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kinkyyjulia
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In front of the windows is my favorite place!
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The Christmas alphabet is A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. No L.
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Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze.
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Have you heard of the band 923 Megabytes? Probably not, they haven't had a gig yet.
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What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear.
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Wait, you don't want to hear a joke about potassium? K.
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Five guys walk into a bar. You think one of them would've seen it.
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Who can jump higher than a house? Pretty much anyone.
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Dear Tide
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I’ve used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction,all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.
Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I’ve used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction,all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.
Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
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Bought one as a Christmas present for myself.
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Mmmmmmm
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Love a good stroke buddy
All looks in order to me
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They always turn into a suck session
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Thinking of one of my Lit friends finishing me off in her capable hands
