Eating Your Own Cum

As a beta guy i have a couple of rules when it comes to looking at porn and masturbating :
1.Stroke and edge, but don't cum.
2. If I do cum i have to lick it all up.
 
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Well if the average in 2 teaspoons a load and there are 768 teaspoons in a gallon that would be 384 loads give or take. Each load on average has 200 million sperm.

So I have easily has a gallon of cum and well over many billion sperm.

https://s.smutty.com/media_smutty/c/a/p/t/b/capt-shmo-xa0zm-5a18b6.gif

Mmmm that would make it about 1 billion little sperm each year time 45 years and I guess that would be 2 x my body weight of cum. Know wonder my skin looks so good for a 61 year old. Mmmm maybe I should sell my cum as a facial cream.😉
 
With the global trend toward socialism I recommend that all you soy boys get used to slurping up your sperm. Food is likely to become hard to obtain and sperm is full of protein. For now you might try mixing a teaspoon full of sperm into a soy based coco drink with a dollop of whipped cream (artificial and also plant based) and sprinkled with nutmeg. Enjoy!:kiss:


Now, this is funny
 
Same here

I love licking my cum from my wives hot pussy. I also like to lick it off her fingers.


Wife edges me for a while making lots of precum, “forces” me to lick them clean
Some days she’ll let me cum in her hand and then “force” feed me that
Other days I get to enjoy a frothy mixture of her and my juices!
 
Wife edges me for a while making lots of precum, “forces” me to lick them clean
Some days she’ll let me cum in her hand and then “force” feed me that
Other days I get to enjoy a frothy mixture of her and my juices!

I've had those kind of hand jobs. It's fun when your wife is plays too. I think I've eaten more cum than my wife. Cleanup is my job!!
 
I don't really care for the taste of my own, weather from my hand or from the wife's pussy. I do enjoy sucking a guy off and swallowing his load, or cleaning up a full pussy.
 
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