Double pussy and cumming in at the same time?

[rhev]

useless schmuck with too much free time on his hands?

Well, that would be me.

 

[rcuhljr]

Don't feel bad Rhev, I tried to make a joke and compliment someone, they decided to take that, and every single explanation/apology I offered as thinly veiled insults. /shrug you just can't win sometimes.

 

[Quoll]

CLitician

 

[cmarlowe01]

For all you guys and gals that have raised the question; slutty. Well I have to post a response. Yes she was a slutty girl, by that I mean that she dressed provocatively and was very promiscuous. Plus she knew how to push guy’s buttons, she made sure that they wanted her and usually let them dangle. She was just one of those girls that you look at and wonder how she would be in bed.
So, yes she was a slutty tease that I got into bed and her body, skin's softness, her wetness, her scent and the way she spoke has cast a permanent imprint in my mind.

 

[silverwhisper]

eilan quoth
i'll be a snark-fu master, the leader of snarkyville. just to make silverwhisper happy.

woo-hoo! :>

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

For all you guys and gals that have raised the question; slutty. Well I have to post a response. Yes she was a slutty girl, by that I mean that she dressed provocatively and was very promiscuous. Plus she knew how to push guy’s buttons, she made sure that they wanted her and usually let them dangle. She was just one of those girls that you look at and wonder how she would be in bed.
So, yes she was a slutty tease that I got into bed and her body, skin's softness, her wetness, her scent and the way she spoke has cast a permanent imprint in my mind.

Ummm, did you not just read all the things discussed with rhev? *sighs* Please just do me a favor and stop talking about this right now.

 

[DPPBUDDY]

All DPP POSITIONS

Has anyone ever been in or tried a double pussy penetration in which all three are in standing position and both guys cum inside the female? I suppose this is called a standing sandwich position, where one guy fucks the pussy in front while the other guy also fucks the pussy from behind. What's a way to make both guys cum inside at the same time?

Has anyone tried this? Share your experiences.

Anyone tried this before

 

[rhev]

Just as a FYI it helps when you read the thread before replying.

 

[Bacteriophage68]

Lol.

Has anyone ever been in or tried a double pussy penetration in which all three are in standing position and both guys cum inside the female? I suppose this is called a standing sandwich position, where one guy fucks the pussy in front while the other guy also fucks the pussy from behind. What's a way to make both guys cum inside at the same time?

Has anyone tried this? Share your experiences.

 

[Eilan]

Ummm, did you not just read all the things discussed with rhev? *sighs* Please just do me a favor and stop talking about this right now.

Yeah. What she said. Besides, this thread is SO last night!

 

[rhev]

... and yet, here we are still posting on it!
OMG its like a zombie or dracula or something!

 

[AppleBiter]

... and yet, here we are still posting on it!
OMG its like a zombie or dracula or something!

So stop! Let it die.

 

[Bacteriophage68]

lol

Skittles -- 6/20/05 (from: horor story)
I once went to lazy party.At fist it was lazy then something went horrobly wrong. when I first went to the party, Salma Hayek and Joshua Jackson were dancing together. Then I joined my 2 best friends, Elizabeth Berkley and Adam Sandler we were watching a gay movie. But suddenly you hear a burp from the basement . We went up there and saw Shane West lying dead on the floor with a fork stuck in her nose .

Everyone was scared out of there underwear . everyone rushed down the dangerous stairs to get out of the house, but it turns out the hilarious door was locked. Then they heard a car horn from the garage . they went up there and they saw Salma Hayek lying dead with a purple frog's teeth in his/her tongue .People started shouting things like RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! and IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US! . it was pure madness. suddenly some one broke a window and climbed out so did I. right across the street there was a Hollywood Tans some people went and hid in that. and I stayed with Gina the whole time we hid. then Peter spotted the psyco-crazed dude from scream! he spotted us and came at us with 99 rifles .

we didn't know what to do.we started running away and hid in the abandoned Wal-Mart , and hid behind a telephone . I don't think he saw us but suddenly he seduced out at us screaming in a hilarious voice saying HOLY CRAP! . and just missed us with his flame thrower . but we ran ahead of him into Kenya we found a slingshot on the ground and used it on him as he died he screamed YOU SUCK! . and thats the end of that chapter.

