'T A VIRGIN?! I'M SO PROUD! THAT'S SO GREAT! WHAT WAS HER NAME?!" "Oh for fuck's sake, mom! Drop it!" "I'm just excited. My son is growing up!" "Please don't ever say that again. Jesus Christ, mom."
So, yeah... I know it's a bit off-topic but it reminded me of that VERY strange experience.