Emergency Dildos

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

I'm a germaphobe, so I feel the same way.
I have never needed an emergency dildo I plan ahead.
Those that are using other things, please be safe, the idea of the neck of a beer bottle is terrifying, do you know how easily those things chip, crack and break?

They are fairly break free inside a vagina. The reason I refused is the possible vacuum suction when pulling a beer bottle out.

When in public and being a tease there is no way to plan ahead. Our lives have been exciting because we often never knew what would happen. Still we used reasonable care what we did and where. At least I didn't get raped in a dark alley or back room of a bar.

 

[LostGirlTink]

They are fairly break free inside a vagina. The reason I refused is the possible vacuum suction when pulling a beer bottle out.

When in public and being a tease there is no way to plan ahead. Our lives have been exciting because we often never knew what would happen. Still we used reasonable care what we did and where. At least I didn't get raped in a dark alley or back room of a bar.

I'm fine without my life being that exciting I guess. A vibe fits easily inside a purse.
I have had stitches on my hand from chipped beer bottles more than once in my time bartending and waiting tables, no fucking way would I be putting a bottle up my vagina.
Actual rape has little to do with sexual exploits. I'm not sure why you would mention that.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

There was another girlfriend long ago whom I toyed with using carrots while she was secured by various tac to the twine of hay bales in my parents barn. Afterwards I destroyed the evidence by feeding it to the horses.

That was my favorite part of the video for Spinal Tap’s ”Sex Farm.”

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

I'm fine without my life being that exciting I guess. A vibe fits easily inside a purse.
I have had stitches on my hand from chipped beer bottles more than once in my time bartending and waiting tables, no fucking way would I be putting a bottle up my vagina.
Actual rape has little to do with sexual exploits. I'm not sure why you would mention that.

I mentioned it because it was one of the last posts I read last evening. It was because of her sexual exploits in a bar. Well she called it a pub.

When we go out I rarely carry a purse. My hands need to be free for other reasons.
Even at home with no children here anymore my vibes and dildos remain hidden. I actually use a few emergency dildos and keep them near my lamp or the computer desk.

Broken bottles reminded me of a bar we'd stop at now and then. They threw the empties out the window into a cement pit. We could hear them break. I do remember chipped beer bottle rims at times.

Thanks for your honest answers.

 

[Miles Long]

Can someone please start a band called Emergency Dildos? I will buy everything you put out on vinyl.

 

[cascadiabound]

Can someone please start a band called Emergency Dildos? I will buy everything you put out on vinyl.

LMAO