Katie -- 6/20/05 (from: Top-Selling Children's Books )
A Is For Anoriexia by Osama Bin Laden

Steve And The Challenging Oompa-loompas Of Deep Sea by Cleetus

Fairytales My Cousin (or Wife) Taught Me by Jesus Christ

Don't Go Into The Outhouse by Bill Gates

Mr. Facial Reconstuctionist Is My Best Friend by Chris Farley

One, Two Twitched My Shoe by Fat Bastard

Juicy Jewish Limericks by Lance Bass

I Wanna Be A Professional Farter When I Grow Up by Aunt Jemima

My Two Mommies by Mr. Clean

Where The funky Things Are by The Colonel

Wendy -- 6/20/05 (from: Movie Titles)
Paris Hilton , where's my van

fierce work

Remember the Los Angeles Lakers

slippery Daddy

66 in a duffle bag

SLC prostitute

Gone with the sleet

The humiliating Proffesor 4

Bio outhouse

Silence of the panda bears

An American bunyip in Pakistan

REady to stare

Allison -- 6/20/05 (from: Chanukah song Part1)
Put on your raincoat Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah

Chanukah is A Laundry day is a very dangerous day. Instead of 55 day of presents We have 700 crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here's a list of people who are Jewish Just like you and me

Marisa Tomei lights the Menorah So does Keanu Reeves and Uma Thurman and the late Sean Penn Guess who eats together at the Chick-Fil-A Charlie Sheen from Two and a Half Men and Jon Cryer

Ewan McGregor is half Jewish, Catherine Zeta-Jones is half too Put them together: I got a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell! Jew!

you dont need Go Your Own Way or Love Is a Battlefield Cause you can spin a dreydel with Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston (both Jewish!)

Put on your yamakah Its time for Chanukah The owner of the Utah Jazz Celebrates Chanukah

Anna Nicole Smith : NOT a Jew But guess who is?: Hall-of-famer Joe DiMaggio (he converted) We got David Arquette and his/her sister dear Patricia Arquette Gillian Anderson is uarter Jewish--not too shabby!


Sandy -- 6/19/05 (from: Top 10 Best-sellers)
Top 10 best-selling books of 2004 :

10 - X Is For xylophone by Gabrielle Union

9- Who Let The beavers Out? by Bob Denver

8- 100,000 Little Germans by Nancy Travis

7- Who's Afraid Of The hairy , unique paintbrush ? by Haley Joel Osment

6- cable Wars by Anne Hathaway

5- sodomize Your Cares Away by Dr. Johnny Knoxville

4- 7 Ways To shoot by Queen Latifah

3- I'm ignorant And Enjoying Every Minute Of It! by Kobe Bryant

2- carrying Me by Linda Cardellini

1- smell The World by Jim Belushi

Desi -- 6/18/05 (from: Dating Advertisment )
Hazel eyed, Light Brown haired, seductive teen seekin' soul mate. Loves moonlit strolls through thuh The Bahamas . I love wild dreams , therefor my partner has to also. i like small boobs . I love a person who plays softball , especially when they do it in a/an loud way. I have an extremely Extra Large bum, so i hope my soul mate likes those. Somethin' that is totally inportant to me is that my partner likes thuh snail that lives in my Livin' Room , thats WAY inportant. In my spare time i love to kiss in a fart way. I love remorse dog Zombies and i hope my sould mate does too.

If you fit any of thuh qualifications above, call me at 555-8311

I will be waitin' for you my Snookie Wookie Sweetums .

Skittles -- 6/18/05 (from: CAR RIBBON MADNESS)
So many ribbons on the wheels of cars these days! Just today I saw a purple one for Environmentalism , a blue one for drunken firecrackers - awareness and a maroon one for SARS -awareness.

I think I'll go into my own ribbon-making business. I'll sell them for $100 a piece. And you can stick them on your Ford Mustang , motorcycle or even your shoe for all I care!

I'll make beige ones for pillow - supporters; teal ones for Jews For Christina Aguilera ; white ones for baboon -lovers; periwinkle ones for Canadian dancers ; lavender ones to bring attention to the plight of the lazy mobsters in Japan ; and finally, gold ones to show the world that you give your hard-earned strawberries to Dave Chappelle 's favorite charity which brings violence to prostitutes around the globe!

Angela -- 6/18/05 (from: REJECTED TALK SHOW SUBJECTS)
slackers Who Keep Thinking It's Monday

smoker men who worship Liam Neeson

Problems of vegans Named Daria

psychics Who Have Seen Tara Reid Naked

computer gurus Who Really Get A twitch Out Of Martin Sheen

Walgreens tampons Who Marry Their Customers

farmers Who Swear Hilary Duff scratches In Their Windows At Night

dangerous loud feminists Who Don't sleep On Videotape

Skittles -- 6/18/05 (from: Top-Selling Romance Novels)
fart Me Good by Paris Hilton

My Love shoe by Leonardo DiCaprio

The marbles of Afghanistan by Britney Spears

Hot infatuation in China by James Gandolfini

nose Caresses by Hilary Duff

The gynecologist of Nicaragua by Simon Cowell

He Makes Me ugly by Angelina Jolie

The 512 lesbians I have Loved by Howard Stern

barfing My tongue Up Her bra by Jessica Simpson

hungry gayness by Tom Green

HOLY CRAP! , My Love! by Jennifer Lopez

Skittles -- 6/17/05 (from: Not-Quite-Famous Books)
Not-Quite-Famous Books:

Even thongs Get the Blues

The itchy Gatsby

The motorcycle in the Rye

One Flew Over the pigeon ’s ribbon

Goodbye, Mr. Garrison

Of shoes and Men

hilarious End of the Ocean

Thompson ’s Wake

The drunken World

The Great and Secret teapot

Johnny Got His blanket

The potato chips War

To throw a falcon

Lord of the marbles

lazy Works of Chinese Literature

The Call of farta

crayons for Algernon

The gay Man and the toilet

Kristi in Stonehenge
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[Eilan]

For all you guys and gals that have raised the question; slutty. Well I have to post a response. Yes she was a slutty girl, by that I mean that she dressed provocatively and was very promiscuous. Plus she knew how to push guy’s buttons, she made sure that they wanted her and usually let them dangle. She was just one of those girls that you look at and wonder how she would be in bed.
So, yes she was a slutty tease that I got into bed and her body, skin's softness, her wetness, her scent and the way she spoke has cast a permanent imprint in my mind.

Okay. I was gonna let this thread die, but after stewing over it, I can't. Against my better judgment, I'm coming back to ask the age-old unanswerable question: Why is it that it's okay for people to describe a woman as slutty when there's no male equivalent for this term? I mean, someone's gotta be fucking these users/sluts, right? They sure as hell don't achieve slut status with their trusty dildos.

If cmarlowe01, rhev and rhev's DP'ing Minuteman Playstation Buddy can fuck a woman who's a user or a slut, then what does that make them? Studs, apparently. I can use the terms "manwhore," "boyslut," and "boytoy," until I'm blue in the face, but they don't have the negative connotation that words like "slut," "whore," and "bitch" (to a lesser extent) have.

Some women are sick of double standards. If it's wrong to call bullshit on that, then this is one time when I have no problem with being wrong.

 

[silverwhisper]

hey eilan, don't hold back: tell us what you really think... :>

me personally, i use the term "boys". or "tools". :>

ed

 

[rhev]

Why bother with labels?

I would willingly accept the term slut or manwhore or what have you simply because whatever you wish to call me has no real bearing on my life. If a man or woman chooses to live a sexually liberated lifestyle the people who look down their noses at them are most probably jealous. Either that they a. can't fuck them or b. can't fuck like them.

However, I do agree with you that there does exist a double standard when it comes to sluts vs players.

Also, one last thing. For me personally the 3 words you chose to use, slut, whore, bitch all have three different meanins to me. Ive known women who could easily be described as all three, but that is the exception, not the norm, as they are usually mutually exclusive.

A slut is a derogatory term denoting a lewd or sexually wanton woman.
A whore is a PERSON who charges money for sexual acts.
A bitch is just someone who is mean, the word often having female, catty, or duplicitious undertones to it as well.

I capitialized person for whore because quite frankly where I am from Ive seen a male prostitute or two. Not a pretty sight, but then again, its not a pretty situation to be in I would assume where you are selling your body for money.

Ok, cutting this post off before I ramble even further.

 

[Quoll]

Okay. I was gonna let this thread die, but after stewing over it, I can't. Against my better judgment, I'm coming back to ask the age-old unanswerable question: Why is it that it's okay for people to describe a woman as slutty when there's no male equivalent for this term? I mean, someone's gotta be fucking these users/sluts, right? They sure as hell don't achieve slut status with their trusty dildos.

If cmarlowe01, rhev and rhev's DP'ing Minuteman Playstation Buddy can fuck a woman who's a user or a slut, then what does that make them? Studs, apparently. I can use the terms "manwhore," "boyslut," and "boytoy," until I'm blue in the face, but they don't have the negative connotation that words like "slut," "whore," and "bitch" (to a lesser extent) have.

Some women are sick of double standards. If it's wrong to call bullshit on that, then this is one time when I have no problem with being wrong.

Exactly, yet we read it countless times, and the funny thing is for every "slut", there are at least twenty guys clamouring to jump her bones and if they "score" they are legends, but she is still a "slut".
I think the only way to overcome this sort of attitude is a little bit of "respect", perhaps if we don`t talk or write this way, others may learn from it and in a thousand years who knows what might happen.

 

[hard_lad]

how sad

sluts, ladies, man-whores and gentleman,

stop wasting your time 'debating' on useless issues that have no sigle point of agreement among everyone and start enjoying your time by doing something that's enjoyable. That's all the time i'm wasting on this thread.

Cheers all and have a great day/night

 

[Quoll]

sluts, ladies, man-whores and gentleman,

stop wasting your time 'debating' on useless issues that have no sigle point of agreement among everyone and start enjoying your time by doing something that's enjoyable. That's all the time i'm wasting on this thread.

Cheers all and have a great day/night

I don`t see it as a useless issue at all, in fact I see it as a huge issue.
I enjoy debating.
That`s why it should be debated, so that some sort of agreement or understanding can be reached.

As Eilan said there really isn`t any term to describe a man, that has the same mental imagery as the term slut, you can call them a bastard, a lowlife or an arsehole, but it still doesn`t have that same meaning. So what? you might ask.
How often have we heard the words, "She wanted it, She was asking for it, She was dressed like a slut." and bang straight away you have a mental picture of what she was like.
Are there any words to describe men that create that same instant mental image?
There are only two that come to my mind, Rapist and Abuser.
Interestingly the term slut is probably one of the most common defences used by said rapists and abusers.
The only other term I can think of that even comes close to describing a male "slut" is the old favourite "He was just sowing his wild oats", hardly derogatory.


That`ll do Quoll, that`ll do.

 

[JustSkye]

A roommate and I DPed a girl once. I was wearing a bag, he wasn't. Honestly it was a bit distracting. On top of it, he came in like 3 pumps then went upstairs to play on his playstation while I finished her off. I know that doesn't sound very sexy, but quite honestly after being double penetrated, then being filled with the minute man's spunk, she was loose and sloppy. Took me a while to get her off, and quite frankly after she did, I just took off the bag and had her finish me orally.

Then I took a shower.

This is going to come off snippy from me, but you wondered why some jumped you the way they did and couldn't understand for the life of you why they would get upset with the way you wrote this...


finished her off. Loose. Sloppy. And you had her finish you orally. Then took a shower, making it seemed like you were sullied and made to feel really nasty after being with her. It kinda peeved me just reading it. You made it sound like she was just another hole to fuck. And when you were done, had to hurry and clean yourself of it. Jmo..

 

[Gekken]

This is going to come off snippy from me, but you wondered why some jumped you the way they did and couldn't understand for the life of you why they would get upset with the way you wrote this...


finished her off. Loose. Sloppy. And you had her finish you orally. Then took a shower, making it seemed like you were sullied and made to feel really nasty after being with her. It kinda peeved me just reading it. You made it sound like she was just another hole to fuck. And when you were done, had to hurry and clean yourself of it. Jmo..

Why the fuck haven't we hijacked THIS yet, toots?

 

[JustSkye]

Why the fuck haven't we hijacked THIS yet, toots?

good question.

It still amazes me the way some men refer to women who love or enjoy sex as slutty or whorish. Myopic thinking at it's best in some of these posts. Not to mention majorly disrespectful.

 

[rhev]

It kinda peeved me just reading it.

Just like it kinda peeves me off how people won't let it die?
(especially after multiple appologies for the original post, and 2 pages of back and forth over it that were finally resolved)

 

[JustSkye]

Just like it kinda peeves me off how people won't let it die?
(especially after multiple appologies for the original post, and 2 pages of back and forth over it that were finally resolved)

That's fine and I apologize for dredging. But I posted because you just didn't get why women were pissed with what you posted.

It may be a porn and adult site, but tact and taste are preferred when posting. Just my opinion.

 

[Gekken]

good question.

It still amazes me the way some men refer to women who love or enjoy sex as slutty or whorish. Myopic thinking at it's best in some of these posts. Not to mention majorly disrespectful.

I wear glasses. are you saying I'm a whore?